Massive cope by Twitter

And it’s funny as fuck. The first one was lib cope but doing it a second time is hilarious.

A social media website that’s been collapsing for five years pisses off a president enough that he issued an executive order specifically to stop them, and within 12 hours they do it again

Prelude to the massive seethe by Trump

a notoriously petty and warped sitting us president seething over being silenced during a civil emergence

what could go wrong

cope lefty

Chapofugees

while normally unflappable, calling me a chapo is actually making me lose my cool

Hashtag gottem

let them in 😍

uwu whats this?? A leftoid???

NIGGER

i think you might be overreacting bra

here i thought even his fans acknowledged he was petty and warped and loved him for that.

he did just burn obama's legacy to the ground over a joke made at his expense. it was impressive

-Kike-Man-

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Silencing the president during an emergency for saying mean things is so incredibly retarded.

hell yeah

Gigacope

what the fuck am I coping with large Muhammadan?

Silencing the president is only retarded if the president has something valuable to say. And therein lies the cope.

Who gets to decide who has something valuable to say? You trust corporate stooges?

seriousposters DEGACHE

If you can't convincingly look like a serious poster then you can't actually inspire high level seething

stop or you're about to get shot

...seems like a valuable message to the people who're liable to get shot

Did I insult you to the point where you flipped from lefoid chapo to rightoid mde ?

Imagine not supporting Twitter censoring the president because it is generating an epic shitton of drama

Imagine not supporting Twitter censoring the president because it is generating an epic shitton of drama

...what? of course i do you should know me better

I feel like I'm in the eye of the hurricane of people who suddenly turned binary

The world is binary, shitlord. You're either with us, or the other one.

and in this case 'with us' means with drama? because i am on board that train.

Fuck drama, long live deuxrama

right but duxrama is pro-drama like, drama as the abstract concept right?!

In the websters definition? Yes. The reddit definition which is absolute faggotry? No.

ok so like comedy/drama, furies, all that shit? i think im with ya

can you help me understand the distinction by fleshing out the faggy reddit verion?

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Imagine praising jannies this much

Lmao you posted nudes of your wife cuck

YOURE WELCOME

Thank you Mike

MI. KAY. LA. I know reading is hard for you inbreds but jesus christ

Oh jeez I'm seriously so sorry about that mikey

Imagine the smell

| breath deep

Yeah? "Breath deep"?

Holy shit that thread has me rollin

i sure did, it's been stickied for days

you really took that personally huh. here i thought i sounded downright sympathetic

What kind of a rabbit hole did I go in visiting your profile!

If I'm getting it right, you posted you wife's nudes with her face for the whole world to see, just so you could prove a point? Damn dude, I feel sorry.

you dudes are going soft and leaning too political, gotta mix it up more

me and the deuxchads on our way to gangbang your wife who doesnt care about you lol

i don't blame you for trying she's a cutie

She looks like methed up trailer park trash and your apartment (lmao) looks even worse.

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More like Trump copeing. REEEEEE I'm going to shut you down.

I wonder if the secret serveice helps him dilate or if he does it himself.

200k karma

He posts for free

Flairless mong jelous of my hard earned Karma. Didnt you know thay reddit Karma is poised to become the western worlds answer to the Chink social credit system? Im going to be your boss and make you deep throat my dick for a meagre 10 karma.

Personally I'd do it for free 😍

Based

Reporting for being a faggot.

Reported for publicly announcing a report. Enjoy your timeout👏🏿

Reported for reporting. Snitches get stitches faggot

Noooooo! Not my heckin accounterino! Not my wholesome keanue chungus reddit karma!

Never thought I'd see you here k*rd

Of course I am here, this is an Assad friendly subreddit

Lol leftoid chapcope

Chapo is retarded but you rightoids come pretty close

They are seething in a thread about their gloriuos leader getting BTFO'd by a social media company, so rightoids seem to be more retarded.

Quadtardica cope and seethe

I mean I'm not even American, I don't use Twitter so the whole stuff doesn't effect my life in any way, so I have nothing to cope about. I just laught at it. You voted for him, and he is your president, and he is throwing a fit because, twitter put some warnings on his ramblings.

Viktor Orban says trans rights

Yet here you are seriousposting about it in arrrh slash dramas refugee camp

I totally $100% believe you're not seething 🙄🤣

Should I remind you that your most used word was pizzashill on your previous now banned account? Grandpa you seem to be obsessed with certain users, and seethe whenever they comment.

> how dare you target the most vocal and retarded of my leftoid friends for trolling

Yet here you are seriousposting about it in arrrh slash dramas refugee camp

https://old.reddit.com/r/DeuxRAMA/comments/gqxoh9/pizza_sperges_out_stick_to_hating_on_foids_loser/

Lmao, project and seethe more you subhuman

This but not ironically

I mean I'm not even American

Uniroincally why even live?

