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Why are you gay

N

Ps why are you running

🦧

HEEHEHEHEHEHE

Yes, excuse me. I was promised a pretty big check for 'Hope and Change' and despite it being 12 years later, I still haven't received it. I'm always opening my mailbox daily hoping that it's finally arrived. Who can I contact to rectify this?

Vote for me

Anal

Hemlo

Anal

Anal

Anal

Rape rape rape rape

hello

gau

WHY ARE YOU RUNNING

I’m here boys just was having an introspective moment to Air Supply

i am the kek i'm cringin

Cringe harder we need to achieve fission

bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

N

I

sir this is a wendy (meme respons)

Sir this is a Chipotle

1 hour to go

This shit slaps

My neighbors love when I blast this outside not even trying to meme

sir this is wendies!!!

SIR THIS IS PATRICK

haha is that "spong bob" memes :D

my niegh bour threw stone through window to hear !!!! XDXDXD

Le epic may may

uh yes why obama why are you the color of my butthole?

You have yet to have it bleached and kicked by a white woman

r/quityourbullshit

I meant licked but yeah that works too

😝😝😝😝😝

has anyone here played mindustry

Is it like simcity?

Ni

Well no then

OH SHIT LEVEL 2 IS OPEN BRB

shut the FUCK up normie

new fag trolled gottem XD

epic win over 9000

:D

GR8 B8 M8 IR8 8/8

President Obama, why are you gay?

Prostate stimulation while getting oral from your wife is straight long term ETF’s

Anyone ever play Cortex Command?

oh i see

hes obama here

very clever

um let me try

President Obama, whats your official statement on obunga

Thanks Obama

obama more like yo mama

Obama whats the largest object u can wit in ur penishole?

About a 1cm stainless steel rod. Penis sounding is a good way to clear blockages and have an absolute unit of orgasm.

Joe Mama and Dolly Parton. Your argument is irrelevant.

Hey Obama what's your K/D

2.72 according to COD

AAAAUUGGGGHHHH IM CUMMINGGG

obama do you like pewdiepie (meme youtuber(

Can’t beat trump though he hit 100,000 Americans and still isn’t dead

big chungus

he roasted you once called you "soy boy" and
obumm er"

I don’t watch him but I appreciate his relevance.

I mean, what's your KD IRL\

About 1,839,049,927 if I go by how many kids ended in a Kleenex

based

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heckin valid trans chonkerino :)

obama do you support trans rights

I completely do. Transsexuals give us the ability to experience the opposite side so long as we are open minded

dancing Israelis

lavon affair

USS Liberty

r/thatHappened

ok

le cool president has arrived 😎😎

Obama will you be voting trump of Joe dementia Biden in the next election

Obama will you be voting trump of Joe dementia Biden in the next election

Obama will you be voting trump of Joe dementia Biden in the next election

obams cannot vote

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Can I post pics here I just actually got my absentee ballot in the mail

I’m voting Bernie

ok

Ultimate voting yet not voting move

cant read, send it 3 more times so it's understood

If trump wins I get more stock market lows

More time to invest

I get Biden my current positions pop so I still win.

Obama which paramilitary group Should I invest in

Caught between Raytheon and Northrop Grumman

why are you so based?

I’m just a man.

A man who is based.

But is Who on First?

Cmon ladies I’m married

Doesn’t mean you can’t come for a gangbabg

Noted.

Gangbang* sorry I’m trying to finish this case of Guinness

obama do you like trump

I only like that he allows me to buy Ford and GM at these historic lows, and gives my positions enough volatility to chop the whipped cream off the peak to guarantee I dump my options

How did Obama feel bombing whole of Middle East?

oBUMMER

pun intended haha XD

GM ELECTRIC HUMMER 2022 I CANT WAIT

i see

very stute

License plate: FUCKELON

Class of 2024 runnin shi 💯💯💯

have you eaten pickled beetroots obama

Sounds delish may try

lmao

obama

are you larping or are you obama? i think your baiting us

i saw a thread on pol where someone pretended to be obama

it seemt fake

Thanks Putin

this ain't Obama. hes too busy servicing big Mike to get on Reddit

obama, when will you try cock vore?

i am not russian bot

That’s a yikes dawg

This is out of the rules for radicals playbook

No I mean Putin rules us now

oh hi diftboej

We are now Soviet

ORNJ MAN VOLDEMART

They use knees when they can’t shove you out of windows

nah I got many rounds of 5.56 to be Soviet

No

NINO ITS YOUR COUSIN ROMAN LETS GO BOWLING

obama what is your last name?

