Literally every single time

7  2020-06-03 by Oldfoundland

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Fascinating how liberals are self-anointed masters of "nuance" yet can look upon a diverse group of individuals -- some of whom have had their businesses shuttered, some who can't find childcare for their kids, some of whom feel their mental and physical health deteriorating, some who simply want to stand up against mass government overreach -- and conclude that they all simply "want haircuts."

mhmm sweetie let's unpack this, big guy: holding experts accountable for the false premises that were wrong by a factor of twenty and led to lockdowns and the greatest destruction of wealth is anti-science and a karen move, honey

It's that way with all of their takes. Like saying "boo hoo whatever will target do!"

Yeah dude because I give a fuck about target? All of the fucking stores are boarded up, corporate and local alike.

All I want is some fucking tylenol and nyquil for a cold and I can't get it because apparently storming the Walgreens to pillage prescriptions is a valid expression of protest.

I don’t understand why they keep pointing to that as an example. No one protesting the lockdown was burning down buildings or assaulting other people. It was an actual peaceful protest.

I'm old enough to remember angry chicken littles like you screaming for people to stay home/wear masks/social distance for "public safety" for weeks on end until this past week or so when it became convenient for you to stop caring. Then protests became the new pet project to support again.

Holy fuck that was hilarious! I cannot stop laughing! Take my upvote! Take another from my second account! Hell, take a silver, why not? Scratch that, a gold! Scratch that, a platinum even! God, just come to my house and plunge your 2-incher into my gaping asshole already! You can have my wallet afterwards too! Take the credit cards too, I’ll even give you the PIN numbers! Hell, you can take the whole damn house while you’re at it! You can even have my wife and kids if you want! I’m willing to go into poverty just because your post on reddit.com was that funny! I think there’s only one thing that would have made your post even funnier, though:

If it wasn’t a goddamn repost

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  1. Literally every single time - archive.org, archive.today

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