WE DID IT, REDDIT!

8  2020-06-02 by Lifting_Sexytimes

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Imagine if a second wave started because of these riots. The cope would be so fucking extreme.

It'll get swallowed up by the inevitable increase from the ongoing general reopening.

Lol breakouts were still happening in my state.

Chicken plant in the neighboring town has at least 30 cases

Yeah, not surprising.

I wish the incubation period wasn’t so long and that young people weren’t so unaffected by it.

Would be hilarious to see an instant devastating second wave and watch them somehow blame it on Whitey.

Inshallah it mutates as soon as possible

"Black people disproportionately affected by COVID-19"

Coronavirus is God’s punishment for slavery and racism so actually it’s a good thing if a bunch of people die from it

Blacks most effected 🤔

black people did most of the selling of slaves too, so they deserve it.

Yup Arabs and blacks sold the most blacks into slavery

Source?

People in poverty most effected because they lack the resources and sometimes education to prevent infection, they also live in bigger families thus more people infected

And the. You got these huge riots that are definitely not sticking to social distance or anything

Bullshit. Melanin makes you immune to the coronavirus. Even the Chinese are treating COVID-19 by turning people black. Checkmate, racists.

Also spend a lot of time smoking cannabis cigarettes and crack cocaine which affects your lung capacity

i read real cigs kill the virus and the corporations dont want you to know that nicotine is a cognitive enhancer.

There was some post that reached the front page of reddit talking about how effective the media is at controlling the narrative of the country by condemning the people protesting COVID for being unsafe but being 100% approving of the “protests” after George Floyd got killed. Of course it got deleted after reaching 50k upvotes

God forbid we point out reddit hypocrisy

Would work better with arbery and George floyd

The meme subreddits like deux are the only ones still doing jogger memes. Too bad, I loved the format.

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shoplifting + gun charges vs robbing and beating a pregnant woman

jesus christ can't they find ONE non-criminal dude to idolize?

jesus christ can't they find ONE non-criminal dude to idolize?

They wanted a POC. You're asking for too much.

jesus christ can u stop serious posting on deux

The paramedic shot in her home in ky two weeks ago in the botched raid would have been perfect. I guess not enough blmrrs could relate to her she was a decent person doing good for her community.

I believe she is used in some protest, the problem is you can frame her death as an accident while you cant really do that with George floyd

s-s-SHOPLIFTING?? 😱😱😱😱 he had it coming 😏

This but unironically!

Oh shit oh fuck someone took something that’ll be replaced in 5 minutes oh shit oh fuck freak out and kill them

There's definitely been some but I do think its strange that THIS is the one they've decided to lionize.

It's mostly a combination of how obviously restrained he was (in cuffs, laying on the pavement) and the lengthy period of time over which the killing took place (so no ability to hand waive it as a snap judgement or something). But nah he committed a crime a decade ago, not like he was actually doing that crime at the moment he was killed, or that the officers knew they about his criminal history, or that they'd have been justified in killing him had they even known, but there was a crime somewhere so any account of him being murdered no matter how egregious must be sent down the memory hole. Must continue the search for he who is without sin.

You know you guys will seriously bring out a black persons wrap system when they're literally a victim of a crime. Like like at this article decsribing an incident where a white supremacist traveled to New York City and stabbed and murdered a homeless black man with a sword for the explicitly stated purpose of killing a black man. Did you know that before being stabbed in the chest with a sword for being black the man in question had been arrested a number 11 times? He may be literally a victim a murder victim of a random racially inspired murder, but he was no angel.

They also posted this one around the same time. This includes an account that goes to great lengths to describe just how uncooperative the victim of a sword murder was with cops in the final moments of his life, damn he was practically responsible for his own death more than the sword that was thrust through his chest. This article also spares a moment for the sword wielding white supremacist murderer, wherein he is described as "dapper". Must have been a fine upstanding member of society before the fates contrived to find him in New York City and with his sword suddenly thrust into the chest of the first black man he encountered, how sad.

It’s weird how the sword story wasn’t getting more attention on reddit

WORDS WORDS WORDS

He was no angel

George Forman*

he says Covid19

Not gona make it

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I blame ISIS for this. Nothing bad happened to burgers for so long they had to start creating their own problems

We really are the best at everything

ISIS failed to manage their aggressive expansion effectively, conquering half of Iraq and Syria in a month probably would have triggered a coalition on its own. But ISIS was like nah I got this, Allah got my back, in fact I'll just starting grabbing random citizens of every major world power I can find and behead them in HD. Just for the challenge, I guess. Unfortunately Al-Baghdadi was not quite as good at EU4 as he thought, and he was playing an extra hard version of ironman where if you lose you get killed in a predator drone attack.

Not sure we can count them out though, AI in the area is the right culture after all and once they cobble together the correct cores again it's liable to reform. Then again it is the AI, maybe Iraq conquers Syria and then just sits around and is like, nah I'm good, this is still Iraq. Also maybe it literally goes on to conquer the entire ISIS map, and it's still good with just Iraq, Iraq just has a Spain now, and a Nigeria, it's diverse and multicultural. I have seen far too many Eurasia spanning Muscovy's in my time.

Mind informing my uncultured ass on what a burger is

An american

i sleep 😴😴😴

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Sentient?!?!?!😳😳

Sediment

Seed

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So guys, we did it, we successfully contributed to the escalation of a conflict we claim to want to de-escalate because scarie russian might want it to escalate, journos told me they theyre goign to ruin everything HELP PLEAS SAVE ME FROM SCARY RUSSIAN THEYRE ESCALATING THE SITUATION HELP ME KIND STRANGER FELLOW REDDITORS HELP

What and schizopilled

Still upvoted, this is about the highest IQ comment I've seen on this sub.

yikes

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thank you..

Based schizoposter

Reddit did their thing!!11! Holsome :))))

2020 had a good start with that WWIII teaser, then it absolutely blew that away with COVID-19 and the second great depression. I'm pretty sure at this point everyone was like, you had a good run 2020 but your done, no way you can top this shit. Then bam, all our major cities are suddenly on fire, we're under martial law and curfew and the protests still don't stop, they're arm in arm even though Trump officially declare the Antifa thingy terrorist (to the greatest collective boomer orgasm in human history). And COVID's still here too so I think we're about a week away from the second wave roaring back to life definitely. Truly a lot of exciting possibilities from this point, maybe we erupt into civil war and anarchy, maybe Trump does Tienanmen or something that makes Tienanmen look like a careful and empathetic operation, our tank man will be pancake man, bitch ain't no way the tanks are gonna stop for you. Maybe we get civil war, and super Tienanmen.

You may be thinking now, truly this is it, this is 2020's magnum opus, whatever happens from this point on will by necessity just be echoes and reverberations of the giants that came before. This is naive in the extreme. We are dealing with a true craftsman, to them this is all just various predecessory movements in one beautiful symphony of destruction and chaos. The crescendo is yet to come my friend.

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Ah...but Covid19 is not done with you