Goodbye, DeuxChads. It’s been nice knowing you all. F

1  2020-06-05 by CultistHeadpiece

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I can still save Deuxrama, there is that guy who always follows me who says that I have a white saviour complex, this made me think and I realized that I am the white saviour, and my purpose is to save Deuxrama.

Again, I unironically believe in you sweetie ❤️

🤗❤️

This is the second time I say this as your saviour:

POST FEET.

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Well I've been called part of the QuadNarca Defense Force for some reason, so I guess I'll have to support this too. So whatever, shine on 🤗

Lol, who called you that, I love my defense force 🤗❤️

Just some retard with no appreciation for your high quality bait 😘

You'd only be saving the shell. The soul of this sub will be forever lost.

It was already lost when MDEfugees showed up and ruined the place, I just wish we could go back to the good old days of Deux.

Consistent with the retarded takes for the past week ,10/10 shitposter.

That's why I love Deux, you gotta be ultra autistic to stick around.

I just want actual drama-posting

Yasss queen

Thank you, we're counting on you. We must secure the existence of our subreddit and a future for Deuxchads.

XHE IS THE MESSIAH

QuadNarca has had one hell of a character arc these last two weeks.

It has been an honor lads, godspeed

plot twist its u/mrmarfanman

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I’m not black.

do you really have marfans mr marfan man

Nah. I’m tall, lanky, have shit eyesight and a slightly irregular heartbeat. So I thought I did and I told all my friends I did. Then I got a genetic test and it turns out I don’t actually have it I’m just a tall lanky fuck. But by then it was already my online handle in a couple of places and I thought it had a nice ring to it so I stuck with it. Just rolls off the tongue nice.

Help us start a new c*mtown sub

It’s fine. I don’t think we’re on the chopping block at all. It’s probably going to be r/smuggies and r/tucker_carlson next. I unironically think they’re gonna ban the_donald before they move on to random comedy subs.

Wont exactly miss u retards but i will feel a void by your presence

we'll be working with mods

This spells fucking doom to this site.

But hey, maybe that's a good thing.

Maybe this will finally be what inspires people to find a better alternative to Reddit.

The Wild West days of the Internet must live on.

Question is, what is the alternative? Most freeze peach reddit knockoffs are just filled with magatards and basically all the -chan boards are shit nowdays. Pretty much all boards and forums of the golden age of the internet are dead as well.

They're filled with magatards because all the containment bubbles for said magatards were popped to satisfy the janitorial (and sexual) urges of powermods and cancel crowds.

The illegitimization of freeze peaches on the Internet is one of those things leftoids brought upon themselves, despite trying to shift blame onto the rightoids.

It's just like that whole thing about how the far right can steal symbols like the "OK" sign all by themselves and definetly with no help from the ADL and mainstream media, who brand these symbols as alt-right as soon as Fentanyl Cletus drunkenly uses it in front of his hillbilly friends.

the ppl who say 4chan sucks nowadays clearly dont use it r9k and s4s and vg and mu and bant are exactly the same just with more femboys

Admittedly I havent been actively using 4chan for quite a while, as I mostly use its finnish cousin, ylilauta, that is owned by a total kike

spoiler, it's all owned by the tr*be

😔

jewroshima

I just can't even use r9k. After a certain point "mfw no gf" gets repetitive and as much as I love the occasional good thread it's so difficult to find it.

It's even worse now, now it's just trannys and tranny bait

Nah /mu/ is even worse than before. /trv/ has been invaded by poltards and other idiots

mu has always been retarded but now theyre just more fractured between rightoids and rym trannies

But what if I want to fedpost

That’s what r/all is for

/tg/ is love, /tg/ is life

Empires come and go, but overpriced plastic and cardboard remains.

/sg/ threads were fucking life when Idlib was getting invaded and Turkey started kicking off.

you only can’t find a new home because there aren’t any normies to pill elsewhere, let’s be honest.

Pretty much all boards and forums of the golden age of the internet are dead as well.

