So basically i had a boner and had to hide it and i put the dick like up towards my stomach i was wearing a hoodie and a tshirt and if someone lifted it they would see it . I got this feeling that some shit would happen so i put my dick back down and like 20 seconds later a guy pulled up my shirt and hoodie as a joke and yeah my dick wasnt there
Unironically the entirety of American history is just "oops we accidentally destroyed what we were trying tp preserve". Slaves and WW2 being prime examples
Nah I meant it more like that by fighting against the Nazis, Americans unwittingly set themselves up to have people go into anti-Nazi hysterics and have anything edgier than modern liberalism be considered hateful because muh 12 gorillion and Nazis bad. They also destroyed Europe, if not directly, then indirectly via their gay propaganda. The country's history is just one fuck-up like this after the other. They go to save the world and end up neolibbing it up
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So basically i had a boner and had to hide it and i put the dick like up towards my stomach i was wearing a hoodie and a tshirt and if someone lifted it they would see it . I got this feeling that some shit would happen so i put my dick back down and like 20 seconds later a guy pulled up my shirt and hoodie as a joke and yeah my dick wasnt there
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1 TOldAcres 2020-05-26
Is every man on earth united by that boner hiding trick?
1 FUCKJANNIES123 2020-05-26
Union soldiers were told the Liberia plan would happen but they got duped when (((bankers))) decided having wagies was better than not having wagies.
1 Doctor_Blunt 2020-05-26
Liberia is the Model State of the World. We was Kingz and sheez
1 ThouzandQueerReich 2020-05-26
We iz
1 DownvoterAccount 2020-05-26
New Wakanda
1 Infidel6 2020-05-26
That was the official statement, but the truth is that not once in American history has a Liberian expedition returned to tell the tale.
1 assassin_is_born 2020-05-26
Unironically the entirety of American history is just "oops we accidentally destroyed what we were trying tp preserve". Slaves and WW2 being prime examples
1 Flip__Side 2020-05-26
“Accidentally”
1 ThouzandQueerReich 2020-05-26
We were trying to preserve WW2?
1 assassin_is_born 2020-05-26
Nah I meant it more like that by fighting against the Nazis, Americans unwittingly set themselves up to have people go into anti-Nazi hysterics and have anything edgier than modern liberalism be considered hateful because muh 12 gorillion and Nazis bad. They also destroyed Europe, if not directly, then indirectly via their gay propaganda. The country's history is just one fuck-up like this after the other. They go to save the world and end up neolibbing it up
1 portraitsofpastry 2020-05-26
This is honestly one of the most aggressively retarded hot takes on anything I've ever seen. Congratulations.
2 assassin_is_born 2020-05-26
thx
1 ConfrontationalKosm 2020-05-26
Over 40% of Jewish Americans were slave owners, only ~4% of whites were
1 SodomyVasectomy 2020-05-26
There is nothing wrong with owning slaves.
1 ProBanEvader 2020-05-26
yea r/ape confirmed black people arent monke so its ok
1 Doctor_Blunt 2020-05-26
Reject humanity 😎😎😎🐵🐵🐵🌍🌎🌏🌐🗺️🌋
1 Doctor_Blunt 2020-05-26
Before democrat
1 Doctor_Blunt 2020-05-26
I don't remember asking you a goodamn thing.
1 ThouzandQueerReich 2020-05-26
In the phillipines you can have house servants for $100/m. My wife's parents have five of them (one security guy).
Slavery was a better deal.
1 Doctor_Blunt 2020-05-26
Ngl that's cheap. Send your people.
We pay our maid and servant 150$ a month and cook 300$ a month. Driver was 300$ a month, but no need once my sister learnt how to drive.
My American friend calls them slaves.
1 ThouzandQueerReich 2020-05-26
A beach area not too far from masbate, not near Manila or cebu or anything
1 killurownfamily 2020-05-26
Southern US = first victim of muh freedom and democracy
1 Coconuthead93 2020-05-26
More like
3 Doctor_Blunt 2020-05-26
May I interest you in shitneoconssay?
4 Coconuthead93 2020-05-26
Been subbed to it, friendo :)
1 embrace- 2020-05-26
Mossad! This goy right here!
1 arsepirate69 2020-05-26
RIP Robert E. Lee.
1 reddit2965 2020-05-26
You just shot 60 slaveowners? Sounds kind of anti-semetic.
1 forseti911 2020-05-26
Do it again Uncle Sherman!
1 98herbsandspices 2020-05-26
the Robert E Lee is a fantastic car despite this.
1 utrastalin 2020-05-26
I think we’ve all graduated from republicanism. Republicans were cool when I was in highschool. It’s all about 3rd position now
1 Doctor_Blunt 2020-05-26
Ross Perot for President
1 lilalaber 2020-05-26
Fucking Nerd.