Holy fuck that was hilarious! I cannot stop laughing! Take my upvote! Take another from my second account! Hell, take a silver, why not? Scratch that, a gold! Scratch that, a platinum even! God, just come to my house and plunge your 2-incher into my gaping asshole already! You can have my wallet afterwards too! Take the credit cards too, I’ll even give you the PIN numbers! Hell, you can take the whole damn house while you’re at it! You can even have my wife and kids if you want! I’m willing to go into poverty just because your post on reddit.com was that funny! I think there’s only one thing that would have made your post even funnier, though:
Yeah, send your own underage son, flesh and blood, to get raped in prison because he said some shit about a group of people that hate you and want you dead and campaign EVERYDADY for that. Instead of protecting him, get the state to fuck him. Surely he will trust you after that.
If he was just being edgy before, I 100% guarantee he's not joking about right wing death squads by now. When your own family betrays you to the state, you abandon whatever shred of compassion or decency you may have had.
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1 SnapshillBot 2020-06-02
Holy fuck that was hilarious! I cannot stop laughing! Take my upvote! Take another from my second account! Hell, take a silver, why not? Scratch that, a gold! Scratch that, a platinum even! God, just come to my house and plunge your 2-incher into my gaping asshole already! You can have my wallet afterwards too! Take the credit cards too, I’ll even give you the PIN numbers! Hell, you can take the whole damn house while you’re at it! You can even have my wife and kids if you want! I’m willing to go into poverty just because your post on reddit.com was that funny! I think there’s only one thing that would have made your post even funnier, though:
If it wasn’t a goddamn repost
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1 ChapoDestroyer 2020-06-02
they sound like a early-2000s soccer mom who doesn't want her kid playing m-rated vidya games, or listening to explicit lyrics on the ipod
1 albietanders 2020-06-02
only one night? should be in for life tbh
1 PokemonSeb 2020-06-02
They should send him to prison, that will make him not racist
1 AllhailEmperorNathan 2020-06-02
The BBC will change his mind 😋💦
1 UnrelentingCaptain 2020-06-02
Yeah, send your own underage son, flesh and blood, to get raped in prison because he said some shit about a group of people that hate you and want you dead and campaign EVERYDADY for that. Instead of protecting him, get the state to fuck him. Surely he will trust you after that.
If he was just being edgy before, I 100% guarantee he's not joking about right wing death squads by now. When your own family betrays you to the state, you abandon whatever shred of compassion or decency you may have had.
1 LetsGetSQ_uirre_Ly 2020-06-02
this story didn’t happen you actual seething faggot
1 ArtGal94 2020-06-02
dont call my boo a faggot u faggot
0 LetsGetSQ_uirre_Ly 2020-06-02
keep yourself safe in these trying times
1 JuttlandPrince 2020-06-02
these stories are all fake bro, dont worry. the holocaust still didnt happen
1 1262663748488484 2020-06-02
You're only seething because you know your mom could send you there to get cornholed too if she found your reddit account
1 Lehk 2020-06-02
artificial and attracted to the same sex