I go to one that is still active. Actually, pretty sure it's got exponentially more users than this place (as in the sub, not reddit as a whole), has completely free speech, etc.

Ultimately though people need to let go of the idea that size = good. All good communities are small enough to keep track of at the human scale (i.e, you 100-200 individuals), look at the direct correlation between a niche sub becoming popular and instantly going to shit. Size also guarantees strict moderation, the normies start crying that everything isn't completely shaped to their whims.

pm me that link brother.

😙😙. Gimme a link 😏

Haha you could’ve built a whole community just with the interest off this post. Pm me a link?

i want the link too bro

pls pm

He gave me the link you guys omg it's amazing have you not got it yet??

Pm the link

pm me plox

Ifunny

pm me the link please sir Mong

link please?

PM the link amigo

Please inbox

Please link me as well.

Pm the link, jack.

pm me link and feet pics

You got a link for that?

PM link my good man.

I'm interested, pls pm me (I'm just a lurker though)

Point me in the right way, but only if spicy memes are to be found

Pm me the site please. Also, I wasnt saying size=good, because from my years on this shit platform it has become evident that getting bigger makes subs worse (hell, just look at r/politicalcompassmemes or pretty much any formerly good sub). The problem is that when a community is too tiny, its not going to be active enough.

https://niggasin.space

totally free speech forum run by my e-friend but regs close regularly. I'll try to get some reg codes, PM me.

May I also have the link please?

May I please have the link as well?

pm me the link too pls

Please share broski

Can I get that link please my man?

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Link now.

Link to the forum (and bussy pics) please 😚

Pm please

damn the number of replies here. pm tho

i want the link too bro

may i have the link as well

PM pls

PM that link papi

A lot of chans exist, but with very low usage. Quality is not bad though.

There needs to be a Blockchain-based forum system. It could be built on top of the "BSV" fork of Bitcoin because this fork still has zero fee transactions and also a block size of 100MB which would be enough for text. All Bitcoin forks support general data posts (part of Satoshi's original protocol), meaning you can already post text instead of money transactions. The block size would probably not be enough for pictures though, and certainly not enough for videos. But Reddit didn't support pictures either for a long time. It used to be that people would just link to Imgur.

There would need to be a special browser for such a system, like Tor Browser is needed to browse the tor network. The biggest hurdle would be to get people to install and use it.

If there were mods they would be subverted and if there were no mods it would be fillled with cheeze pizza

There would have to be an association network system. One could flag other accounts that one likes, and only see the posts of those people. Then go through their like-flagged accounts to discover more. Twitter is mostly garbage, but you don't see it because you follow certain accounts. And you can always find more interesting accounts through their retweets and follows.

An additional system could be optional mods. People could be mods and flag stuff for spam, and every user would decide which mods he would trust. Then his personal view would be curated by the flags of those mods.

Or there could be a single feed like 4chan, and you can use the filter list of other users who volunteer to moderate. If a mod became tyrannical, people would stop using their filter list, and the community could police itself that way. I think we should stay away from an account system because that breeds reddit-style popularity contests and tripfagging. Instead it should stay anonymous and wild-west.

Ideally, all systems we can think of should be tried. Let the market decide what's best.

To figure out the most optimal system though we would need to make it so all systems exist in a single platform and pick content out from a database. That way people don't have to go board jumping to find the best system.

the market decided reddit is best though

TW: Seriousposting

The idea of staying away from accounts is one that personally I think is good, but in reality struggles to create a usable system. It can create 4chan-esque chaotic discussion, but it doesn't work for anything that requires identities. Can't form a clan for gaming, can't have a private space, can't block and entire persons content from your feed.

