Virgin undocumented shoppers cucked hard by Chad Apple

18  2020-06-02 by carpathian-florist

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What if you... clicked my link to DeuxCHAT... Haha just kidding...

Unless...?

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How to get your stolen merchandise destroyed in 3 easy steps

It was destroyed once it entered their uncivilized hands

I agree that joggers should not be allowed to purchase steal or own smartphones

Destroyed is better than giving away for free since it devalues them. Thatโ€™s the same reason stores like gamestop have dumpsters with locks on them, theyd rather throw away their stuff instead of have it stolen and devalue it

Not stolen. Acquired without documentation. Words matter. โœŠ๐Ÿพ

what the fuck does that jogger sentence even mean

"If that were to happen to me I'd frankly be quite flustered"

How could you decipher such strange babble, are you a certified translator?

If that were to particularly happen to me I'd frankly, for the most part, be quite flustered about this entire situation which kind of is quite significant for me since I'm short-tempered. I have EARNED the cellular phones and it's our rights to keep them, we risked our lives outside protesting getting pepper sprayed and tear gassed by the pigs. I shall certainly not hand the devices back to the corrupt law enforcement nor the big corporation whose revenue is in 12 figures.

WORDS

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Ayo da white man technology be keeping black kingz down!!

*chink technology

Sell it to some unsuspecting retard and watch him getting cuffed

retard

Going private is a small price to pay for automod to fuck off

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I'd smash it, obviously.

Yeah, he is pretty good looking.

His tight bussy and soft lips will be popular in lock up for a few days.

where my nigga ELECTRIGGA to jailbreak my phone when he need to

Local authorities will be alerted

Here come the Apple death squads

Test subjects for the Apple Humantapeed

How long until Apple is declared racist?

5,4,3...

2

Sneed

standing up for le epic corporation that doges taxes to own the nigs

doges

:o funy dog

Tax evasion is based, rightoid

You get what you fucking deserve.

Thatโ€™s messed up and discriminatory by apple. They could have been bought and paid for appropriately but these shoppers are being victimized just because the phones werenโ€™t documented.

Imagine stealing what is basically an extremely sophisticated spy tool

Might as well loot a telescreen from 1984

This better not awaken anything in me.

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Easy: just sell as parts for an ez 300 dollars or buy some unlocked logic board, though at that point just buy a new phone entirely

You think the average loota is going to know that

Lol

How stupid can someone be, stealing phones from anywhere isn't worth it since you can just report the IMEI as stolen ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“

The phones werenโ€™t stolen. Their purchase was simply undocumented. Donโ€™t be a racist bigot.

Pc term now is "illegalized purchase"

You could get it scrapped for parts for a good amount. Digitizers are expensive

It's worse than that, iPhones come pre locked and have to be scanned as sold to unlock them.

Leave it up to the people that think that raping kids cures AIDS to figure out what an "IMEI" or a "replacement digitizer" is