They don’t even fucking try to pretend like they care
They are doing the most absurd way of doubling down: saying that hundreds of people in a blob shouting and sweating for hours isn’t as bad as people sitting at restaurant tables spaced apart from everyone.
I can already see a journ*list doing the mental equivalent of the Ninja Warrior obstacle course to link the massive spike of minority coronavirus cases to privilege and income inequality.
Every straight man wants to fuck another mans daughter, but no man actually wants his daughter to get fucked, its more something that men just accept because you have to expect to go through what your wife's father had to endure, if you plan on having children. There are however the rare cases of men who do what I referred to in my mind as "Closing The Loop". Around that time when I was talking to my friends about this, about a week after the school scheduled for us to be given an inspirational speech by some rich white guy, basically all we heard were the same BS normie rhetoric which is just a denial of reality, you know like "Just be yourself and work hard", statements that outright deny reality and the inherent advantages, genetic or otherwise, that differentiate everyone. One thing in particular that he said proved to me how lucky this guy was, he had multiple children and they were all boys, he said that he even kept trying to have a daughter but he only got sons, one of his sons even went on to become a millionaire. Seriously how fucking lucky is that, all I could think while sitting in that class, is that this lucky bastard closed the loop, without even trying. He got to fuck the shit out of the daughters of many men, but he will never be forced to live through the awkward phase of having to let an extension of yourself be sexually dominated by another man, he'll never have to face the awkwardly repulsive thoughts that a lot of fathers probably have to face, like the fact that in these times your daughter is likely going to be taking it in the ass, and will probably have all sought's of sick shit done to her. At the end of the day there are only two ways to close the loop, to only have sons by luck, or don't have any children at all.
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9 FloatyFish 2020-06-01
Can't wait for the spike in cases and deaths in two weeks only to be told that this is ackshually wypipo's fault.
5 spooklordomega 2020-06-01
You don't have to wait: /r/baltimore/comments/guiipf/officials_fear_demonstrations_could_fuel_outbreak/fsizz5q/
7 TRIHARD_FROM_KOREA 2020-06-01
"nintendoholic" like poetry
2 Putin-Nanny 2020-06-01
"Demonstrators" It's your right to demonstrate. Go be a good boy and smash your civilization for great justice.
1 _NoHype 2020-06-01
They don’t even fucking try to pretend like they care
They are doing the most absurd way of doubling down: saying that hundreds of people in a blob shouting and sweating for hours isn’t as bad as people sitting at restaurant tables spaced apart from everyone.
4 _NoHype 2020-06-01
Or there’s no spike and people were unemployed for 3 months for no reason
5 Bewbman 2020-06-01
Exciting how either all these dudes gonna get Coronavirus or we're gonna figure out we've been lied to this whole time.
1 LindseyGrahamRanch 2020-06-01
Damn, what if the facebook boomers were right and it's all just a Chinese prank?
1 FroppyHoppyMyFloppy 2020-06-01
Me chinese me kno joke
1 SpyX2 2020-06-01
Only if there's a Chinese satellite out there videotaping us
Wait a second...
1 mister_saxobeast 2020-06-01
Damn, that would suck. I'ts my job to tell schizos to take their pills
1 kermit_was_wrong 2020-06-01
Don't worry, the people going to the demonstrations will barely feel it. They're young. It's the rest of society that will reap the consequences.
Though tbh the spike will likely be absorbed by the general reopening-associated rise in cases anyway.
3 FloatyFish 2020-06-01
That too.
2 specialdialingwand1 2020-06-01
lol. fuck people
1 LindseyGrahamRanch 2020-06-01
Officer Chauvin will have both directly and indirectly killed more black people than every hate group in american history combined.
1 CannedWolfMeat 2020-06-01
I can already see a journ*list doing the mental equivalent of the Ninja Warrior obstacle course to link the massive spike of minority coronavirus cases to privilege and income inequality.
6 low-info-upvoter 2020-06-01
a week ago: polling stations are EXTREMELY DANGEROUS, we must all vote via mail in November!!! if you opose it you want to KILL MY GRANDMA
4 ArtSchoolTrashy 2020-06-01
I unfollowed any liberal faggot (regardless of gender) who suddenly stopped caring about cv19 once the protest hit. Absolute sheep
2 SnapshillBot 2020-06-01
Every straight man wants to fuck another mans daughter, but no man actually wants his daughter to get fucked, its more something that men just accept because you have to expect to go through what your wife's father had to endure, if you plan on having children. There are however the rare cases of men who do what I referred to in my mind as "Closing The Loop". Around that time when I was talking to my friends about this, about a week after the school scheduled for us to be given an inspirational speech by some rich white guy, basically all we heard were the same BS normie rhetoric which is just a denial of reality, you know like "Just be yourself and work hard", statements that outright deny reality and the inherent advantages, genetic or otherwise, that differentiate everyone. One thing in particular that he said proved to me how lucky this guy was, he had multiple children and they were all boys, he said that he even kept trying to have a daughter but he only got sons, one of his sons even went on to become a millionaire. Seriously how fucking lucky is that, all I could think while sitting in that class, is that this lucky bastard closed the loop, without even trying. He got to fuck the shit out of the daughters of many men, but he will never be forced to live through the awkward phase of having to let an extension of yourself be sexually dominated by another man, he'll never have to face the awkwardly repulsive thoughts that a lot of fathers probably have to face, like the fact that in these times your daughter is likely going to be taking it in the ass, and will probably have all sought's of sick shit done to her. At the end of the day there are only two ways to close the loop, to only have sons by luck, or don't have any children at all.
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5 QueuedeSpool 2020-06-01
You can fucking fuck off you fucking piece of fucking shit.
1 mister_saxobeast 2020-06-01
Choke on your mother's cum faggot.
2 MoistLanguage 2020-06-01
In the first example nothing got looted and no one got hurt despite the fact that everyone was armed.
Really activates the almonds 🤔
1 DoodleIsMyBaby 2020-06-01
The seethe when you bring that up to people is palpable.
1 kermit_was_wrong 2020-06-01
That truly would be beyond the pale, considering the nonsense those hillbillies were pitching their fit over.
1 FagglePuss 2020-06-01
Silly things like being able to work again.
2 agrees2retardsFan 2020-06-01
Mayocide when
1 UmmmSweaty 2020-06-01
System overload system overload turn on closest tv for reprogramming
1 Contra1 2020-06-01
Imo they should not have protested but their cause is just. Fuck the ones protesting the lockdown though.
1 FroppyHoppyMyFloppy 2020-06-01
Extremely not baste
1 ingrall 2020-06-01
how
1 NickXLIX 2020-06-01
I like to call it... Black Privilege
1 Taftist 2020-06-01
Sliiiide to the left. Sliiiide to the right. Cross cross!
1 mister_saxobeast 2020-06-01
Either COVID cases skyrocket this month, or I'm burying Corona-chan myself.