Reddit jannies on suicide watch

1  2020-05-29 by CanadianAsshole1

16 comments

What if you... clicked my link to DeuxCHAT... Haha just kidding...

Unless...?

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Not a problem as long they still get paid 🤑

Will this help me get unbanned from r/drama?

r drama is obsolete now that this sub has so many ppl

Lmao, you really wanna go back in there and read AutistLawlz shit-tier stickies wherein he thinks he's some sort of celebrity, despite the fact that he's just some stupid goblin living in a trash pile in a cave?

TL;DR

Currently, the law considers social media to be “platforms”, and they cannot be held liable for any defamatory or harassing content by their users.

This executive order changes that, and reclassifies them as being “publishers”. The rationale behind this is that they select which content to display by censoring content they don’t like, so they are more of a curator/publisher than a platform. As a “publisher” they are legally liable for content posted on their sites.

In order to be considered a “platform” and continue to enjoy their protections, they cannot censor people anymore.

This will give them a strong incentive to stop censoring.

MDE will return, inshallah. Whether you are a MDEfugee or hate them and want them out, this is your lucky day.

This executive order changes that

Only it doesn’t really, it requires and authority to draw up guidelines. We don’t know how those would be or how they’d be seen by a court.

The courts might strike it down(I don't think they will) but this is the law as it stands currently.

Yea, things are never that simple

You call that a “too long; didn’t read?”

I’ve seen fewer words in a Proust novel.

MDE refugees will return to their promised land

Allah has blessed us this glorious day!

wait, wait, wait.... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL DEUXCEL?!!?! O_O Not to be a freak, but.. just when I thought you couldn't get more attractive.. you started posting on r/DeuxRAMA. Nicely done, m'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us ALL "drooling", lol.

Snapshots:

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Yes 😔

NOOOO NOT THE HECKIN PRIVATE COMPARINOS