I can imagine all sorts of cool outfits that show off my ball cleveage, for the office, for the pool, weddings and any sort of occasion.
Wearing ball cleavage shorts will allow us men to use our assets to flirt with women who are in power in hopes of gaining some unfair advantage over those who are less endowed.
There would be "wonder shorts" which push the balls up front and accentuate the cleavage. Like diamonds on a pedestal.
There would be a little hole in the shorts to let the ball cleavage poke through
Except for the fact that the real hardened criminals know that the cops are busy playing party cake with commie larpers and they now have free reign to commit to the big jobs they've been waiting for an opportunity for.
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1 SnapshillBot 2020-06-02
Ball cleveage shorts should be a thing.
I feel like society is ready.
I can imagine all sorts of cool outfits that show off my ball cleveage, for the office, for the pool, weddings and any sort of occasion.
Wearing ball cleavage shorts will allow us men to use our assets to flirt with women who are in power in hopes of gaining some unfair advantage over those who are less endowed.
There would be "wonder shorts" which push the balls up front and accentuate the cleavage. Like diamonds on a pedestal.
There would be a little hole in the shorts to let the ball cleavage poke through
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1 carpathian-florist 2020-06-02
He almost definitely deserved it. Why would you attend a riot if you’re scared of violence?
1 ShemaleSmasher 2020-06-02
Lol, imagine being so weak minded that you’ll get ‘PTSD’ from that - what an utter pussy.
Even more so the one that crumpled at a ‘beheading video’.
1 highdra 2020-06-02
'apparently unrelated to the riots'
Except for the fact that the real hardened criminals know that the cops are busy playing party cake with commie larpers and they now have free reign to commit to the big jobs they've been waiting for an opportunity for.