"Listen kid, we saw you post something really based, and we need someone with some schizoposting skills on our DeuxChad specops team, you in?"
heavy breathing
"It's not like you had a choice anyway. Meet us at the piss corner at 2300 hrs, Saturday, we'll be waiting, so get there while we still have some patience..."
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1 SnapshillBot 2020-05-26
horseshoe theory is many dimensional
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1 SirWarwickFalstaff 2020-05-26
Everyone has a choice. Let voicemail get it.
1 ToQuoteGuyFieri 2020-05-26
I poke the accept icon so hard I give the phone an exit wound
1 RotherhamTaxiDriver_ 2020-05-26
Based on what?
3 contentedserf 2020-05-26
Funny!
1 Seargn 2020-05-26
finally
i've been waiting for this
1 Big_Black_Chungus 2020-05-26
They took this from you
1 RedditAdminsHateCons 2020-05-26
They ain't too green and froggy to get raped. I hope the caller knows that.
0 Doivid_Magnum 2020-05-26
shaking and crying as i press the answer button
"B-based department?"
"Why of course, how could you tell?"
literally shits MDE merch pants whilst screaming
"Listen kid, we saw you post something really based, and we need someone with some schizoposting skills on our DeuxChad specops team, you in?"
heavy breathing
"It's not like you had a choice anyway. Meet us at the piss corner at 2300 hrs, Saturday, we'll be waiting, so get there while we still have some patience..."