Zoom Zoom Zoomers

20  2020-06-01 by GWashingtonsGhost

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Link faggot

https://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/ny-truck-drives-toward-crowd-protesters-minneapolis-video-20200531-mac6ccituverherjfdihburany-story.html

https://www.tasnimnews.com/en/news/2020/05/31/2276978/shocking-video-shows-fedex-truck-run-over-man-during-george-floyd-protests

Not sure which one this post is referring to, but in either case the driver was unbelievably based. The second one a little more so just because he escaped unscathed (which cannot be said for the dude under his wheels).

To the tweet you rat.

Wew one minute left to vote. You did good.

The second one was great. I felt no pity.

Based

deju vu

*Gas gas gas intensifies*

Oh god I'm VROOOOOOOOMING

VROOM VROOM BROTHER

Gotta step on the gas

gotta go fast

If the rioter isn't burst, you're wacked. (based on the wonderful quote from Talladega Nights)

YOU ARE CAR

BUT WHO WAS PHONE?

ME

That’s the only safe option, if you don’t plow through they can pull you out of your car and do whatever they want to you.

Yeah he bumped lightly the girl on the bike and literally all of them went treatingly at his car. That dude would be dead or disabled if he wasn't gonna plow trough.

My life is worth infinitely more than the lives of those who would threaten my wellbeing.

I'll be in Minneapolis on Wednesday. I don't want to hit anyone, but if I'm blocked in... I'm not letting off the gas until I'm halfway to Faribault. Tf is calling the 911 going to accomplish, it's not like I can just drive to the nearest police station to file a report.

Film it pls

Part of me does want it to happen, just so that I can take the dashcam footage and watermark it with "check the facts before forwarding bullshit on Facebook, stop using snapchat to record, film videos horizontally", etc. Imagine if there was just a single video of 9/11 and it had SLOWER TRAFFIC KEEP RIGHT watermarked across the middle

I'm pretty sure you can do it on purpose and get away with it right now.

Yeah but my insurance is lame. I was stuck with a Grand Caravan for two weeks earlier this year because my insurance wanted to save $25 using a junkyard taillight vs new.

Love my generation

Oh, go crawl back into DeuxRAMA, or GoldandBlack, or whatever other gross anarchocapitalist incel spawnpit you originally crawled out of. Mammals are talking here, Pepe.

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My car sexually identifies as a bowling ball

Based vehicle

Based

I wonder if plowing through would be considered legitimate self-defense in states with castle doctrine? You're using justifiable force to prevent destruction to your property, I guess. The main question would be, what are you doing driving into a protest, lol.

Oh I'm just trying to get to work sees rioter, speeds up, jumps the curb, and hits it you know how it is

Yes, I belive. It's clearly seen on the footage that a pack of them went towards the car with murderous intent. Fear for ones life without reasonable doubt would be pretty easy to prove here imo, especially before the jury.

Self-defense is legal in every state.

Yeah but they’re not attacking you they’re attacking your car. Still could be self defense in that you could easily see them attacking you in the future

Also, don't forget you can safely shoot through your windshield, so if you have a gun you can hand out some firepower as you VVVVRRRRROOOOOMMMM

Put in 4lo and floor it

im getting deju vu

hasnt this happened before?

Options in realspeak:

Trust the government

Trust the government

Racist, sexist, homophobe....