If you are over the age of 14 and still hold your nose while jumping into water, you are embarrassing yourself.

1  2020-05-27 by Angela-wangels

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noseholders absolutely SEETHING

Excuse me for not wanting an amoeba to eat my brain.

If you are over 18 and still swim, you're embarrassing yourself.

Get a boat, nigga.

he doesn’t make duck lips and then suction his upper lip against his nostrils

😂😂😂

I find you and your vanity embarassing.

Lmao imagine seething over this. Redditors aren't people

Only faggots hold their nose when jumping.

Wow those redditors are actually crying over something so simple

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unpopular opinion gets posted

autistic screeching because it’s not political

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Unpopular opinion: I think this is actually a popular opinion outside of soy reddit.

You could argue that it is too small to care about this. But he is 100% right.

I'm going to hold my nose next time just for you

Just exhale through your nose lmao

Wow I didn’t realize that the turbovirgins would be so triggered that people would expect teenagers to have basic swimming skills if they’re at a pool.

(((nosecels))) need to hold their big noses. i wonder why

interesting how the redditor will try and form some sort of elitism about literally any topic, but I would never have guessed it could be over something so banal as to whether you were a nosechad or an aircel

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Quality crosspost. Shits hilarious to read. Even when i was 10 we would bully kids that did that

Guys who use toilet paper are fucking retarded you just need to air dry

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What the hell does nose holding even do? I've never done it. Everyone seems to be saying it prevents water shooting up your nose but I cant think of a single time that's happened. Maybe because I dont have a yid/jogger nose.