Howdy, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi. I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks) I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch embled on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak English fluently, both Texas and Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100% When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil! I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in America!
Couple weeks ago a boatload of Syrian doctors and astrophysicists arrived on the shores of Bongland, I'm so happy to have these amazing people here with me.
There is no "fellow" about it; the rest of Europe aren't your fellows at all.
You do you and let everyone in Turkey into your country and let everyone else do what they want which is turn degenerate Teutonics and their durkadurka pals away at the border.
My grandfather never spoke about the war; he was traumatised by it I guess. He never spoke of the horrors of D-Day or El-Alamein or the invasion of Sicily. But one time... one time... he did talk about the war.
Do you know what he said?
He said "On the day we heard about the fire bombing of Dresden...
We thought of Coventry...
...and we thought of all the dead people there who died buried under rubble, all the people burned alive by fire bombs, all the people blown pieces by buzzbombs.
And we thought, maybe the Germans are suffering just like us; maybe they're in pain just like us; maybe they've lost loved ones just like us.
But then we thought...
Nah, fuck 'em; those cunts voted for Hitler...
We're glad they're dead. And we hope they really fucking suffered before they died."
...and we thought of all the dead people there who died buried under rubble, all the people burned alive by fire bombs, all the people blown pieces by buzzbombs.
Ey man, perhaps you shouldn't have licked france's bussy in WW1 and all would be fine.
Some people think that the Versailles Treaty was too hard on the Germans. Personally I don't think it was hard enough. If I'd been Clemenceau I would have demanded that Germans forgo their rights to wear anything but a ProJared Sailor Moon cosplay outfit. I would also have demanded they change their flag to a picture of Gerard Depardieu with his cock out.
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Howdy, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi. I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks) I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch embled on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak English fluently, both Texas and Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100% When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil! I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in America!
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1 Angela-wangels 2020-06-04
epic post. very relevant
1 neon_cl 2020-06-04
Thank you. I keep up with current affairs
1 I_ShallNotBeForgiven 2020-06-04
I HAD AN AFFAIR WITH YOUR MOM OHHHHHHH
1 _Plague_Doctor_ 2020-06-04
will wingcucks ever recover 😎
1 TopPriority5 2020-06-04
What current affairs? ._.
1 WreckingYourHome 2020-06-04
Hungarians and the Polish
1 dont_stop_themusic 2020-06-04
White genocide is real and that's a good thing
3 banned_user-14488 2020-06-04
This but unironically
1 valuq 2020-06-04
Crakkkas downvoting 😒
1 dont_stop_themusic 2020-06-04
Deux has turned into a nazi safe space😔
Do better y'all!
1 JewSlayerFascist 2020-06-04
Bullshit. There are literally no nazis on this sub
1 King-Kremet 2020-06-04
Well where else are we supposed to go to feel comfy and safe? 🤗
1 erikersjef 2020-06-04
My mom
1 BroughtToYouBySprite 2020-06-04
r/BrapBarn
3 Suittsville 2020-06-04
Cop and see
1 Bobba_Gee 2020-06-04
Im gonna BREXIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT OH MY GOD IM BREXITING OH MY
1 BasedFrenchy3 2020-06-04
Couple weeks ago a boatload of Syrian doctors and astrophysicists arrived on the shores of Bongland, I'm so happy to have these amazing people here with me.
1 QuadNarca 2020-06-04
I wish a Happy Prime Month to all refugees.
1 dmskoy88 2020-06-04
Yes of course we want more refugees. After all we have to top the USA and show the world what an accepting and liberal society we are
To all my fellow euromayos. I'm sorry for my retarded chancellor
1 IsraelDidntSign_BWC 2020-06-04
Never thought I'd die fighting side by side with a German
1 dmskoy88 2020-06-04
First we'll fight side by side, later we'll bash each others heads in, followed by some big fiesta with baguettes and Bratwurst.
Just like the good old times
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2020-06-04
There is no "fellow" about it; the rest of Europe aren't your fellows at all.
You do you and let everyone in Turkey into your country and let everyone else do what they want which is turn degenerate Teutonics and their durkadurka pals away at the border.
My grandfather never spoke about the war; he was traumatised by it I guess. He never spoke of the horrors of D-Day or El-Alamein or the invasion of Sicily. But one time... one time... he did talk about the war.
Do you know what he said?
He said "On the day we heard about the fire bombing of Dresden...
We thought of Coventry...
...and we thought of all the dead people there who died buried under rubble, all the people burned alive by fire bombs, all the people blown pieces by buzzbombs.
And we thought, maybe the Germans are suffering just like us; maybe they're in pain just like us; maybe they've lost loved ones just like us.
But then we thought...
Nah, fuck 'em; those cunts voted for Hitler...
We're glad they're dead. And we hope they really fucking suffered before they died."
1 dmskoy88 2020-06-04
Ey man, perhaps you shouldn't have licked france's bussy in WW1 and all would be fine.
2 mohkohnsepicgun 2020-06-04
Some people think that the Versailles Treaty was too hard on the Germans. Personally I don't think it was hard enough. If I'd been Clemenceau I would have demanded that Germans forgo their rights to wear anything but a ProJared Sailor Moon cosplay outfit. I would also have demanded they change their flag to a picture of Gerard Depardieu with his cock out.
1 dmskoy88 2020-06-04
ngl kinda based. I'd make them an all female country, wearing nothing but sailor moon cosplay.
edit: I meant male of course
1 PootisWarrior 2020-06-04
Shouldnt the flags be swapped?
1 Turbo-Pleb 2020-06-04
Yes
1 nonsiamouguali 2020-06-04
Lmao imagine thinking the baguettes want refugees
1 iamlem 2020-06-04
Ok mom, let me just get the vaseline this time!
1 Depeche_Model 2020-06-04
Ah yes globalisation
1 Depidio 2020-06-04
Francescape when