I have spent way to long thinking about how to do this, and so far what I have come up with is:

  • A fully decentralized metadata system (could be "blockchain" based, or it could be based on other systems).
  • Media and content is hosted using IPFS so you only ever need to share hashes rather than full files in metadata.
  • "Users" identified by a pubkey pair (ala bitcoin)
  • Posts are made to a feed which can be subdivided based on topic to an unlimited level, such as used in MQTT topics. You subscribe to a feed to get all of that raw data.
  • A feed should be able to be "claimed", this with be the new system equivalent of a domain name with TLDs. As part of the root metadata of the feed, it would set a key that is the owners signature.
  • To manage a claimed feed, anybody can still drop a file in the decentralized network routed to that feed but the UI will only show signed "posts" by the claimant. You would still have the option to view "raw" feed, but this would be a huge at your own risk thing.
  • The feed manager is a daemon that runs on their server and will sign posts as they are made to say they are "approved", this way they can introduce any level of authentication and authorization to feed posting that they want. If the daemon server goes down, it simply stops updating but no existing content is lost.
  • There should be a simple option to "remod" an entire feed, where is basically duplicates all the posts on the feed to a new one, but this time applies your own criteria for moderation. This provides the ability to revive dead feeds or to essentially fork a community if you don't like the moderation.
  • A forked community should also support maintaining the feed from the original source, so the new community is still receiving the full feed content and simply providing an alternative moderated view. The dramatically reduces mod power of their community while still allowing a community to keep it focused and spam free.
  • There should be some basic proof of work required to post to the feed such that it is not inconvenient to a mobile user but that it prevents mass spamming being too easy.

Ultimately I think most people would end up having some kind of authorization based system to keep spammers out, but basic house cleaning like that wouldn't impart any particular power to the mods because of how easy it would be to move on but keep everything. Janny would be bottom of the barrel where they belong.

To keep spammers out you can have it cost a small amount of crypto every time you post, so that it would be effectively free to post once but very expensive to post a million times. This would have the added benefit of letting the forum be hosted as a coin ledger, where every transaction has an added post attached, so that miners are responsible for hosting the forum in a P2P fashion.

This was my thinking, but I am undecided on how the mining should work, should it be a proof of work, or perhaps a proof of "hosting" and have it tied to replicating media on IPFS (which I think they already do).

The devil is in the details with any system like this, but I think it really has to be the next big step. Small steps can be made with federated systems but the big leap has to be full decentralization.

Check out Status - it’s an ethereum-based implementation of what you’re thinking of but using the Whisper protocol + dApp stuff on Eth. Users generate a wallet and can create and subscribe to different “feeds” or topics which are just public keys. This gives the benefit of allowing private p2p messages because any wallet public key can be a feed/topic, as well as large groups and boards posting to an arbitrary tag.

Fully anonymous + unlimited account creation and the Whisper protocol handles the details of ensuring posting/messaging is anonymous and encrypted. There’s been a lot of work on Ethereum and underlying protocols that can make a real Reddit replacement + everything is open source.

DM me or something if you wanna talk more or collaborate, I’m also a dev.

Thought about this for a long time. I think an invite-only system with admins who are eager to cull entire branches of users is the best option for internet communities.

That or total anonymity with plenty of IP bans.

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thanks?

Twitter is mostly garbage, but you don't see it because you follow certain accounts

I still get a ton of garbage no matter how much I curate my feed soon or later somebody RTs some piece of shit take

Mute the accounts they repost

I do but its a fucking chore

True, not following retards did the trick for me

cunny posters OUT

Apps. From what I recall, the biggest chunk of reddit users are on mobile anyway. Focus on an app, and a makeshift web version. Once there are enough people, a dedicated browser could then be focused on.

Saidit, possibly. ip2 settled on there and are flourishing, amid all the recent drama especially. Most of their content would be met with instabans and turbulent rivers of soydit-tears if posted on reddit. Apparently ip2's are carrying the whole site as of now though. saidit unironically has the highest user overlap with ip2.network according to this data -- ~15(%) versus voat.co with ~5.5(%) on second place.

Here are a bunch of other alternatives: https://www.reddit.com/r/RedditAlternatives/comments/fas4on/list_of_active_reddit_alternatives_50/.

edit - not sure about the share of magafags on saidit, but high, probably.

flourishing

Top posts have at best 20 comments

Bruh literally just one person has to make a new website

4chan isn’t dead, /k/ and /tg/ are alive in my experience . Not sure about the rest, that’s just where I go

9chan :^)

Jannie Jewsch is a faggot and I won’t use anything he runs.

