Ahh that there is a site to see! Mongolian Brapmare right? They spook easy so just make sure when you wrangle it you speak in a soft low tone. I try to lay a trail of whole snicker bars to the barn for trust. Let me know how it goes!
If you spent as much time trying to get pussy as you do showing off your double down syndrome on the internet you might still have a chance of becoming a man by the time you hit your forties.
Remember that they only bite if they are hungry. Prepare an offering of tendies, put them on a large plate and slowly approach the beast, plate forward, while firmly keeping eye contact with her. Put it on the floor, let the thing devour the offering and then you can start the mating calls
Cover your whole body in bacongrease and throw some rips infront of her. You will first hear a jabba da hut like voice in excitement with hands flipping vividly.
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6 PizzaWasRiteAbtWomen 2020-05-25
Ahh that there is a site to see! Mongolian Brapmare right? They spook easy so just make sure when you wrangle it you speak in a soft low tone. I try to lay a trail of whole snicker bars to the barn for trust. Let me know how it goes!
3 Alpha_Soy_Man 2020-05-25
Hmmm, I initially thought she was a zimbabwean sporgflurt but identifying the species isn't my specialty (methane extraction is)
1 jajajakel 2020-05-25
Are we talking jenkem or is that a sexual specialty?
2 myNAMEjef420 2020-05-25
I think ive been to that wawa.
1 SnapshillBot 2020-05-25
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1 Cryptic7-2 2020-05-25
Remember that they only bite if they are hungry. Prepare an offering of tendies, put them on a large plate and slowly approach the beast, plate forward, while firmly keeping eye contact with her. Put it on the floor, let the thing devour the offering and then you can start the mating calls
1 YaBoiDylan66 2020-05-25
r/brapbarn is that way son------>
1 rackit101 2020-05-25
Fuck you
1 MorkusBorkus 2020-05-25
Her forearms missed the memo that the rest of the body is horribly obese
1 BoraXII 2020-05-25
Cover your whole body in bacongrease and throw some rips infront of her. You will first hear a jabba da hut like voice in excitement with hands flipping vividly.
1 LoftCoiffure 2020-05-25
Just pretend you have kfc left over at home
1 albietanders 2020-05-25
😍😍😍
1 Mechromante 2020-05-25
Lure her with a sausage on a stick