The shopping cart is the ultimate litmus test for whether a person is capable of self-governing.
To return the shopping cart is an easy, convenient task and one which we all recognize as the correct, appropriate thing to do. To return the shopping cart is objectively right. There are no situations other than dire emergencies in which a person is not able to return their cart. Simultaneously, it is not illegal to abandon your shopping cart. Therefore the shopping cart presents itself as the apex example of whether a person will do what is right without being forced to do it. No one will punish you for not returning the shopping cart, no one will fine you or kill you for not returning the shopping cart, you gain nothing by returning the shopping cart. You must return the shopping cart out of the goodness of your own heart. You must return the shopping cart because it is the right thing to do. Because it is correct.
A person who is unable to do this is no better than an animal, an absolute savage who can only be made to do what is right by threatening them with a law and the force that stands behind it.
The Shopping Cart is what determines whether a person is a good or bad member of society.
Seriously. It nearly assures the carts will be put back. I see Walmart and dollar general and piggly wiggy carts literally all over my town. I've never seen an aldis cart. I've got no problem with someone taking a cart and pushing it home if they have no car or ride but... WHEN YOU GO BACK TO THE STORE ON FOOT TAKE THHE FUCKING CART BACK DON'T JUST PUSH IT OVER THE HILL OR LEAVE IT ON THE STREET. this bugs me way more than it should and I'm the kind of weirdo that will push random carts back to stores if I'm on foot and see one.
I’ve heard that they ban all new subs and make you appeal it, just to see if you care. That seems hard to believe, but I encourage you to try it. I’ll be right there with you, cartposting until the end
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6 employee10038080 2020-05-26
Someone post the copypasta
23 oainvls 2020-05-26
The shopping cart is the ultimate litmus test for whether a person is capable of self-governing.
To return the shopping cart is an easy, convenient task and one which we all recognize as the correct, appropriate thing to do. To return the shopping cart is objectively right. There are no situations other than dire emergencies in which a person is not able to return their cart. Simultaneously, it is not illegal to abandon your shopping cart. Therefore the shopping cart presents itself as the apex example of whether a person will do what is right without being forced to do it. No one will punish you for not returning the shopping cart, no one will fine you or kill you for not returning the shopping cart, you gain nothing by returning the shopping cart. You must return the shopping cart out of the goodness of your own heart. You must return the shopping cart because it is the right thing to do. Because it is correct.
A person who is unable to do this is no better than an animal, an absolute savage who can only be made to do what is right by threatening them with a law and the force that stands behind it.
The Shopping Cart is what determines whether a person is a good or bad member of society.
0 jewdanksdad 2020-05-26
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ok, for the love of all degeneracy, who was the complete tard who posted this?
3 KookieCookie1 2020-05-26
Savant, you mean?
1 jewdanksdad 2020-05-26
Not an answer
1 _reason_biden_lost_ 2020-05-26
Probably pizza or watermark
1 jewdanksdad 2020-05-26
Makes sense, they are idiots
6 SnideBumbling 2020-05-26
Fascism? Nah. I'm a Moncartist.
2 KimYoJongGurlBoss 2020-05-26
Bonacartist
5 _reason_biden_lost_ 2020-05-26
Just do like Aldi's and make you rent the cart for a quarter and bums will happily take them back to the store.
2 hashtagrealaccount 2020-05-26
Seriously. It nearly assures the carts will be put back. I see Walmart and dollar general and piggly wiggy carts literally all over my town. I've never seen an aldis cart. I've got no problem with someone taking a cart and pushing it home if they have no car or ride but... WHEN YOU GO BACK TO THE STORE ON FOOT TAKE THHE FUCKING CART BACK DON'T JUST PUSH IT OVER THE HILL OR LEAVE IT ON THE STREET. this bugs me way more than it should and I'm the kind of weirdo that will push random carts back to stores if I'm on foot and see one.
3 Dr_Poop_Sex 2020-05-26
r/ReturnTheCart
Edit: it never existed. It wasn’t made and banned. Somebody with accounts that don’t constantly get banned should make it, though
6 fa51 2020-05-26
retards need to make new accounts if you ever posted on a banned sub otherwise if too many post on any new sub it will be auto banned
5 Dr_Poop_Sex 2020-05-26
When a sub I like gets banned, I go to work and participate in my other hobbies
3 AutoModerator 2020-05-26
boomer
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3 Cheap-Power 2020-05-26
goddamn how do I discover tard-right subs before they get b&?
2 Dr_Poop_Sex 2020-05-26
I just made it up. To my knowledge, no one has yet starting a cartposting aub
3 KookieCookie1 2020-05-26
I actually made it. It was banned within 8 hours recently. Some algorithm must’ve tripped. Need to make cartposting a thing
It wasn’t even supposed to be some mdefugee sub. Just cartposting, A E S T H E T I C S, and doing the right thing
2 Dr_Poop_Sex 2020-05-26
That’s how monkeywave was too
I’ve heard that they ban all new subs and make you appeal it, just to see if you care. That seems hard to believe, but I encourage you to try it. I’ll be right there with you, cartposting until the end
1 KookieCookie1 2020-05-26
I gotta plenty of cartposts left
1 KookieCookie1 2020-05-26
/r/returnyourcart shhh
1 Dr_Poop_Sex 2020-05-26
:)
1 Cheap-Power 2020-05-26
whats the current mdefugee sub brother
1 TOldAcres 2020-05-26
Prolly this one and r/consumeproduct
2 frenship-triangle 2020-05-26
rip lol
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1 Mr_Piggens 2020-05-26
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1 p00pnig420 2020-05-26
I want to run someone over with my cart