I don’t use 9chan I was just bein a jokester ;) not that I’m a fan of him but what’s your deal with jersh

He can’t stop sweeping, obviously.

i got nothing. pigeon maybe?

Clean my shit jannie, clean my big boy pants, do it now

I want them to free me from this shithole of a site.

This must be the 109th time we've been thrown out.

But remember its NEVER our fault

They just hate us because we're so smart. Now we have to flee to another place again.

where will the Deux Diaspora go :(

we are driven out of our homelands

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Where do we flee tho?

/r/politics welcomes balanced open discussion.

lmao

The Jews were persecuted because they are better than most other races / nations. Being thrown out is a sign of reactionary, impotent fear

check your paypal, goy.

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The age of shitposting is nearing its end

Now comes the age of soylent

Just move your shit posting to Voat bruh

They called in the salaried jannies, so you know things are about to get serious.

The special forces.

In more ways than one.

When they came for r/Coontown, I said nothing for I was not racist. When they came for r/CringeAnarchy, I said nothing for I didn’t like cringe. When they came for r/DuexRAMA there was nobody left to speak for us

Lest We Forget

r/Coontown r/FatPeopleHate r/Clownworld r/Honklers r/MillionDollarExtreme r/CringeAnarchy r/GamersRiseUp r/FrenWorld

Soon to be added:

r/smuggies r/Drama r/DeuxRAMA r/WatchRedditDie r/KotakuInAction2 r/AgainstDegenerateSubs r/HateCrimeHoaxes

Feel free to add to the lists brothers

r/ConsumeProduct

Inshallah

My money is on ConsumeProduct being the next fallen soldier.

I think ConsumeProduct and KIA2 are going to become those "recurring characters" where, in the eyes of the admins, they think something not above board is going on but they don't have anything to act on without tipping their hand too much.

Consumeproduct sucks hope it gets banned tbh

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rip /r/frenworld literally did nothing wrong

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I usually go on r/AgainstHateSubReddits to find quality free speech subs

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Ok MDEgenerate.

I am a jew dummy

Steal a vape pen and murder a toddler for the gone-but-not-not-forgotten r/OpieAndAnthony

GayList^

Let’s just disguise the sub as a chapo sub, we can be just as retarded without having the risk of getting banned.

death to landlords

acab

whats next?

hrt at age 6

HRT for newborns!

george floyd says trans rights!

He also threatened a pregnant woman with a gun so clearly he is pro-choice

This is like business putting BLM over their windows so they're not burned down.

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Yes

Would be a shame if joggers were to peacefully protest this outside of reddit hq

This used to be just r/Drama with less mod pranks intervention and more shitposting, but now it's turned into a Gaza Strip clusterfuck, where the original population and the MDE refugees who were kicked out from 109 other subs compete for their holy land.

Snapshots:

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A fitting requiem for an untimely death. RIP George Floyd.

Based, that knothing guy got the fuck out before Reddit turns full nazi, and got big social justice points at the same time

Maybe he’ll finally get paid for his work now

Maybe he’ll finally get paid for his work now

his wife is Serena Williams and his net worth is $70 million. He can finally be a NEET faggot like he always wanted. but now his position will be claimed by a black fella, so its all good.

Serena Williams? Damn, she probably just fucks him with her clit.

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Tfw not NEET with Amazoness GF

Does Uruk-Hai count as "black?" In that case, his wife could have the job.

her grunts frighten even the bravest of hobbits

Yeah, we're fucked, we hate everything equally. F.

Remember when they essentially put T_D on ice? This is all in prep for the election again. Blatantly obvious.

I for one welcome our new jogger ovrlords. Mayocide 2020, bussy for all subjects.

Just diguise as blacks they cant ban us its racist

nigga ceo

nigga ceo

Nooo! Not the heckin sub we could re create in 40 seconderinos!

