Ball cleveage shorts should be a thing.

I feel like society is ready.

I can imagine all sorts of cool outfits that show off my ball cleveage, for the office, for the pool, weddings and any sort of occasion.

Wearing ball cleavage shorts will allow us men to use our assets to flirt with women who are in power in hopes of gaining some unfair advantage over those who are less endowed.

There would be "wonder shorts" which push the balls up front and accentuate the cleavage. Like diamonds on a pedestal.

There would be a little hole in the shorts to let the ball cleavage poke through

Snapshots:

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I kind of hope so because if it does happen, the left will spontaneously combust.

I can’t wait for November. The sheer amount of cope and seethe on display when Creepy Uncle Joe gets BTFO will probably kill me with laughter.

I honestly think it’s a tossup between the two. People really hate Trump, and the less Biden talks the better he does.

I’d take Zion Don over Pedo Joe any day though.

I don’t understand what’s wrong with the headline

it's too objective, these people have been constantly seething for a week now, and it makes them seethe harder when they see people not seething.

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The title literally just literally explains the situation in literally as few words as possible.