Look you retards, when the posts here are basically the same thing every single day and the bot has like 3 different phrases, of course they are going to match up a lot. You idiots post links to anything that matches up with your gay ass drama buzzwords. I don’t get how the circlejerk of regulars don’t get bored of this place but I guess that is because of their incredibly low mental capacity. How many times can you say “dude bussy lmao” without wanted to blow your brains out?

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lol

Police:

GO INSIDE! GET INSIDE! GET THE FUCK INSIDE! INSIDE!!

Dumb bitch filming from her porch:

Hmmm, I wonder who they mean.

I meannnn, it’s legal to be on your porch during curfew. That piglet was definitely in the wrong

https://imgur.com/a/RQV889Q

I can't blatantly disobey police orders during a state of emergency?

Literally fascism!!!!!

being a burger and thinking you have any rights in current year. lick the boot, sweatie

saying bootlicking unironically

posting anything on deux without 9 layers of irony poisoning

Existing

Irony really is an insidious kind of poison.

Im not even sure what I really believe any more

believe in Ted. politics will fade, rejecting modernity will last forever

baste

i only ironically pretend to support ted in minecraft so the glowies don't get suspicious

Cope sweaty

So i just found this sub and what the fuck are ya'll talking about?

quick question - how is it unlawful to order someone on their property?

do you think private property is exempt from curfews?

how about you just listen to the national guard and go inside if they tell you?

tfw you get more mad about daddy telling you to stay inside than millions of people's homes and businesses getting destroyed by a violent mob

How did America get so cucked smh

millions of people's

😂😂burger math

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Why can't they just use common sense like some chick standing on her porch is not rioting.

Uhhh the nice police officer clearly ordered you to suck his dick. If you didn't want to get shot why didn't you just stop resisting and suck him off?

Going inside isn't an unreasonable demand.

she's on her porch with a phone camera lol what's she gonna do

Foid moment

I wish China had gone into Hong Kong like this.

Same. Possible they won’t even after we send in the tanks just to prove a point. Anniversary of tiananmen is in a couple of days.

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Civilized country on the left, Barbary on the right

Too bad if you post anything on that sub you’ll be banned for not having slit-eyes. I speak Chinese and they won’t even take me in.

I am not Chinese and still posting fine.

Is 88 your birthyear ?

可能。。。

r/sino

I've never seen that video. I've always been told they ran him over...

Western propaganda at it again. Always question what you think you know about China.

I check both /r/neoconNWO and /r/sino.

Both Wu Mao tankies and western elites should get the rake. Enlightened centrism

Imagine getting to paid to shoot chapos and white women with fat rubber bullets.

I always thought C graders from high school went on to become cops, turns out they had the biggest brains of all.

Based

On what?

My penis

This is dumb. Sure the white woman and her kids "disobeyed" but the cops failed a risk assessment of the situation.

land of the free moment🇮🇱🇺🇸

Blame le monkes

Technically she was inside; inside her property line.

If she’s white she should be a lot closer to being able to get a settlement for excessive use of force 🧐

Not exactly what I would call porn but I managed

something something games something something prizes

crying

lmao

Based cops

That's amazing, I was not expecting gunshots that quick.

what’s that green smoky shit they’re firing at them?

paintballs

I'm going to guess it's some sort of pepper gas as tear gas is usually clear/white

Finally, an actual thot patrol.

Oi borger you have a loicense for peeking outside da window? 🤔👮‍♂️ GET INSIDE! 🗣

She went form 👧😊😊👀 to 😨🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️💨💨

Lmao they really sending the base patrol down a suburban neighborhood. The cops are pussies. Over funded and poorly trained.

We went from stay inside due to the virus to these protestors are fine (because they're left wing) to these rioters and looters are simply lashing out at the oppressive system to the rioters and looters were actually white supremacists making POCs look bad to paint shot being fired at people standing on their front porch.

Fucking joggers man.

[Red Guy] Isn't it nice to finally be outside on such a beautiful day?

[Duck] Yes! And I've packed us a delicious chicken picnic!

[Yellow Guy] Huh?

[a butterfly flies by Yellow Guy, and he laughs, full of joy at the sight]

[Duck] swats the butterfly, killing it Pesky bee!

[A traumatized Yellow Guy runs away.]

[Red Guy] Hmmmm, he seems upset about something. I wonder what will happen?

[Yellow Guy sits in the tree crying until he notices the butterfly above him]

[Shrignold] It makes you sad, doesn't it? That there's so much hatred in the world I hope you don't mind if I ask you a question

[Yellow Guy] A little baby pigeon

[Verse 1: Shrignold] Have you ever wondered why we're here? What's it all about? You've no idea And everywhere you look, all you see is hatred And darkness, death and fear But you know it doesn't have to be That I hate you, and you hate me Cause even though we're different, it doesn't make a difference And we can live in harmony! No, you don't know who I am But maybe I could hold your hand And together we can understand about love!

[Yellow Guy] Huh, I feel tingly!

