unbutton your blouse mom im thirsty

Your nipples. They’re mine.

Unironically this; breastfeeding as an infant is one of the only scientifically supported ways to raise IQ after one has already left the womb.

Now gib milky.

Based titty.

I wonder if those guys who sucked their moms tits until they were teenagers are secretly 1000iq geniuses

Its a confirmed fact that Albert Einstein keep sucking his mother's tits until he was 35 years old.

I'm not an autistic man child, I'm a genius

*sucks on mommy's teat*

Bitch just eat those vegetables yourself then let me suck on dem titties.

does breastmilk taste good? that would be hot

Dunno how it tastes but my gf just had my baby and I know it smells gross lmao, can’t imagine what adult would even find that remotely appealing

everything changes when boner

Nah bro that’s nasty lol, when you have a kid tho your girls titties will get heaps bigger which is nice

boner win boner always win

I knocked up my gf

Absolutely degenerate

Nah, it was a planned pregnancy and we’re going for #2 this year. Needing a piece of paper from the govt to feel ok having kids is pretty cucked tbh lol

Did you guys do a ceremony? Like in the eyes of God and all that?

Nah, neither of us are religious. We both just always wanted a large family, from the getgo we both agreed that if we’re not dating to start a family/marry, it’s a waste of time. Now we have a son and a beautiful home, this year I’m gonna propose to her when we go back to my home country to visit my family. I’ll do it on my mates yacht this year back in Aus haha. Exciting times ahead!

I’m jealous brother. Good luck to you!

Ay thanks bro!

Im genuinely happy for you, keep your life on track and be a good father.

Hope you white and based

Mayo

Yes

Taking a ring out to sea that's risky business lad👀

Nah bruva I’ll just keep it dacked, problem solved

It's not about the government it's about morality you fucking inbred. Do you think marriage wasn't a thing before the US gov? R*etard

Hahahaha sperg harder champ

tradcuck lookll lmaooooooo!!!!

wants marriage before having kids

Called a cuck

2020 in a nutshell

mdecel 🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮

Who care about the US R*etard? There are 195 countries in the world. On of them is US. We don't care about your shithole country.

Replace the word US with any other country it's called an example you ape

Have sex incel

Not till I'm married 😎😎😎

Needing a piece of paper from the govt to feel ok having kids

Wat?

Imagine having kids out of wedlock lmao your child is literally a bastard hahahaha

bastard

[ bas-terd ]SHOW IPA

noun

a person born of unmarried parents; an illegitimate child.

based

Lol sounds like someone is projecting their bitterness onto others. How sad.

my gf just had my baby

Pathetic

it's over for procreating the speciescels

I never understood this thing about children not wanting to eat their vegetables. My grandmother's broccoli salad was the kind of stuff that made you believe in the existence of a benevolent God, for one thing.

Then one day, I got into an exchange student program and went down to America. I saw how you people cook your vegetables.

I still have nightmares about it.

What do Americans do with them?

yikes

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Boil them

This is a bit awkward now but I love boiled broccoli and cauliflower with oven baked salmon

King please do me a favour and roast the broccoli and calliflower instead (boil it for a few minutes before if you want to) until they begin to look burnt. It gets a COMPLETELY different taste. Blew my mind when I first tried it.

Aight, sounds interesting enough

Boiled vegetables are fine. The problem is parents in America have no idea how to cook, and so they end up boiling their vegetables until they lose all flavor and structural integrity.

Also, for some reason, the concept of seasoning your greens seems to escape many parents' minds.

Ah I see, I've usually boiled them a bit and then smeared them with a bit of butter, tastes good to me and flavour is there

That's more of an Anglo thing.

you people

Americans aren't people

Yuropoor cope

you're supposed to cook vegetables?!

make me a cheeseburger bish

Mommy make me tendies w hunny mussy and dewey reeeeeeeeeeee

This better not awaken anything in me.

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Absolutely s e n t i e n t ™

Honestly the bot is usually more coherent than the average DuexChad

bruh

Call your mom.

I bet you think the standard american diet (SAD) is healthy

That aryan jawline though

They're kind of not good for you which is why kids don't want them. For example, Broccoli is full of stuff that can mess up a child's thyroid.

Give the kid meat. Lots of fatty yummy meat.

Meat and wild vegetation, fuck bread, fuck fruit

Fuck broccoli

example, Broccoli is full of stuff that can mess up a child's thyroid.

lol no it isnt. Cope harder meatcel

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/29080462/

broccoli sprouts were tested as an element of rats diet

So.. your children are rats? I'm not the one coping.

Save the broccoli and brussel sprouts for when they're teenagers. Give your human children fatty meat.

Meatcel on suicide watch 👆

My kids will be vegan whether they like it or not, I'm not of course, I like meat way too much lol

Based and starving your children pilled

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ7pOlUDrxE

I don't want to go to school. I just want to eat pizza.

I always liked vegetables but I'm neither big nor strong. On the other hand I'm too lazy to go to the gym

The sooner I grow big and strong, the sooner I have to give up mommy's milkers.

Vegetables actually aren’t that good for you compared to organ meats

If veggies are healthy, why do kids instinctively avoid them? Kids need milk and meat

Lmao are you looking forward to your weekly shit, carnicel?

Better than 6 times a day as a veggietard

Better to shit 6 times a day smooth and soft than once a week so hard and jagged it feels like a jogga's "prison shiv" in reverse.

Smooth and soft? You mean popping and shooting out whole and undigested maize and beans?