Just kidding you guys need to learn from an MDEfugee pro like me

It's simple: Get on the road again. Ahh the life on the open prairie that is migrating to the next destination where everyone pretends to seethe about us although they're doing the exact same thing we have done since the arr slahs emm dee ee shoah! Time to embrace the thing you swore to destroy, or at least clown on, copelords!

What exactly is the point? How do the rules work? Like if we say the nword on bpt do they ban them? Self deprecating racism is still racism. Couldn't people just make up new words to get around the racism? This is retarded

Can't wait for reddit 2

We should petition for a community oversight board to make sure reddit police are kept in check.

Bye everyone

So long and thanks for all the fish. Faggots

Die standing brother😤

Jesus Christ what has the world come to. This will only be motivation to fight harder.

Make the sub private ASAP

Good idea. But also approve active deuxchads to keep it alive.

I’m here because I can’t get in r/drama, if I wake up one day and find out I can’t get into r/deuxrama i will kill myself

Take that as an argument for or against going private, I’m just telling you what will happen

Over for lurkercels

There could be a system of invitation

Just auto accept anyone that asks to join who passes a chapo check, fails a nwordcountbot, and has overall negative karma in default subs.

😂

Let's hope the 'black candidate' is Lil Jon

If anyone in deux has a persistent cough, running a temperature or funky fucked up toes just self quarantine for 14 days. Anyone new coming into the sub should be made to self isolate for 14 days.

Goodbye fellow megachads, it's been real. Eventually I hope to dine with you all in Valhalla. o/

Goodbye brozzers. Let us take the bussy fucking with pride.

Time to head to voat boys. Again.

You guys think they’ll hire Serena and kn0thing will rule as a shadow president?

How is hiring someone based on their race legal

Well, my experience was a short lived one, but I can't say I didn't enjoy it. It'll be good to meet you all again in a different account. For now, though, let's enjoy a toast to the funniest subreddit ever. Thank you, Erik. Thank you.

Persecuted for our bants

Virtual Israel now

cant reddit let us have fun for once

Wouldn't be a problem if it weren't for MDE rapefugees but hey I guess this is it for deux

wow even facebook has better standards nowadays

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Shit, I love so much that I don't see any paid emoji with UBlock origin, they are so cringe.

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We almost had it all. We nearly completely took over this website.

Mods, take this sub private.

We all want a Reddit alternative, yet whenever something like 4chan or some other open public discourse platform emerges and makes a mobile app, Apple bans thier app from the store.

Any Reddit alternative will be smashed by the influence held by the big tech companies that rule us.

Apple bans thier app

what the fuck you need an app for?! You can get like 100 different web browsers and use any one you want.

can someone make a reddit replacement already

I thought “tokenism” was racist

Finally you racists can be banned and put to justice, this sub is a tumor on This overall beautiful website. Good riddance.

Meanwhile you today:

I’m fucking pregnant.

Had sex with my neighbor without protection once and I just missed my period. I went to get a pregnancy test my mom had and it’s positive

FUCK

I feel so small right now I have conservative parents.

Don’t be me, don’t do what I did

I love you guys please keep me in your prayers

The absolute state of r*dditors lmao

You're literally a whore, shut up 😂

a 15 year old whore...

damn who lets these babies on the internet??

Jesus Christ shes retarded as hell, poor family.

Not only are you wrong by any standards of human decency, you're also wrong by the actual fucking dictionary.

vile pozzed gussy

OUT

You have to go back.

How do I get on this? This is an issue that is very near, and dear to r/AskHistorians and we would like to be involved in this.

Ooooh. I see.

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The r/blackladies mod team would like to be involved in any/everything you need help with.

I'm pretty sure AH is the one who got me that letter accusing me of harassment. I may have been dm'ing answers to people's questions because they won't let me post in the sub, but that hardly qualifies as harassment.

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False flag

Wdym

You’re using a new account trying to get this sub banned.

I am just racist. Hate speech can't get you banned from reddit or a community deleted

Glow harder

You guys are paranoid retards

Lib mayo behind that mask

I am a racist Jew