Absolute degenerate

Reasons I should be hired at femboy hooters:

I have a fat cock

I've got a fat cock too

Maybe we should rub our fat cocks together some time

Smokey says only you can prevent forest fires

I would love to visit at least once!

Look you retards, when the posts here are basically the same thing every single day and the bot has like 3 different phrases, of course they are going to match up a lot. You idiots post links to anything that matches up with your gay ass drama buzzwords. I don’t get how the circlejerk of regulars don’t get bored of this place but I guess that is because of their incredibly low mental capacity. How many times can you say “dude bussy lmao” without wanted to blow your brains out?

Snapshots:

1. God I wish this were me - archive.org, archive.today

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Dude bussy lmao

What do you mean homosexuality is not a mental illness? That's exactly how any straight boy would act!

You're that guy who is afraid of gays, and is constantly agendaposting haha. Maybe you should suck a dick, I'm sure you'd like it.

Actually, it's the gays who fear me.

Not everyone is a filthy faggot like you. If you don't like my homophobia then you are free to fuck off

How would you like to be fucked off?

Finger in the anus? Frotting? Foreskin docking? Or maybe just a good old fashioned fuck up the bum?

Lame

I didn't have mush time to consider this as someone rammed a length between my cheeks, pulling my groin up to meet him and forcing my head further down the bowl. I felt the lad start pissing over my back and give a couple of grunts. 'Here comes the vinderloo,' he said, and sure enough it did.

A gush of warm sweet smelling shit poured over my shoulders and head, soaking my hair and running down my face. This nearly took me over the edge but the cock in my arse shot it's load at the same time and I was semi-roughly pulled backwards by the legs until once again laying flat on the floor.

'Turn over.' I did so, only imagining the sight I must make. Covered in piss, cum, dirt and shit from head to foot. I dare not open my eyes and was only aware of several loads of cum and piss landing on my body. At the same time a booted foot was massaging my cock and balls trapped in the tight leather pouch. None too gently either.

I could feel it building up and reached down to wipe my hands over my body. With a cry I plunged my shit-covered fingers in my mouth as my back lurched of the floor and I shot time and time again in the pouch. I wasn't even properly hard but it seemed I couldn't stop whilst that foot was pressing my nuts.

Finally I slumped back to the floor only to hear John say, 'OK then. Get some clothes on and we'll go back to your place. We've both got the weekend off.'

I couldn't take a weekend of this. Could I?

Who doxxed me? That's me.

Mee...

Trancel cope.

Femboys are not trans.

You are a faggot.

sorry not sorry

No you’re a faggot

I'm absolutely seething.

Uh

r/femboyhooters

I regret the last 15 seconds

Ok homophobe 😤

I love bara, I just hate sissyfaggots.

Wait, is that a real restaurant?

Edit: nvm, I’m retarded

Yeah you are. Fucking retard.

His username's "Indian Moonlight" which means either he's a young studly first nations warrior in a frock which is awesome or he's a streetshitter which... isn't.

Oh my God I wish nothing but horrible things for these people

Is it gay if reading that gave me an erection

No

femboys are fags news at 11

I am reminded once again to never visit subreddits I do not know before consulting with a friend. I think I have developed a previously unknown fetish, and I wish for the Lord's mercy during this traumatic experience.