You don’t have a choice, DeuxTard

1  2020-05-26 by 428_cobrajet

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What if you... clicked my link to DeuxCHAT... Haha just kidding...

Unless...?

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Everyone has a choice. Let voicemail get it.

I poke the accept icon so hard I give the phone an exit wound

Based on what?

Funny!

finally

i've been waiting for this

They took this from you

They ain't too green and froggy to get raped. I hope the caller knows that.

shaking and crying as i press the answer button

"B-based department?"

"Why of course, how could you tell?"

literally shits MDE merch pants whilst screaming

"Listen kid, we saw you post something really based, and we need someone with some schizoposting skills on our DeuxChad specops team, you in?"

heavy breathing

"It's not like you had a choice anyway. Meet us at the piss corner at 2300 hrs, Saturday, we'll be waiting, so get there while we still have some patience..."