Reported you for this hateful username. I hope you get banned

>moderator of r/svergie (sweden)

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not suprised you would seethe at trump swedecuck

/r/sverige is the rightwing outcasts of /r/sweden retard, if you check it basically only concists of one autist posting "nattens nyheter" (news from the night) literally every single day where he compiles all the bad stuff that has happened.

Imagine thinking a that the Swedish right aren't basically far-left chapos in the civilized world (aka USA)

Uncle Ted moment

I hope the US gets into more chaos. Its time america doesnt have total control of the world. We need competition.

Yeah this post might be interesting if it wasn't full of stupid r/drama shit, gotta make sure we call everyone -cels and -lets and call people autistic or else the drama folks won't appreciate our post!

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Never began for billionairecel manlets

What did he say

I'm guessing that's the one where he threatened to send the National Guard to Minneapolis.

He aught to nuke Minneapolis now to own the libs

This but unironically.

I posted it unironically

Nice

Almost as nice as your username

Damn dude jannies cleaned up our comments.

I only see that the gay jannies removed the nuke comment.

Your reply that you felt it non ironically was removed also

https://snew.notabug.io/r/DeuxRAMA/comments/gsouip/janniedcom/fs6jokz/

My follow up where I confirmed it wasn't ironic, however, remains.

Fucking jannies.

It could have been a paid superjannie (T&S) because I mean I did say non ironically that I planned to nuke Minneapolis. That could be a credible threat, after all.

Maybe their galaxy brains think I am the president.

....These THUGS are dishonoring the memory of George Floyd, and I won’t let that happen. Just spoke to Governor Tim Walz and told him that the Military is with him all the way. Any difficulty and we will assume control but, when the looting starts, the shooting starts. Thank you!

Pretty milquetoast compared 2 a lot of shit on Twitter tee bee eh.

when the looting starts, the shooting starts.

Damn right he flowin

The other retards on Twitter don't have an army though.

Based.

Seriously though, for all of the campaign promises he hasn’t filled, it was worth my vote for all salt he’s managed to farm it’s actually amazing

Back up. Executive order in action

Ok what did he say?

this shizzy jus got real. I'm bout to drop bombs on yall. Expect more, pay less

looting :: shooting

loot-shoot

Do the looting, prepare for shooting

....These THUGS are dishonoring the memory of George Floyd, and I won’t let that happen. Just spoke to Governor Tim Walz and told him that the Military is with him all the way. Any difficulty and we will assume control but, when the looting starts, the shooting starts. Thank you!

"Fuck strippers, kill niggers"

Big oof

The Twitter Lords hath deemed thy tweet unacceptable, peon

Thanks for protecting my fragile little mind, Jack

They did it for monetary compensation.

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Pinning your own posts is like sucking your own dick

my cock is so fucking big that it weighs me down, i have scoliosis because of my extremely large penis. my cock is so unbelievably huge that if gravity stopped working i’d still be on the ground

And yet you still don't suck it? Kind of gay.

They are sexualizing young girls, and it's getting to the point where even I have a problem with it

you’d do it if you could?

Hi dear, can you open up your cloth? Will you show me nice pic of your bobs? You so butifull show me your vegana Send me naked pic, hello bitch lasagna

Your bobs very big I'm kiss your bobs In panty it is wow nice your cock Let's have sexy sex, cloth off I am not doing sex with my mom

Fuck you as I can with my cock I assure you can enjoy a lot I want to suck your boobs Put my ass in your ass hole

Baby what is your boon size? Milk truck just arrived Big boob girl hi Hi, are you fucked at night I want to kiss your vegana For two hours and then put my 1 foot pinus in your vegana You will happy? Wanna kiss your panty Boobs are awesome, boobs are awesome Do milk

Hi dear, can you open up your cloth? Will you show me nice pic of your bobs? You so butifull show me your vegana Send me naked pic, hello bitch lasagna

Muaaaa, I am kiss on your pussy and boobie Pussy and boobie

oh good answer. best one so far, definitely

I like how twitter is baiting him recently. Twitter users are insuferable, but the company and Jack Dorsey is based as fuck.

Fighting crime equals glorifying violence now?

Anything trump does or says is wrong and bad. Where have you been the last few years?!

gazing at my navel.

According to the fags on Twitter yes.

Only with exercise aficionados

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1266231100780744704

This israel loving homo just earned my respect

Race war NOW

Wow! That tweet almost makes me want to sign up for Twitter just to like it.

Almost.

Too based for this world.

LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO

He is officially the best president we’ve ever had. What an absolute madman.

Would’ve been better if he said jogger instead of thug but this will do

What's up with the "jogger" references I've been seeing a lot of lately? I've been out of the loop for a few days.

