LARPer thinks a sticky taped cross on her boob means she’s a real medic, big brains of Reddit declare anything happening to m’lady to be a WAR CRIME

1  2020-06-04 by 4thebadbone

105 comments

“Technically it’s actually a crime against humanity”

Bruh

Literally everyone on that sub is terminally retarded.

You can tell this woman isn't a real nurse just by the fact she isn't twerking on TikTok.

Lmao redditors really eager to start the race war

Declaring yourself enemy combatants is the perfect justification for the US to start using live ammunition, tanks, drones and the army and the rules of engagement become pretty much open season. If they want that then let them have it.

lol at the first comment.

“this is why this will continue “

translation:

“this is why we will continue antagonizing the police with projectiles thus the inevitable playing victim when they are forced to get more aggressive all around, continuing this endless cycle”

Wait they actually think this is a war?

Heh. Some of you Deuxcels are alright. Don't come to DeuxCHAT tomorrow.

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You didn't even read it, did you? You just disregarded it because it doesn't fit your world view. You are pathetic, scum of the earth. People present you with scientifically backed evidence showing how the world really is and you disregard it because it is brought to your attention by a group of people you find inferior to you.

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Smelly hippy in swimming goggles is taking LARPing to a new level

Lmao I didn’t notice the Kmart swimming goggles at first

That entire video and I didn't get to see a cop take a baton to that head or mace her.

What a let down, flag that shit as boring AF

They’re not right about it being a war crime, right? There’s just no way

There's no war going on, so no.

How retarded do you have to be to genuinely ask this

You're setting the bar a bit too high for Doctor Poop Sex

Don’t be such a jogger. Have you ever been explicitly taught anything about the Geneva gibberish? I definitely haven’t, and you can never underestimate the stupidity of the modern west

I wrote the Geneva convention

I wrote your mom’s eulogy with my own feces

Hot

NTA

Of course not. It's a war crime if you deliberately and knowingly attack enemy combatant medical stations/field hospitals/medevacs/casevacs. This is not war and it's civillians on both sides (yes cops are civvies too unless they're MP), laws of war don't apply here, it's just faggy soycels being dramatic without actually ever being in a military themselves. Reddit loves to talk how "something is technically a war crime'" when it 100% is fucking not. Even if the cops were military and the bitch was some other military and its war time it's still not war crime since the cops didn't kill anyone or cause any casualties

It's a war crime during a war between two nations, and if those medics are in uniform, and if you try to kill them.

You could still take them prisoner for instance, although nonlethal violence would still be considered in bad taste.

In order for “killing a Medic in wartime” to be considered a war crime, there are certain conditions that the medic him/herself must fulfill.

The medic must be unarmed.

The medic must wear a vest, armband and/or headgear sporting one of the three symbols recognized by the ICRC as symbols granting that medic the status of a “protected non-combatant"

And nobody does that shit, they give medics rifles like everyone else

Medics are allowed to have weapons to protect themselves or the people in their care

And therefor are not covered by geneva convention as a war crime when you blast them since they don’t fit the definition

https://laws-lois.justice.gc.ca/eng/acts/g-3/page-7.html

Article 13 — Discontinuance of protection of civilian medical units

  • 1 The protection to which civilian medical units are entitled shall not cease unless they are used to commit, outside their humanitarian function, acts harmful to the enemy. Protection may, however, cease only after a warning has been given setting, whenever appropriate, a reasonable time-limit, and after such warning has remained unheeded.
  • 2 The following shall not be considered as acts harmful to the enemy:
    • (a) that the personnel of the unit are equipped with light individual weapons for their own defence or for that of the wounded and sick in their charge;

CIVILIAN medical units

True

I think during conscription some people chose to go as medics and not bear arms though. But it's from WW2. And it was mostly a thing in Europe. Germans were pretty decent with medics and ambulances. The japs shot medics, in fact they found those red crosses made aiming easier.

That's when some switched to a green cross, that was better for camo.

I think the last conflict with conscription in the US was vietnam, and they didn't care AFAIK (plus booby traps don't make a difference).

And modern armies mostly deal with disorganized foes that aren't even states, and who don't care about medics.

They’re “Combat Life Savers” get it right smh

Can cops use hollow points?

They do

They're supposed to since they aren't going to go through the target and cause collateral damage

using tear gas is already banned under the geneva convention so if they werent following that by now they probably never will

pray tell, retard, why would the police follow any war crimes convention?

idk

Real heroes wear diving goggles and tape on their tits. 👏

This is actually a 9999999999999 IQ strategy. Just declare all of your soldiers to be medical personnel and the enemy won't be able to attack them. Absolutely brilliant. Can't believe nobody had ever thought of this before.

Treatys prevent this. Medical personal can't fight unless in self defence or the defence of their patient. Of course that's very dodgy, so it often just got droped entirely once real shooting started.

it's all self defense bruh

This is straight up wrong. Medics participate in active combat.

Black sharpie and white tape literally makes you immune from consequences. Don’t believe me? Try it for yourself.

Or call yourself a freelance journalist/photographer

legions of doctors

There has to be a war to be a war crime

Seems that a lot of people have deluded themselves into thinking they're heroes making the last great stand against racism, even if they have to fight a violent revolution to achieve it.

