r/deuxrama: The only two colors you morons need to focus on are red and green.

nah, just shitpost on the internet all day about penny stonks like that 14 yr old kid from new jersey did back in the 90's, thats where the real money's at. dude was a legend:

"Between September 1999 and February 2000, Lebed made hundreds of thousands of dollars from the computer in his bedroom in Cedar Grove, New Jersey by posting in Internet chat rooms and on message boards encouraging people to buy penny stocks he already owned, thus, according to the SEC, artificially raising the price of the stock. Between September 1999 and February 2000, his smallest one-day gain was $12,000 while his biggest was $74,000."

powerful gamer moment 😎

3 CasanovaNova 2020-06-04

LMAO dumbass guy

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1 ShemaleSmasher 2020-06-04

Don’t lose so much money that you kill yourself like your brother, man.

1 kikidowndablocc 2020-06-04

Let's see that portfolio since Feb big boi

1 CasanovaNova 2020-06-04

Got slayed on BA puts, but now I’m in gaming leaps soooo...

1 kikidowndablocc 2020-06-04

I've been watching like a peasent since before the crash. I'd have surely made a small fortune, lost it all and merked myself by now so good job lol.

2 CasanovaNova 2020-06-04

Look as long as you have income coming in losses are temporary unless you buy LK Coffee or some shitty penny stock.

GNUS is my current play since as a parent I’m not trusting YouTube after hearing how people put sick content disguised as kids shows. I’d gladly pay for quality content

2 kikidowndablocc 2020-06-04

Exactly why I didn't make a move lol, pandemic fucked me over and have no income rn so I decided not to risk bankrupting myself. The fucking tendies made by some option traders last few months are just stupid lmao.

Also never even heard of GNUS but few searches later I think that's a great position, more and more parents are seeing how fucked YouTube kids shit is now too since so many are home all day with their children.

2 CasanovaNova 2020-06-04

Exactly my logic, Wall Street will Wall Street as always but only brass balls make money.

Personally I’d be long af on Ford and GM too if I could logically spend more of our savings that we keep in cash to outlive this shutdown. That’s just my personal non professional opinion. I’m also long (as you can see) on DLC-Based Gaming as it is wildly profitable. Only selling if suddenly some law makers get smart to how exploitative and addicting DLC is. Or of course if my options are a month away from expiry and I don’t want a fucking margin call.

2 kikidowndablocc 2020-06-04

Doing your due dilligence, my man. If I had a chunk of dispoable income I'd play around with it because I really know fuck all about trading other then a few YouTube video and Reddit lol. Playing long positions seems way more viable too so you aren't freaking out watching the tickers every second.

2 CasanovaNova 2020-06-04

That’s the part I want to change.

Anything you save should be invested. You put that money in the bank, wtf do you think they’re doing with it? Sitting your “cash” around in a vault?

Americans are really dumb at finances. They fall for intraday and can’t see trends.

I once bought NOK $1.97 when they had the Lumia 800 / 920 released. What is NOK’s IP Portfolio?

Holy shit brb gotta buy NOK again

Edit: Sold them $8.~ and my father let me YOLO the portfolio on Cannabis stocks on pink sheets that got squad wiped by Canada’s politics before they legalized.

Learned my lessons early on.

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1 kikidowndablocc 2020-06-04

Oh man, I know so many people (buddie's rich parents mostly) who pilied into the weed stocks during legalization and Canada absolutely dicked distribution and they post losses like every damn quarter, esp Canopy.

First ones free as they say lol

1 SameIPasLastTime 2020-06-04

I’ve been buying discounted calls for 2021. Lots of idiots betting against the economy recovering

1 CasanovaNova 2020-06-04

If the market doesn’t recover your stocks didn’t matter anyways. Cash has no inherent value if the economy tanked. So logically, would B.I.G. Money allow that condition?

Bulls always win. One fucking crash doesn’t change years of cashing gains and living good.

1 oainvls 2020-06-04

buy PHUN.

2 CasanovaNova 2020-06-04

Got some Hanging Dojo’s but product looks solid from a leap POV. Thanks for the ticker will observe.

2 oainvls 2020-06-04

They're doing the mobile metadata solution for the Trump campaign.

2 CasanovaNova 2020-06-04

This is some big brain time. I’m gonna wait for volatility and lower hammers before going in.

Edit: just read the DD. So he’s bailing from Twitter to create a safe space where he can constantly pull a PBS style beg-a-thon for more campaign dollars from his base.

Whether he wins or loses this company profits off of him choosing them.

I BET THE SEC WILL GO FINE ME, BUT COME FIND ME IM OUT AT SEA

2 oainvls 2020-06-04

Also Blythe Masters took over as chair of the board not too long ago. If there's any woman I'd simp for, it's the one who invented credit default swaps and turned down an offer to take over Barclays Investment banking division just to play with Blockchain startups.

2 CasanovaNova 2020-06-04

Just went in on 225 shares, I see the blood in the water from what I’m reading.

Edit: if this pops, what kinda brew do you like? I’ll send you a case.

1 oainvls 2020-06-04

tfw only have 37 shares

I'll buy more next paycheck

2 CasanovaNova 2020-06-04

Last candlestick massive lower shadow. Buyers moving in, thanks for helping me catch the last minute dip.

Any shares are better than no shares 🙏

Gotta love Robinhood instant deposits with no commissions.

2 oainvls 2020-06-04

np bro

1 RashFever 2020-06-04

He bought?

1 theseconddoctor9292 2020-06-04

That's orange faggot.

1 sheepinb 2020-06-04

Like 400$ lmao you’d get more for joining the looters and grabbing yourself pair of nikes ahahah

Or is that the price fluctuation for a single option either way i’d go for the nikes

2 pm_me_ur_badoonkas 2020-06-04

thats the problem with trading u either play small and get change money back or go big and risk ur life savings. u wont have the knowledge nor the connections to make big money unless u finish finance school or some shit, and with that effort u are better off being an engineer or doctor

watch me get downvoted by 23 yo college dropouts thinking being +$150 now means they are the next big thing on wall st

1 NEW_JERSEY_PATRIOT 2020-06-04

STOCKS ONLY GO UP

1 Indrid---Cold 2020-06-04

How do I get into stocks?

1 CasanovaNova 2020-06-04

Buy low, sell high.

1 IamLostsoareYou 2020-06-04

What tips u got for options my dude?

1 CasanovaNova 2020-06-04

LEAPS; paying upfront for the option premium and betting current prices a year from now as if a vaccine announcement won’t make Wall Street go Gangbusters.