As a Canadian, lol guns lol dumb shoot kid get shot lol why I have no gun lmao u get shot this is when u get shot lol lmao get shot and then die because healthcare and expensive I have free lol no gun no shoot lmao 😎

Listen as a CANADIAN I have to say there's alot to unpack here

Day of the Rake when?

people only announce themselves as canadian if they're leftie, so people just assume that all canadians are leftie. it sucks really cuz it makes all the other canadians look like retards.

They elected Trudeau twice, the biggest most useless, internationally shunned leftie male PM in the western world. Even after he did the worst thing imaginable to lefties: he did a racism [blackface 3x that we know of].

Trudeau's penchant for racial cosplaying is pretty 🔥 tho.

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Only if he actscthe part too, but he doesn't.

Yeah no one assumes I’m canadian in gun subreddits until I post something unobtainium to US markets.

70% of leafs vote for parties to the left of Democrats. The other 30% vote for a party to left of Republicans. The existence of non Lefty leafs is a myth perpetrated by online ice burgers.

that's generally the perception everyone gets of canada, and it is true to an extent. certainly, all of the parties in canada are left of the us variants, and the conservative party is literally just a status quo party. however, especially if you look at the election results of 2019, more people voted conservative than liberal, and a large reason why the conservatives lost was because of ontario's premier doug ford who was riddled in controversy.

however, especially if you look at the election results of 2019, more people voted conservative than liberal

In 2019 election 66% of leafs voted for hard left to extreme left parties. The remaining 34% voted for a centrist party. Stop taking advantage of the lack of Amerifat education by feeding them a bullshit narrative. Rightoids are nearly non existent in leafland. The few that exist are extremely online and inflate their numbers like you

Nah, this meme most likely comes from /pol/ or /int/ where every post has a flag next to it based on the IP address its coming from.

Canada

🤮

Canadians inject their canadian-ness into conversation to attempt to be relevant when nobody cares.

no no no we export kindness!!!

"If you kill your enemies, they win"

I believe that's a quote from a beloved liberal icon. Richard Nixon isn't it?

Richard Milhous Trudeau

oh man can you imagine, Nixon cuck canuck memes would be so much better than the castro cuck canuck memes

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Nixon was kind of based though. He actuality identified (((the problem))) in the US.

Hey listen, as a Canadian,

hey listen, as a Canadian, I have to tell everyone how different Canada is from the US despite 90% of the population living within 100 miles of the US border and sharing a common culture with northern border US states.

Bet you wish you could have frozen maple syrup on a stick or soggy fries with gravy and cheese on top which has the consistency of vomit like we do in Canada.

What? You have never heard of Tim Hortons?

hey listen, as a Canadian, I have to say poutine is horrible and I take great shame in the war crime my country committed by spreading such inhumane biological weapons of mass destruction. But to be fair, it was made by the Quebecers.

The only good thing to come out of Quebec are those mestizo women; half french half native.

Fun fact: Quebec only has a tiny fraction of Metis. Most are in Manitoba, don't ask me why.

Manitoba

TIL. There is still no reason for me to go there.

Or anywhere else in Canada for that matter tbh.

It's refreshing to hear someone actually criticize poutine rather than praise it to the rafters like most fatass redditors do.

that soggy carb and cheese mess that has the consistency of vomit is only praised because its quintessentially Canadian

Lmao you can get poutine in any northern state anywhere.

Canadians say "its not the same" as if fries gravy and cheese curds are some exotic easy to mess up combination.

Thats because Canadians are smug retards

Can confirm, we are superior.

You forgot to say "as a canadian'"

I live in canada,I am born in England, I am the master race,,,

Master smug retard

Keep complaining in my Language pleb.

You Canadians want attention so badly, even negative attention, because no one cares or even thinks about you over there.

LOL

Maybe learn to handle your nig's before looking to shit post. Seems they are getting out of control.

lol, as if Canada is any better importing Somalians, Pakis, and Iraqis. And dont worry, you guys already started banning guns. Canadas fall will be much swifter

Dude, punctuation. You write like an ape...

lol. you cannot deny it, so you personally insult me instead. The day of the rake isnt going to happen, you will destroy yourself just like the US

lol

Poutine is garbage.

But honestly? I like birch beer. That’s it, I said it, sure it tastes like drinking sugary carbonated pine needles but dating a Canadian once gave me a taste for it I can’t even explain to myself.

Haven’t had it in years.

Birch beer is also a Pennsylvania staple drink.

That makes me happy because honestly? Scrapple is an endearing product of old fashioned utilitarian ingenuity. Cheap, filling and tasty. Sure it’s a horror of meat by product and grain mush, but something about it calls to something primal in a man. Something that recognizes the desire to thrive at the fringes of survival.

It'd be fine if the fries were crisper, but every time I tried it was like they were slightly undercooked

Europe doesn't love them because they're too much like America, America doesn't love them because they're too much like Europe.

Canada actually has less culture than America believe it or not, comparing them to Europe or any other old world country is an insult. They have no common people, struggle, or identity to gravitate to. Just a vast empty land of ice and maple syrup with their defining trait as being "nice", something you call someone who has no real personality to speak of.

Canadians are almost TOO funny on the internet.

That's the problem.

Canada is like America’s cringy you get sibling. They didn’t endure the same hardships leaving the crown, they pretend to be experts on the US’ dealings, they try to take the “high ground” and say everything the US does is abhorrent and that leafistan is the true moral authority.

Like, hell, their Mexicans aren’t even Mexicans, they’re Chinese

they pretend to be experts on the US’ dealings

tbf they consume such a high proportion of us media and leave the house so infrequently they often have a leg-up on them when it comes to booklearning, if we count imported reruns of CHIPS to be booklearning

Canadians are snow mexicans

Yeah. But they don’t get the actual Mexicans.

They are actual Mexicans themselves, snow Mexicans. They do not get actual Mexicans because it would be more of the same. That is why the snow Mexicans import Iranians and Pakistanis instead, because diversity is their strength.

I pray to allah for the day of the rake to approach faster

inshallah, brother

am canadian, can confirm

🇨🇦🍁🥌👌💯

this but with Anglos. Always have the worst takes.

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Yep anytime I hear a britbong complain about America I just laugh. Imagine getting arrested in your country for speaking out against any policy or just for owning a knife LMFAO

it's true and truly obnoxious

EH?

Canadian here to fulfill the quota.

"muh healthcare"

Theyre smug and just kind of beta

It’s like America but you can’t buy guns lmao