They're acting like they want a civil war or to physically remove the president from office.

In the middle of a pandemic lol.

For awhile, I was wondering if the US elections were going to be overshadowed by the virus this year, but no, those damn elections always become an obsession with people who suddenly only want to talk politics, even in Europe.

I hate election years.

2016 was annoying enough.

Biden isn't a guaranteed win, so maybe this is how they'll try get him into office.

Biden isn't a guaranteed win, so maybe this is how they'll try get him into office.

This helps Trump. An incumbent president during a crisis is almost guaranteed to win.

Also the fact that the people being videoed looting and burning happen to be a demographic that votes Democrat.

maybe

You ain’t paying attention nigga

I hate election years.

Shut up pedo, why do you hate drama

Race war

false.

brb just going to commit war crimes in Serbia

Update?

They have been commited with major casualties

I'm going to the US next year to be part of the Purge!

Have any of these people ever been in a war? Just because it's illegal to attack medics, it doesn't mean everyone in a war gives a fuck.

Have any of these people ever been in a war?

What do you think?

I haven't been in one directly, but even I know that no one gives a fuck in a war about you being a medic.

Have you been in one indirectly? What are you implying?

He’s a drone pilot, Obummer’s finest

Akıncı Bayraktar at your service.

nazi

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thank you for your service

I was not participating as a combatant because I was a kid. A terrorist group tried to force their way into the heart of the country and started an expansion campaign to the North-East, while they had their roots in the South-East. The people in the North never supported these terrorists and they could never catch a hold in our region, but it is a region that is basically 90% mountains, so they still had small operating terrorists somewhere in nowhere on mountains, and sometimes they would try to strike. That is what I experienced and often the locals would fight back and hunt down terrorists in the wild like headhunters.

lol shut up bitch hahaha the adults are talking

Dude I would fucking beat you to retardation if you would face me. You better fuck off.

extremely based

This reminds me of the case in Canada where we paid out 10m to a verified terrorist (and his terrorist family who legit say they want our country to fail) because he got shot as a 15 year old trying to hold down a bunker with other terrorists when the US army was trying to siege it. They threw a grenade that killed a service member. "Wtf you cant shoot that 15 year old that just killed your squad member that's a hecking warcrimerino!"

This is how you end up with actual war crimes.

"Yeah boss, he was dead with a mag dump in his body when we found him"

repent

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Wait what? Souce? I truly didn't think Cucknadians could go any lower

Google Omar Khadr, the US held him captive as a Canadian citizen so our pathetic government had to pay him 10m because he didn't try to extradite him lmao.

You're trolling right, even leafs aren't that retarded

Another leaf, can confirm it's true.

Leafs are dumber than Swedes and even the Swedes are white-flighting out of Sweden now.

Not to mention when you set off tear gas it kinda targets everyone around

"medical personnel" ... Masking tape cross written medic lmao

"In order for “killing a Medic in wartime” to be considered a war crime, there are certain conditions that the medic him/herself must fulfill.

The medic must be unarmed.

The medic must wear a vest, armband and/or headgear sporting one of the three symbols recognized by the ICRC as symbols granting that medic the status of a “protected non-combatant"

You’re forgetting the part where the medic must actually be a medic

Also the part where killing a medic in "wartime" requires a war

Pffft, painter's tape and sharpies are just as good!

coomer

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This isn't even a member of Uniformed combatant formation, and there's no war. Correct me if i'm wrong, but LOAC and Geneva don't remotely apply here.

You are corrected. This stinky hole is under the Geneva forcefield and Christians aren't even being like Jesus right now rofl smdh. Jesus would have taken a big whiff of her stinky cheese pubes while they smoked kush and peyote to heal racism.

This is your brain on pot

The medic, while being unarmed, must also not participate in the hostilities.

Medics can't just go on the frontline, stand in front of tanks, and then make tanks immune to being shot because it'll kill the medic.

But their education about medics probably comes from Team Fortress 2.

so youre telling me that shooting a crossbow at a guy doesnt heal him? sounds like malarkey

Damn, those are some Costco sized bags.

Many countries bomb the Red Cross all of the time.

Frankly, I've always found the idea that killing soldiers before they can to the battlefield is 'wrong' to be extremely bizarre when it comes to war.

muh international law

So me writing diplomat on some tape and putting it across my body might not work. But what about diplomatic immunity

Make a soldier into a medic for this exact purpose, isn't it also a war crime?

that's not a war crime unless you play comp lobbies, just press , lol

"We're helping the rioters and looters, why are you attacking us?"

TRIAGE! on a fucking street protest! does this retard even know what triage means? or just repeats shit she heard on the news?

acting as a medic as a deiciving tactic is also a warcrime so i hope she whas indeed here to help...

but without a declaration of war there are no warcime lmao, that's what you gat GAS! One of the first indiscriminating weapon banned, aaah I fucking love democracy

I’m sure this is a similar “medic” to the one that nearly killed the kid yesterday who had the cut leg by tying a belt around the wound as to make him bleed faster

its only a war crime if your in a war

i dont know why you would want to be a medic in a riot literally the most boring class

Halloween came early this year.