Back when I was in my 20s, I had a Little Mermaid backpack. Wore it everywhere. Why? Because I really like the Little Mermaid, it was a good backpack, and it let me know immediately which guys were insecure idiots.
If I was on public transport and I saw a guy smirking at my backpack, I was never bothered. I knew that if the two of us were dropped in the bush with nothing, I’d most likely be the one walking out alive. I didn’t need to prove anything to them, and they’d already proved they weren’t worth my time.
A great litmus test for the ease of a profession is the ability of a fat foid to find success in said profession. The very existence of the BBW category tells me that online sex work is something anyone can do. Even fat prostitutes exist, atleast until whatever drugs they end up hooked on thin them out. As is the rule, I cannot be impressed by sex work. Anything that can be done by a foid over 160lbs is automatically not impressive.
"Algorithm", lol. She has to decide on whether she's going to use Bellman-Ford or Djisktra's to find all the lonely simps sad enough to give her $5 a month.
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7 Massive-Breadfruit 2020-05-30
If you’ve got to come up with a marketing angle for your titties they’re probs not worth seeing
1 thowaway_throwaway 2020-05-30
Supply and demand.
4 arcticlizard7 2020-05-30
“Civilians”.
Lmao what.
It’s the oldest profession for a reason, because it takes no effort and commitment to just sit around and someone thirsty enough will come around.
4 Boo_hoo_I_dont_care 2020-05-30
Uhhh, this is a lot to unpack!
Sex workers call us non-sex workers ‘civilians’ because they sacrifice their dignity for our freedoms sweetie
Please delete your comments 💅🏿💅🏿💅🏿
1 InsideDepth 2020-05-30
I served in the first battalion at the battle of gropecunt, bigot
3 HazAccount 2020-05-30
Just say you’re a whore Becky, there’s no way around it
3 00062aa6 2020-05-30
Society moment
3 fa51 2020-05-30
Unironically incredibly cringe
2 morethanjustasloth 2020-05-30
Thank you for your service, you whore.
2 Boo_hoo_I_dont_care 2020-05-30
Gigacope
2 forseti911 2020-05-30
Wow god damn this is next level
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Back when I was in my 20s, I had a Little Mermaid backpack. Wore it everywhere. Why? Because I really like the Little Mermaid, it was a good backpack, and it let me know immediately which guys were insecure idiots.
If I was on public transport and I saw a guy smirking at my backpack, I was never bothered. I knew that if the two of us were dropped in the bush with nothing, I’d most likely be the one walking out alive. I didn’t need to prove anything to them, and they’d already proved they weren’t worth my time.
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1 halfjack4 2020-05-30
Algorithm
1 Babinx 2020-05-30
u/Qsaaad1 u/Abiggj
1 abiggj 2020-05-30
Fuck you.
1 Babinx 2020-05-30
prove it
1 Qsaaad1 2020-05-30
Why have you summoned me?
1 IOnlyListenToKanye 2020-05-30
get your tits in the shot and your 👌
1 Jannieseatdoodoo 2020-05-30
literally and unironically using words she doesn't understand. based
4 FuipsLab 2020-05-30
Yeah that’s what happens when they try to sound smart they just end up making themselves look stupid
3 oasisgidget 2020-05-30
Well there is only one algorithm. Show genitals - receive money - profit
1 WorldPeaceNeverDies 2020-05-30
A great litmus test for the ease of a profession is the ability of a fat foid to find success in said profession. The very existence of the BBW category tells me that online sex work is something anyone can do. Even fat prostitutes exist, atleast until whatever drugs they end up hooked on thin them out. As is the rule, I cannot be impressed by sex work. Anything that can be done by a foid over 160lbs is automatically not impressive.
1 DeTobiasch 2020-05-30
I've just woken up and this is already the most based thing I will see today.
1 Anatoli667 2020-05-30
Doing something illegal doesn’t not mean you have anything to do with law whore.
1 mrmarfanman 2020-05-30
"Algorithm", lol. She has to decide on whether she's going to use Bellman-Ford or Djisktra's to find all the lonely simps sad enough to give her $5 a month.
1 SpezKilledSwartz2 2020-05-30
See white america? This is what happens when you let your foids loose.
1 Corvor2 2020-05-30
Hoes cope hoes cope hoes cope hoes cope ho
1 myNAMEjef420 2020-05-30
Literally 90% of those things take no more than a minute of thought/work.
1 bigblackshinyclock 2020-05-30
whores are developing an algorithm after their work hours.
damn did not know that
1 Digital_Existence 2020-05-30
The true complexities of posting pics of tits and holes and occasionally putting on cat ears and a buttplug to "cosplay" for the weeb simps.