I've been told that mayo is my heritage and I value tradition. But as we are among friends, I have to admit I sometimes like to add ketchup as well, but don't tell the racepolice!
attracted to delicately and artistically whipped egg yolks but.........(contemplating a monolith with the geometry 1:4:9).................inventing a carrack.............................................sailing to Meshiko............................................................................bring the fruit back and purreeing it with sugar and dipping fried patatas in it
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2 radical_racism 2020-05-27
Bugre sauce
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1 Rosey9898 2020-05-27
Sorry deuxcels but I prefer mayo
1 Das_rite_ 2020-05-27
Have you tried remoulade?
1 dgp694 2020-05-27
it was a TRIFLE TART
1 sg587565 2020-05-27
over for ketchupcels
1 GetHiredASAP 2020-05-27
Ayyoli
1 Rosey9898 2020-05-27
REJECT THE FALSE DICHOTOMY
EMBRACE THE THIRD POSITION
1 DicklexicSurferer 2020-05-27
GAYO for MAYO.
1 NumerousEvent 2020-05-27
Barbecue sauce.
1 dgp694 2020-05-27
you and your ilk deserve the rope
1 CriticalAttempt2 2020-05-27
This is a pro mayocide opinion
1 dgp694 2020-05-27
BEGONE, CHUPPER
1 juckfannies0000 2020-05-27
Mustard
1 p00pnig420 2020-05-27
I can only assume the mayo choice is a joke, but I have to ask, surely m*yo isn't good on fries, right?
1 thelastlasermaster_ 2020-05-27
Lot of people eat it that way
1 soupercerealjanituh 2020-05-27
The Belgiums (spit) like their fries with mayo.
1 dgp694 2020-05-27
its surprisingly good
1 callmebrick0 2020-05-27
Mayo and old bay
1 opinions-are-illegal 2020-05-27
European mayonnaise is basically a different condiment than in the USA
1 Swagoverlord 2020-05-27
Euro mayonnaise is yellow so when people say mayos on deuxrama they mean asians right?
1 opinions-are-illegal 2020-05-27
Oh yes daddy squeeze a tube of yellow mayo onto my face.
It's a little yellow and it comes in toothpaste tubes
1 Swagoverlord 2020-05-27
Based
1 opinions-are-illegal 2020-05-27
Based on what
1 Mellow__Martian 2020-05-27
Cum
1 FreedomToDrill 2020-05-27
Fry Sauce masterrace
2 Whitehand67 2020-05-27
Thats pretty much just ketchup and mayo with some vinegar
1 coldera_ 2020-05-27
i automatically assume anyone who enjoys mayo is a homosexual
1 utrastalin 2020-05-27
It’s a fact
1 opinions-are-illegal 2020-05-27
DeuxChads eat Bussy with a side a mayo for breakfast
1 TTVBlueGlass 2020-05-27
Ketchup + sriracha mix
1 ashleychudd 2020-05-27
Vinegar
1 Boks1RE 2020-05-27
Apple sauce. Don't ask.
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1 Moist__nuggets 2020-05-27
Hunny mussy
1 Helios980 2020-05-27
Do you think there’ll be more repeat-splatfests after this one? Because that would actually be really cool
1 thelastlasermaster_ 2020-05-27
What?
1 Helios980 2020-05-27
Oh, I thought this was a Splatoon reference
1 100percentchungus 2020-05-27
Mayochup
1 albietanders 2020-05-27
mayos btfo
1 eujwhwge 2020-05-27
Belgian fries and its consequences have been a disaster fo the human race.
1 thelastlasermaster_ 2020-05-27
Ready to send some mayo bombs?
1 SirCheekus 2020-05-27
Neither. Both are trash
1 HitlerSayTransRights 2020-05-27
Bussy juice
1 SchnupfStaffel 2020-05-27
n o
1 BoraXII 2020-05-27
None. Based.
1 Swarmcap 2020-05-27
Ketchup. Only faggots and whores like to swallow sticky white shit.
1 OkayDyan 2020-05-27
Ranch 😋
1 cubev6million 2020-05-27
I dip it in mayo, hot sauce, or both
1 Coconuthead93 2020-05-27
Mustard
1 Schr1mpy 2020-05-27
Mustard
1 BroughtToYouBySprite 2020-05-27
What site/app do you use for this glitch effect with text in a black bar?
1 thelastlasermaster_ 2020-05-27
Vaporgram. The icon is a statue on a pink background with a green line infront of its eyes.
1 utrastalin 2020-05-27
It’s all gravy, it’s always been gravy
1 utrastalin 2020-05-27
Mayo bois gtfo
1 whiteypoints 2020-05-27
I mix both and also some hot sauce and Worcestershire.
1 Minecraft_Tryhard 2020-05-27
What alt-right dogwhistle is this?
1 thelastlasermaster_ 2020-05-27
The best one.
1 CriticalAttempt2 2020-05-27
Mayo = white lizards
Ketchup = blood-having humans
1 ALT_SHIFT_DOWN 2020-05-27
I've been told that mayo is my heritage and I value tradition. But as we are among friends, I have to admit I sometimes like to add ketchup as well, but don't tell the racepolice!
1 opinions-are-illegal 2020-05-27
Homemade mayo is delicious. Fuck shitty store mayo
1 ToQuoteGuyFieri 2020-05-27
ook ook ahh ooo
attracted to delicately and artistically whipped egg yolks but.........(contemplating a monolith with the geometry 1:4:9).................inventing a carrack.............................................sailing to Meshiko............................................................................bring the fruit back and purreeing it with sugar and dipping fried patatas in it
History mARCHES on
1 googleussliberty 2020-05-27
Reject the false dichotomy, embrace the 3rd position
1 iu88 2020-05-27
three different containers, one with ketchup, one with mayo, and one with chickfila sauce. I take all.
1 Airplanesnshit 2020-05-27
BBQ sauce, peasants.