STAND AND DELIVER!

36  2020-05-31 by hyledog

33 comments

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Oh no, FedEx going to do some cringe woke shit and give Joggers money.

Pls FedEx, this is a great advertisement for anyone not completely retarded.

“Don’t think we’re dedicated to quick deliveries? Watch this!”

based beyond reasonable doubt

link to original vid?

Holy shit lmao. That dude got drug for forever. What a fucking retard, though.

These are from the same species of people that believe raping kids will cure HIV and still practice voodoo

You can see the sparks flying from his bling teeth hitting the pavement

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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thx

Those protesters look a little too urban to be the white supremacist agents Twitter has been telling me about.

What’s the context?

Looter attempted to decouple the rear trailer by pulling the kingpin so that they could loot, ends up falling and getting trapped under the wheels. Driver has no way of knowing this, and just hauls ass out of there so that he does't get the Reginald Denny treatment.

Did they die? That’s fucking hilarious. Is there video?

Someone further up posted a LiveLeak vid that shows the entire incident. Ultimately the truck was stopped by police and the cops were talking to the guy that got dragged saying EMS was on its way, so I guess he may have lived.

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Thanks brose

rip in peperinos

If you willingly interact with a moving vehicle you're fucking stupid and deserve to be rolled over like the retard you are

Considering what happened to that truck driver in the LA riots who decided to stay stationary long enough for them to open the door, he should've floored it sooner

Almost had the sequel to the hit Reginald denny

FedEx Chad

"OH MAH GAWD! THEY DRAGGIN 'IM! OH MAH GAWD! OH MAH GAWD!"

WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED THAT TRUCKS CAN MOVE

Bruh didn’t you hear? The blacks are rioting in the streets. That means that law, society, reason, and physics no longer apply.

Bust out the Aunt Jemima cuz that nigga pancakes

So if nogs got an enthostate theyd have that red black green flag? looks pretty killer ngl

And now a moment of silence for those two minutes that FedEx will never get back.

Ayo I think ya heard me wrong, I ax you wantsa buy drugs