I poop like once every 5 days. It’s abnormal but it has its benefits. In the past at boy scouts camping the elongated poop cycle has prevented me from shitting in the disgusting ass port a potty daily. Cameras in my room have prevented me from beating my meat despite my high sex drive. Also I’ve developed a habit after pooping and wiping I can fap camera free and cum on my toilet seat followed by a refreshing shower afterwards which prevents me from staining my undies and gassing my pants with poop particles and post cum all the while controlling my fap addiction. I guarantee you that my poopin session feel more satisfactory then your daily rabbit drops too, and it’s not even excessive poop only like 5, 6 inchers with the time to time butt pinch bc theyre kind of dry.
Because you don't hang around with the smart / rich ones. There's a place in Ohio called Centerville. Look up the median income and demographic distribution of that place lel.
Incorrect. Most are upper caste only. They migrate from india because 1) they have the resources to, which maximum Dalits don't and 2) this way they avoid heavy competition in india in education and employment, partly due to high population and partly due to high affirmative action reservation
"Only the best of the best of 1.3 billion curries get to move to muttmerica, so we will compare the top 0.000001% of curries to the average amerimutt to show how superior curries are."
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7 SnapshillBot 2020-06-05
I poop like once every 5 days. It’s abnormal but it has its benefits. In the past at boy scouts camping the elongated poop cycle has prevented me from shitting in the disgusting ass port a potty daily. Cameras in my room have prevented me from beating my meat despite my high sex drive. Also I’ve developed a habit after pooping and wiping I can fap camera free and cum on my toilet seat followed by a refreshing shower afterwards which prevents me from staining my undies and gassing my pants with poop particles and post cum all the while controlling my fap addiction. I guarantee you that my poopin session feel more satisfactory then your daily rabbit drops too, and it’s not even excessive poop only like 5, 6 inchers with the time to time butt pinch bc theyre kind of dry.
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3 Hormelcoffee7 2020-06-05
Sentient :D
1 ReallyDryWater 2020-06-05
DESIGNATED
1 428_cobrajet 2020-06-05
4 CaptainMeem 2020-06-05
I, for one, welcome our new curry overlords
3 Gloomy_Carry 2020-06-05
At least they're not joggas
1 R0saParkinsons 2020-06-05
But they are walkas I aways see Indians going for long-ass walks.
1 AutoModerator 2020-06-05
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3 DropoutPhilosopher 2020-06-05
I've never understood this because every Indian i've ever met was a literal peabrain.
6 Sennappen 2020-06-05
Because you don't hang around with the smart / rich ones. There's a place in Ohio called Centerville. Look up the median income and demographic distribution of that place lel.
1 Caladan_Mood 2020-06-05
Is this it?
82% white, 5.3% Asian, 8.2% foreign born, median household income of 71K.
5 HeadhunterSODiv 2020-06-05
Massive cope
3 Hormelcoffee7 2020-06-05
That's because you yourself have a peabrain. You cannot understand the superior metaphysical and mind boggling speech of the average Indian male.
1 TheTrueHolocauster 2020-06-05
Language barrier probably
1 SoCalSurfer88 2020-06-05
They are social peabrains but pretty efficient at desk work
3 hugemongus123 2020-06-05
respect where respect is due, street shitters do be smart.
2 internal_truth 2020-06-05
Indians from the Bramin Caste are quite smart, but the rest are not.
0 Hormelcoffee7 2020-06-05
Most Indians in the west are Sudras.
5 internal_truth 2020-06-05
Probably. The only Brahmin I know is a Christian and a medical doctor.
8 Hormelcoffee7 2020-06-05
He cannot be Brahmin and a Christian at the same time. As he converted, he is now an untouchable and must be put down.
3 internal_truth 2020-06-05
He is Brahmin by birth. Now he lives in the west and has accepted Christ.
1 LomdiOfDalalStreet 2020-06-05
Incorrect. Most are upper caste only. They migrate from india because 1) they have the resources to, which maximum Dalits don't and 2) this way they avoid heavy competition in india in education and employment, partly due to high population and partly due to high affirmative action reservation
1 Hormelcoffee7 2020-06-05
Sudras aren't dalits
1 LomdiOfDalalStreet 2020-06-05
Correct, but they're at the bottom of the hierarchy, and Dalits are out of it. Both are essentially lower caste
2 DeuxChad 2020-06-05
“White” Americans
1 Hormelcoffee7 2020-06-05
La Creatura...
1 428_cobrajet 2020-06-05
La luz extinguido
2 Minecraft_Tryhard 2020-06-05
Nothin personel hebe.
1 Bewbman 2020-06-05
Culture is more important than race.
1 Hormelcoffee7 2020-06-05
That's why mayos will never win. The superior Aryan-Dravidian culture of India will always prevail. We are gods chosen people.
1 Wessex2018 2020-06-05
Culture can’t exist without race.
1 prisonlambshanks 2020-06-05
The Aryan race cannot compete with the DRAVIDIAN BVULL
1 TheTrueHolocauster 2020-06-05
Tamil kings will lynch you 😡🤬
1 Hormelcoffee7 2020-06-05
North Indian women are built for big DRAVIDIAN COCK
1 bonerdude420 2020-06-05
Steve Smith has a higher batting average than Sachin Tendulkar
1 Hormelcoffee7 2020-06-05
Virat Kohli has a higher batting average than Smith (averaged across all formats)
1 bonerdude420 2020-06-05
COPE
1 Hormelcoffee7 2020-06-05
Seethe more australoid
1 One2Throw3Away 2020-06-05
They god damn well better be. Legal immigrants are often the best and most educated people from their own countries.
1 Chikinhok 2020-06-05
But can they poo in the loo?
0 kurina62 2020-06-05
"Only the best of the best of 1.3 billion curries get to move to muttmerica, so we will compare the top 0.000001% of curries to the average amerimutt to show how superior curries are."
1 Hormelcoffee7 2020-06-05
Well top curries are seemingly better than top ricecels and jewcels.
2 AutoModerator 2020-06-05
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-1 HeadhunterSODiv 2020-06-05
Iq means nothing about intelligence
8 NumerousEvent 2020-06-05
COPE
-1 HeadhunterSODiv 2020-06-05
Iq is unrelated to intelligence. Cry more.
1 autistiKeK 2020-06-05
Seethe harder rightoid. Go buy some reddit gold to give cash to your Asian overlords.
5 Abnobaa 2020-06-05
True, I have 76 IQ but I'm very smart 😃👍
1 HeadhunterSODiv 2020-06-05
U probably are
1 Hormelcoffee7 2020-06-05
Seethe
1 HeadhunterSODiv 2020-06-05
If u want to seriously talk bout this we can
2 goblincocksmoker 2020-06-05
ok lets talk. you’re wrong. okay im done talking.