Instead of doing 8m46s of silence in honor of the way Floyd died, I'm going to honor the way he lived and do meth, heroin, break into a woman's home and beat her

1  2020-06-05 by UnalignedRando

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3  GRU_4_YOU_2 2020-06-05

DAS RITE

2  whiteypoints 2020-06-05

Don't forget the Fentanyl. You need lots of Fentanyl.

4  Tardigrade_Sex_Party 2020-06-05

The Fentanyl-American is a growing demographic, with a rich and varied culture

2  UnalignedRando 2020-06-05

They're the ones who have the most abortions. Die the most (mostly by killing each other). And despite all that they're a fast growing demographic. We need better pest control.

1  Tardigrade_Sex_Party 2020-06-05

And despite all that they're a fast growing demographic.

Of course

Fentanyl-Americans are very much a diverse bunch. All are welcome to join the clubhouse, regardless of race or creed

1  UnalignedRando 2020-06-05

Fentanyl was originally pest control for smackheads, but somehow they adapted to it and not thrive.

1  UnalignedRando 2020-06-05

I assume he didn't do it on purpose, and was trying to score heroin in the first place. Because no way I'm doing fent on purpose.

5  Yeetsauce100 2020-06-05

Pussy

3  UnalignedRando 2020-06-05

My heart couldn't take it. I'm not in great shape, not like those joggers (I assume they're in excellent shape since they can afford to do fentanyl every day).

2  tux_pirata 2020-06-05

>not giving pipe to a ratchet on camera

R u gei or what?

0  UnalignedRando 2020-06-05

Shit I actually forgot about that part. You're right, my bad.

2  casteliacitysax 2020-06-05

Nickelodeon really just said they can't breathe

1  SnapshillBot 2020-06-05

Wow, that place is awful! Found them quoting and tagging you there. Also, looks like you responded but they deleted your comments? Seriously, ignore that place. It looks like they just enjoy dumping on things that people enjoy, which is all manner of sad...

Honestly I had no idea that sub existed, apparently neither did she. Then they tagged her over there and... lolcow? Is a thing. It's a person they "milk for lols"; don't ask...

It is way, way, way more toxic than her edit. I think she just edited her post to address her own confusion as to why a group of emotionally stunted folks would do that... but, hey, it's the internet. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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1  Digital_Wraith 2020-06-05

Live stream it all to facebook like a proper jogger would

1  UnalignedRando 2020-06-05

Very risky. I don't have jogger privilege, I can't livestream myself hurting someone and expect the courts to show leniency.

1  Digital_Wraith 2020-06-05

Just get a spray on tan and say you are transracial

1  UnalignedRando 2020-06-05

But then even if I get a lenient sentence I get murdered on the first day in detention (a dude in blackface is the only way you'd unite aryan and black gangs in prison).

1  boyoyoyoyong 2020-06-05

That is truly how you honor someone....Godspeed

1  Albatros_D_III 2020-06-05

This is what he wanted after all. RIP to a real one.

1  frikandel15 2020-06-05

BLACK. KANG.

1  LetsGetSQ_uirre_Ly 2020-06-05

you’d probably enjoy life a lot more than seething on reddit if you did

i’m all for self improvement 🥰

1  UnalignedRando 2020-06-05

It's my first step towards embracing monke.

1  allahsmissionary 2020-06-05

BuT wOuLd He DeSeRvE tO bE sHoT fOr 'PeTtY' cRiMe??

Yes.