Wholesome 💯

6 2020-06-01 by -holier-than-mao-

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14 GooeyGlobs4U 2020-06-01

'But Im press' I shrieked, 'youre not supposed to hold me accountable for anything, just let me get in the way!'

7 PuddingPopGoodnight 2020-06-01

haha pepper spray go tssssss

1 ToQuoteGuyFieri 2020-06-01

"I'm trying to divide society and make people hate eachother and bring about the apocalypse, YOU FASCIST!"

12 arsepirate69 2020-06-01

< Work for vice
< Journalist

Pick one.

1 trubluAU 2020-06-01

If you call Vice journalism, by Allah I will shoot myself right here

1 Ordinary_Jew 2020-06-01

God, suicide is SO cool.

2 hateful_liam 2020-06-01

Allah*

7 CreepyPsycho 2020-06-01

vice

Maybe don't lie about being a journalist next time

6 LimpFaithlessness1 2020-06-01

Based Ukrainian

1 RusIsrCanShill 2020-06-01

All the based Ukrainians are actually Russians.

5 dont_stop_themusic 2020-06-01

r/mademesmile

1 triptodisneyland2017 2020-06-01

r/wholesomenews

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4 Supremely_Obese 2020-06-01

You love to see it!

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4 ahmauddidnothignwron 2020-06-01

based

3 stanczyk9 2020-06-01

Yeah, because everytime someone in a riot shouts “I’m a veteran” or “I’m a journalist” we’re supposed to believe them.

Isn’t even a journalist, I mean- Vice? C’mon...

3 theworstever 2020-06-01

I think its wholesome that both sides hate journos and bash them.

4 Karloman314 2020-06-01

I like the handful of journalists still out there.

I despise the activists that claim to be journalists.

1 FroppyHoppyMyFloppy 2020-06-01

Cringe cope

3 Karloman314 2020-06-01

Person who made a living writing about how nobody was above the law during Trump's Impeachment is shocked to find out neither are they.

Disclaimer: I don't know what, if anything, this particular journalist wrote about Trump's Impeachment.

3 DatsRandom 2020-06-01

Cop thought it was cologne maybe idk

1 chodemessiah 2020-06-01

eau de journo

3 BasedFrenchy1 2020-06-01

Early life check on this vice "journalist"?

1 1stSS_LSSAH 2020-06-01

Early life check the ehole vice, not one of their bots. Their current CEO is Nancy Duboc.

Dubuc is the daughter of Carol D. Smith and Robert H. Dubuc Jr.[2] a Jewish Catholic Family. Her parents later separated and remarried, giving Dubuc step-parents.

Smh my head

0 Mistr_MADness 2020-06-01

Swing and a miss. And he actually did some combat journalism for ABC, so you don't need to put journalist in quotations.

1 FroppyHoppyMyFloppy 2020-06-01

“combat journalism”

1 RedditAdminsHateCons 2020-06-01

Lmao, half of these freaks who did that were the people who lied their assess off to get a war in Iraq.

3 cumgangster69 2020-06-01

All sides of the compass must unite against journocucks

3 Zooar 2020-06-01

Journos should be treated worse tbh

2 SnapshillBot 2020-06-01

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2 Nurderingmigger 2020-06-01

Vice doesn't equal journalist

2 Same-Kick 2020-06-01

All journalists should be put in jail tbh

1 Tycoronachan 2020-06-01

Before or after we execute them?

2 largepaycheckaddict 2020-06-01

Haha nice

2 MarkMcFagofSugargay 2020-06-01

So Soyboys can understand, if the cops are stormtroopers the media is Emperor Palpatine

1 [deleted] 2020-06-01

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1 WarDamnStrasserist 2020-06-01

He’s lucky he wasn’t fed a FMJ to the face

1 PunishedApple 2020-06-01

Reasonable response

1 NeverAskAnyQuestions 2020-06-01

Maybe not ALL cops are bastards then

1 cubev6million 2020-06-01

He deserves an immediate promotion

1 big_papa_stiffy 2020-06-01

did he accidentally say he worked for vice? thatll get that reaction

1 Shadow_Nirvana 2020-06-01

Wtf I love the riotpolice now

1 cumhugs 2020-06-01

That's why you don't just go to a riot and stand there and film. They don't care if you're press or a rioter. If they tell you to do something, you do it or fsce the consequences

1 RedditAdminsHateCons 2020-06-01

The media is, at this point, egging on the rioters while pretending to call for calm.

1 nounal-the-adjective 2020-06-01

J*urnos are probably the only other profession as bad as cops

1 ArcFlayer 2020-06-01

A little good news goes a long way.

1 fugluru 2020-06-01

even if they were a journalist, which they aren’t. the cops did what they should

1 helegad 2020-06-01

Aww nooooo not the heckin clickbaitarinooooos

1 qweerni99erslol 2020-06-01

based

1 IsraelDidntSign_BWC 2020-06-01

"But I'm a journalist!"

"Yeah I know"

1 chonkerabuse 2020-06-01

You get what you fucking deserve

1 ClepsHydra 2020-06-01

why do these retarded "journalists" always use "-" in a title in random places? it doesn't make you sound smarter

1 moush 2020-06-01

Til using proper grammar in your written work is bad

1 Duke_Funny 2020-06-01

based swatties

1 Hsutheguard 2020-06-01

Oh well, it's vice

1 nanonan 2020-06-01

Should learn to code.

1 mister_saxobeast 2020-06-01

Faith restored. Whitepilled again.

1 awarabej 2020-06-01

They asked me how many people I've killed. Nome I said. I only kill journalists

1 ToQuoteGuyFieri 2020-06-01

Don't worry, I'm sure they publish books on SQL and Node.js in braille.

1 xingxhang 2020-06-01

Identifying as a journalist counts as mental illness.