[Shrignold] Yes, that's love, my friend, and it's time for you to learn all about it! giggles

[Background singers] Love is a place, love is a thing Love is a place, love is a thing Love is a place, love is a thing Love is a place, love is a thing

[Verse 2: Shrignold] And do you ever feel like life's unfair Cause everybody hates you, and no one cares! But if you follow me Maybe you'll see That love is everywhere!

[Yellow Guy] What is love, is it in the sky?

[Cloud] No, it's a feeling, deep inside

[Yellow Guy] Because I'm hungry

[Shrignold] No, you're lonely! I can see it in your eyes

[Yellow Guy] I don't understand

[Shrignold] Don't worry! You will soon Come and meet some of my friends; they know all about love Come on, just over the rainbow!

[Duck] Oh look, there he goes, flying through the sky

[Red Guy] Maybe, we should follow him, or we'll get left behind

[Duck] Yes, but there's lots of chicken left And I'd like to eat the chicken!

[Red Guy] I'd also like to eat the chicken; let's do that instead

[Verse 3: Shrignold] So here we are with all my friends And they love you, all of them!

[Rabbit] Yes we do!

[Unicorn] It is true!

[Purple Guy] We love you!

[Beaver] And you love us too!

[Yellow Guy] laughs I love you too, furry boy

[Beaver] laughs Harder!

[Red Guy] Now we've eaten the chicken, I don't know what to do

[Duck] Maybe we should look for our friend Isn't that what friends do? And we have finished the chicken picnic

[long pause]

[Verse 4: Shrignold] To love each other is to care To be kind!

[Flower] And to share!

[Rabbit] I love my friend so I give him a hug!

[Purple Guy] I made this for you, cause I love you so much!

[Beaver] I love my pet, cause he's a crab!

[Yellow Guy] I love this tree and I love this stick and I love this mole

[Shrignold] No no no, that's not how it's done You must save your love for your special one

[Yellow Guy] My special one?

[Unicorn] Everyone has a special one!

[Yellow Guy] Even me? But I am lonely

[Shrignold] Yes, it's true! But do not worry You're confused, but that's okay! Let me put it another way

[Tree] This is the story of Michael The loneliest boy in town sings This is the story of Michael The ugliest boy in town Ugly and weak They called him a freak!

So he lived on his own, underground He lived on his own, underground He lived on his own, underground

[Shrignold] You see, everyone has a special one

[Rabbit] Even Michael!

[Verse 5: Shrignold] Your heart beats hard like a big love drum Calling for your special one

[Rabbit] So be patient! Cause just maybe

[Love-Cult] Your special one will come

[Beaver] He's made for her!

[Unicorn] And she's made for him!

[Rabbit] That's the way its always been!

[Beaver] And it's perfect!

[Purple Guy] And it's pure!

[Shrignold] And it's protected with a ring!

[Tree] That's the way that all love goes

[Unicorn] Like a flower it grows and grows!

[Purple Guy] And it's forever

[Sunflower] And forever

[Shrignold] And now we all worship our king

[Love-Cult] Our king!

[Yellow Guy] Huh?

[Love-Cult] Our king!

[Shrignold] His name is Malcolm

[Love-Cult] Our king!

[Beaver] He is the king of love

[Love-Cult] Our king!

[Unicorn] We must feed him

[Love-Cult] Our king!

[Rabbit] We must feed him gravel

[Love-Cult] Our king!

[Shrignold] Or he becomes angry

[Love-Cult] Our king!

[Malcolm] Mmm, gravel!

[Love-Cult] Our king!

[Verse 6] (Love-Cult continues singing "Our king!" in the background)

[Shrignold] And this is your chance to start anew! And all we're asking you to do

[Rabbit] Is change your name

[Beaver] And clean your brain

[Shrignold] And forget anything about you ever knew!

[Unicorn] And your heart will find its home

[Yellow Guy's Special One] And our love will never go!

[Shrignold] Now wear this ring

[Love-Cult] And join the king!

[Shrignold] And you will never be alone

[Yellow Guy wakes up from that nightmare, traumatized and looking down at Red Guy and Duck.]

[Red Guy] Oh, there you are We've been looking for you all afternoon

[Duck] We're sorry we upset you But look We've bought you the last boiled egg To cheer you up!

[Red Guy] I guess it must be because we LOVE you

[Yellow Guy] For me?

[The boiled egg hatches to reveal a caterpillar that looks eerily similar to Shrignold]

[Caterpillar] Father!

[Duck] swats the caterpillar, killing it Pesky bee!

Based

Forcing people to stay inside so they don't catch the boomer flu: good government

Forcing people to stay inside while there are people burning your city down: fascism

Cop: Kills black guy through suffocation not resisting

HAAA BASED

Cop: Shoots a white woman with a paintball

tHe CoNsTiTuTiOn

tf is there a bong among them

These niggas talking like merryweather npcs in gta

I think I've played this level in mw2

Riot burning down police station? Stand down. Families on their porch? Light em up!