Lmao it's not even bleeding out. A tourniquet in this situation is not only unnecessary, but can make things worse since you're cutting off blood to the rest of the leg.
Literally just a flesh wound and she’s forcing a “tourniquet” on him. This is obviously someone with zero medical knowledge acting like a hero in a benign situation. They have no forethought to what cutting off blood supply does to appendages, any basic CLS class in the army told me this is 100% done to stop major trauma and bleeding out. What a fuckin joke
“Protestor loses his leg in BRUTAL police assault”
“Video evidence shows desperate untrained medical workers trying to save this man’s leg, but less than 10 minutes later he loses circulation. A clot forms just above his injury (no way to know how this formed or why) and he loses his leg. An investigation is ongoing, but it was allegedly due to an excess of soy in his system.”
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When they remove the tournequet all the stagnant blood and clots are going to reenter circulation he might actually die from this reckless malpractice.
Don't sharpie "Medic" on your titty if your only qualification is watching hospital TV shows.
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18 Chapose 2020-06-03
Hahahaha wtf hahahaha
17 ClementineChime 2020-06-03
Lmao it's not even bleeding out. A tourniquet in this situation is not only unnecessary, but can make things worse since you're cutting off blood to the rest of the leg.
10 wootfatigue 2020-06-03
Yep, he’s gonna lose that leg unless someone with actual medical knowledge intervenes.
15 One_Shekel 2020-06-03
Like that person has even remotely enough strength to fully tighten a tourniquet.
1 LubricatedRetard311 2020-06-03
Hopefully no one does.
4 aj_thenoob 2020-06-03
Based medic
2 TimGuoRen 2020-06-03
has a scratch
"Sorry, but you either lose your leg or your life. Imma apply the tourniquet."
13 ajwammock 2020-06-03
Literally just a flesh wound and she’s forcing a “tourniquet” on him. This is obviously someone with zero medical knowledge acting like a hero in a benign situation. They have no forethought to what cutting off blood supply does to appendages, any basic CLS class in the army told me this is 100% done to stop major trauma and bleeding out. What a fuckin joke
10 SlowFatHusky 2020-06-03
She's larping. This chapo will be happy to lose a leg in the great revolution.
7 ajwammock 2020-06-03
Gotta pump up those traumatic casualties for the cause
11 TITUS__-ANDRONICUS- 2020-06-03
Thank you for your service.
6 ClementineChime 2020-06-03
Braver than the troops. o7 comrade
1 80BAIT08 2020-06-03
Revolution on standby. Scratched leg.
10 DEGENERATE_NEET69 2020-06-03
Just buy soy stocks honestly
10 GooeyGlobs4U 2020-06-03
Thats the kinda cut I get when grabbing some rebar the wrong way.... I dont think he'll make it lmao
6 kepler-20b 2020-06-03
Are belts CoTCCC approved tourniquets? Asking for a friend... Need immediate answer.
8 SlowFatHusky 2020-06-03
Yes, but they need applied for at least an hour.
6 MoistLanguage 2020-06-03
Works best around the neck
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6 Lychosand 2020-06-03
Lmao it's not even bleeding
3 jakefromstatefarm10 2020-06-03
Thanks to that tourniquet!!
6 prisonlambshanks 2020-06-03
Ow I cut my leg. Wouldn't it be awful if a qt emt were to stroke me off hahaha just to distract from the pain haha
5 ajwammock 2020-06-03
“Protestor loses his leg in BRUTAL police assault”
“Video evidence shows desperate untrained medical workers trying to save this man’s leg, but less than 10 minutes later he loses circulation. A clot forms just above his injury (no way to know how this formed or why) and he loses his leg. An investigation is ongoing, but it was allegedly due to an excess of soy in his system.”
5 LightningLion48 2020-06-03
Is this the man who calls me nazi incel?
6 LynchVictim 2020-06-03
And he could barely type it through the tears welling in his eyes from your awful comment.
1 TimGuoRen 2020-06-03
But would he be wrong, though?
1 LightningLion48 2020-06-03
😎
3 arsepirate69 2020-06-03
What a faggot
3 Khalifah_Romulus 2020-06-03
The absolute state of the left in 2020
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1 Sp0k3 2020-06-03
Stunning and brave
1 Lehk 2020-06-03
When they remove the tournequet all the stagnant blood and clots are going to reenter circulation he might actually die from this reckless malpractice.
Don't sharpie "Medic" on your titty if your only qualification is watching hospital TV shows.