Some guy guy got gunned down by citizens, they claimed he was a robber and melanin abundant people claimed he was just going out for a “jog”, camera footage comes out, he was wearing timbs and had a hammer and was also seen at a construction site

Oh yeah. I knew about the Georgia thing.

So "jogger" is the new "dindoo"? Lol

I see no lies here

I used to be pretty Libertarian about what private companies could leave on their platforms, but these media owners have proven to be manipulative little shits with a god complex. Execute the order Donny.

Once a pedo always a pedo

Don't think he has that kind of powers. Has to go through congress which is majority dem. I doubt it will pass even if it were republican.

No telling whether or not this will actually change anything but he did sign the order:

https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/executive-order-preventing-online-censorship/

I dunno man, that's one executive order which can be overturned if dementia daddy wins in November.

Obviously. All legislation and executive orders can be overturned after an election lol

The private companies don't get to leave or not things on their platforms, they get to leave or not things on the publishing website.

They are just trying to classify themselves as something, while being something else.

They are transpublishers who identify as platforms.

Trump is about to throw the medical textbook at them.

All 👏 publishers 👏 are 👏 hecking 👏 valid 👏

What?

Websites can either be platforms, where they are not allowed to make editorial decisions/censor/decide what shows up, and be protected by special laws against lawsuits.
Or.
They can be publishers, where they get to choose what shows up or not, but, since they are making the decisions, they are liable to lawsuits.

Right now, Reddit, Facebook, etc... claim they are platforms, and not publishers.
But they act like publishers.
And they wiggle around defi itions to claim they're not deciding which sub they ban or not.

They are publishers, claiming to be platforms.
Trump just signed something which clarifies that they will be liable to lawsuits again.

So, for example, the Convicton kid who got slandered on CNN and Reddit, and sued CNN for a bazillion, and won, will now be able to use part of his bazillion to sue Reddit too, and get a second bazillion.

Unless Reddit stops removing and quarantining sub because they don't like them, and becomes a platform instead of a publisher.

Reddit is getting some special privileges, on top of all the IP law privileges they already have, and they're about to lose their privileges, so they are crying a lot.
They've have uad privileges for so long that getting the same treatment as every other company feels like opression to them.

They've have uad privileges for so long that getting the same treatment as every other company feels like opression to them.

Based take

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In a choice between a publisher and a platform, they choose one and wear the mask of the other.

Trump is saying if you cant pick and choose, depending on which post you politicallya agree with.

Either censor all or let the information flow.

That seems like a decent course of action.

I agree comrade, state enforced censorship is the only solution.

lol

how is being a simp towards corporations freedom? the free market is a meme brother

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used to be pretty libertarian

lying faggot agenda seethe lmao

What for? Did he commend all the joggers for looting and burning down buildings?

No, that's permitted

....These THUGS are dishonoring the memory of George Floyd, and I won’t let that happen. Just spoke to Governor Tim Walz and told him that the Military is with him all the way. Any difficulty and we will assume control but, when the looting starts, the shooting starts. Thank you!

Lmao

when the looting starts, the shooting starts.

Based AF. Go get em Trump-san

Meanwhile wumaos run free on Twitter

Trump needs to fully commit to his war on jannies

Imagine literally censoring a tweet made by the fucking president of the US.

They are gonna nuke his account as soon as he leaves the white house. The magacel seethe is gonna be nuclear.

Holy shit that will be a total shitshow and I'll love it.

The least he could have done was go after these power tripping tech jannies when reps held both houses of Congress for two years. But no, he cucked his base with inaction as everyone from Alex Jones to Milo were getting kicked out.

New tech overlords firing the first shot at the old guard government.

They literally didn't

The president of the United States is too based for Twitter but they leave his tweets up out of fear

Twitter is gonna seethe hard when Trump wins again

cope

Jog

Fuk 12 nigga

Imagine Rightoids deleting their twitter in protest thinking they won

crying about a platform while using the same platform

where have I seen this before 🤔🤔🤔

When trump nationalizes twitter and reinstates Patrick Little’s account

The Janny in Chief of the US of A is about to Jannie them back.

Ya do the loot?

Ya get the shoot

I support the rioting, but I also support shooting the rioters.

Meanwhile, actual dictators and radical theocrats get to freely use Twitter and post anything they like.

I hope you drown in a septic tank, Jack.

Cope more, faggot.

Suck my dick and balls, ape brain.

Expect him to sign an executive order nationalizing Twitter by the end of the day.

I was just banned from drama for saying democracy can’t grow where you can grow bananas

Imagine censoring the president being a retard because gworifying viowence :,((

"Didn't bend the inee to the twitter rule."

Well their rule is about to hit a french revolution.

He needs to move to MySpace or furry role play forum immediately