this is why I always side-eye reddit dudes who say they “didn’t know” their date was a t*oid until the feminine penis was whipped out—that is so obviously a picture of a man and I refuse to believe anyone genuinely thought otherwise
I poop like once every 5 days. It’s abnormal but it has its benefits. In the past at boy scouts camping the elongated poop cycle has prevented me from shitting in the disgusting ass port a potty daily. Cameras in my room have prevented me from beating my meat despite my high sex drive. Also I’ve developed a habit after pooping and wiping I can fap camera free and cum on my toilet seat followed by a refreshing shower afterwards which prevents me from staining my undies and gassing my pants with poop particles and post cum all the while controlling my fap addiction. I guarantee you that my poopin session feel more satisfactory then your daily rabbit drops too, and it’s not even excessive poop only like 5, 6 inchers with the time to time butt pinch bc theyre kind of dry.
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6 Angela-wangels 2020-05-29
haha faggots
3 unbl0ckmesenpai 2020-05-29
this is why I always side-eye reddit dudes who say they “didn’t know” their date was a t*oid until the feminine penis was whipped out—that is so obviously a picture of a man and I refuse to believe anyone genuinely thought otherwise
2 morethanjustasloth 2020-05-29
More schnoz than man.
1 SnapshillBot 2020-05-29
I poop like once every 5 days. It’s abnormal but it has its benefits. In the past at boy scouts camping the elongated poop cycle has prevented me from shitting in the disgusting ass port a potty daily. Cameras in my room have prevented me from beating my meat despite my high sex drive. Also I’ve developed a habit after pooping and wiping I can fap camera free and cum on my toilet seat followed by a refreshing shower afterwards which prevents me from staining my undies and gassing my pants with poop particles and post cum all the while controlling my fap addiction. I guarantee you that my poopin session feel more satisfactory then your daily rabbit drops too, and it’s not even excessive poop only like 5, 6 inchers with the time to time butt pinch bc theyre kind of dry.
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1 LoftCoiffure 2020-05-29
Why does this man looks like a woamn though ?