Jesus, this person is asking "Why are people trying to make me feel bad about being single in my thirties" but what they really want is "Please make me feel better for being single in my thirties, I need validation". Sad.
Lmao imagine being so humorless that not only do you not understand certain types of humor, but you actively seek and destroy humor elsewhere that you don't understand.
Man I piss in my sink (sometimes, for a treat) cause I have manlet toilet that's like 2ft off the ground and I don't want to have to become the second coming of Chris Kyle im the dark at 2 in the morning just to get it in the bowl when there's a perfectly waste height sink right next to me.
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7 cybermericorp 2020-05-26
Jesus, this person is asking "Why are people trying to make me feel bad about being single in my thirties" but what they really want is "Please make me feel better for being single in my thirties, I need validation". Sad.
6 jzck20 2020-05-26
Femcels are single at 30 and it's not a big deal at all, not at all, so much so that here are words words words words words about it
3 Doivid_Magnum 2020-05-26
literally announcing intent to just cope instead of going back in time to not be a loser in the first place in the very first line of the post
aaahahahaha it's already over for her
3 forseti911 2020-05-26
🤔
3 _reason_biden_lost_ 2020-05-26
Unicorns aren't usually full of rotten eggs
2 EasedArmadillo 2020-05-26
COPE SEETHE
DILATEAND COPE1 SnapshillBot 2020-05-26
Lmao imagine being so humorless that not only do you not understand certain types of humor, but you actively seek and destroy humor elsewhere that you don't understand.
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1 ArtSchoolTrashy 2020-05-26
Jeez, just look at the post history. Serial dater, got knocked up by a chad and aborted it. Now whining she’s single and will never have a kid... ☺️☺️
6 SirCheekus 2020-05-26
Wholesome
3 Doivid_Magnum 2020-05-26
/mademesmile /upliftingnews /twoxchromosomes /sinkpissers
1 TrezzBasedGod 2020-05-26
Man I piss in my sink (sometimes, for a treat) cause I have manlet toilet that's like 2ft off the ground and I don't want to have to become the second coming of Chris Kyle im the dark at 2 in the morning just to get it in the bowl when there's a perfectly waste height sink right next to me.
1 Doivid_Magnum 2020-05-26
based convenienceposter
2 Jannieseatdoodoo 2020-05-26
YAASSS kween slay! 💅💅💄🍸🍷
1 CanadianAsshole1 2020-05-26
good morning
1 Jannieseatdoodoo 2020-05-26
Lmao the cope
2 _reason_biden_lost_ 2020-05-26
it's levels of cope I didn't even know were possible