MAMA

OBAMA MAMA

Lmao I’m so fucked on the markets today if these numbers close

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why are they calling him president Obama?

president war criminal obama

At least I don’t gas innocent Americans thoufh

Unless they're in Syria.

Though*

Obama is black

guys imagine if real obama president seeing this thread

Could be me post retirement using a satirical identity how else did a “currycel” MOG this place

mr.obama, what are your thoughts regarding hot gay men?

that'd be weird

Cum

Obama was gay for pay

Cope

Remember that

He fucked men in his limo

But Trump and Epstein definitely fucked those little girls

Whats wrong with Bussy? Soyboy gussy lover

mfw obama cares so much about systematic racism he did nothing about for 8 years in office

You can thank Bitch McConnell for that

pog

Ok Obama still got fucked in his ass by men

Don’t knock prostate orgasms little bitch

For mohey

Money

Romans had orgies before war

You could never be a Spartan

DRAMA

Your opinions on sex Mr Obama ?

irrelevant

Obama didn’t like getting fucked but he needed the money

That’s what I read in the bews

News

I think it’s unpresidential to get your ass blown out on government property

Epstein.

acab acab acab

poggers

Epstein

hot

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Didn’t

reported

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Kill

Obama

Kill any mayo who commented ob this

Rumple Stiltskin was a terrible man. He was a pervert, a deviant, and more than that - a pedophile. Don’t let his story be told. Stop it at its source

Including me pls

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Mr Obama what is the size of your cock??

Ogres have layers.

omg

fat cock in my ass

why does Obama keep forgetting he's no longer president

fat cock in my mouth

Liberals miss the black guy

Obama isn’t black

He’s indonesian

benis

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Not descended from slaves

Is it gay to nut to traps?

I’d say it’s a mid way point

absolutely

Oh no

haha gay

Only if the trap is top

shut up homophobe

shut up homo

Guys stop being so extreme. Just get married and get a strap on of appropriate size and get pegged. Easy.

Uh yeah, ima fag nigga fuck me in a tesla, nigga rubbin on my thighs wit some ketchup, bitch im gay so you know that i am next up

That sounds reasonable and traditional valued

married to who tho

Do you have big black cock

Obama is black

Hey I don't want to sound racist or anything but hes fucking black

Obama is half white so his cock is probably small

it's not really black

I can confirm

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A nigga who fart in he own mouf, shameful.

Cum semen penis dick balls

What's going on?

wow, what is this?

Obama isn’t black spread the word

We're just talking about Obamas half black tiny cock

He’s not descended from slaves

Lol

Not FBA

obama

I thought he's a tranny

YTA

No that's his wife

obama you sincirely made me simle

Michelle Obama is a dude

a

simp?

smile

Not dying a martyr as George Floyd did, leaving behind an amazing porno

r/wholesome

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goerge flo

Have you watched it

Homie kept a glock in his pants

wholesome moemnt

nah im not cumbrained

ok

I was just wondering if you could rate his cock

Pretty thick, not quite on the level of our friend sitting on the edge of the bed but decent size overall

Nice. Its sad that a man with such a decent cock had to die

really?

thats not safe

why not?

Yeah like out of 10

what if it accidently fired?

he could have died

that would be a tradegy

She* some women just can’t handle big dick

Rip

Try fucking deep and hitting the cervix.

Michelle Obama is hot

She’s a fucking Queen

For a dude

Look at those biceps and tell me that ain't a trap

You just can’t handle having to go deep and long

thats fake news dude

bruh

No "she's" not 🤮

dont tell me you fell for the "4 chan troll"

Yeah obviously I don't think she's a dude

like freddy mercury queen?

whats a 4chan troll?

its like when 4 chan does trolling

But yeah I fucked her

4chan is not your personal army

obama

what is a 4chan?

dank meme sharing site

its very offensive

'effed up memes

boobie

i heard theyre very good at hacking

yeah i think anonoymous hired 4chans

sentient

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comments are fucked lol

?

NTA

ok

how does Anal sex help us win the culture war

lmao

culture war?

based

it helps build character

Bed time guys

My positions are in