You know how certain species of redwood tree require wildfires to sprout? American business occasionally requires black people to torch their own communities and old businesses so that new businesses can come in and grow. It's the circle of life, and the market is responding appropriately.
Also, the "defund the police" movement that liberals are pushing right now is most likely going to result in privatized police services with zero public accountability. Invest in security firms like Wackenhut.
Imagine libs cheering the mass firing of all the schlubby donut eating American cops only to see them replaced with a bunch of psychotic IDF/Mossad trained military vets working for some shell corporation operating from an offshore tax haven.
You don't have to imagine. I can't think of many private security firms with enough trained personnel to cover the area that Minneapolis will need to cover. However, I can think of plenty of private armies with veterans who decided they would rather be armed mercenaries than civilians. Anyway, I forget the last time that private armies were credited with being so good at kindness in the face of hostility.
Only if each incident becomes a racially charged media spectacle. Make sure that the person doing the killing is wearing a MAGA hat and looks like Ed Norton in American History X, and the incident is recorded on video. Also, for maximum drama, ensure that each black man secretly has a history of a dozen violent felonies and drug convictions, that way the rightoids will be guaranteed to double down on racism. If we follow this plan, we literally advance to a post-scarcity futuristic utopia with 1200% GDP growth.
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3 goblincocksmoker 2020-06-06
thanks george
3 LindseyGrahamRanch 2020-06-06
If Donald Trump performs an aztec style blood sacrifice of a black man on live television in the name of Moloch, we'll get to 25% GDP growth
2 low-info-upvoter 2020-06-06
what about OJ Simpson acquittal?
2 LindseyGrahamRanch 2020-06-06
You know how certain species of redwood tree require wildfires to sprout? American business occasionally requires black people to torch their own communities and old businesses so that new businesses can come in and grow. It's the circle of life, and the market is responding appropriately.
Also, the "defund the police" movement that liberals are pushing right now is most likely going to result in privatized police services with zero public accountability. Invest in security firms like Wackenhut.
2 joyhammerpants 2020-06-06
Oh man, that would be so fuckin funny.
3 LindseyGrahamRanch 2020-06-06
Imagine libs cheering the mass firing of all the schlubby donut eating American cops only to see them replaced with a bunch of psychotic IDF/Mossad trained military vets working for some shell corporation operating from an offshore tax haven.
1 PropagandaPiece 2020-06-06
You don't have to imagine. I can't think of many private security firms with enough trained personnel to cover the area that Minneapolis will need to cover. However, I can think of plenty of private armies with veterans who decided they would rather be armed mercenaries than civilians. Anyway, I forget the last time that private armies were credited with being so good at kindness in the face of hostility.
1 assassin_is_born 2020-06-06
Oh man I sure wish I could invest.
I'd either be a millinaire or have faked my death by now
2 UnalignedRando 2020-06-06
Do those numbers stack up? Like if we went and shot 30 joggers we'd have an unprecedented economic boom.
2 LindseyGrahamRanch 2020-06-06
Only if each incident becomes a racially charged media spectacle. Make sure that the person doing the killing is wearing a MAGA hat and looks like Ed Norton in American History X, and the incident is recorded on video. Also, for maximum drama, ensure that each black man secretly has a history of a dozen violent felonies and drug convictions, that way the rightoids will be guaranteed to double down on racism. If we follow this plan, we literally advance to a post-scarcity futuristic utopia with 1200% GDP growth.
2 UnalignedRando 2020-06-06
Hard to find 30 of those people who look like Norton. Now if you want obese boomers and toothless rednecks, it's easier.
You could take a black man at random and chances are he'll meet those criteria.
1 LindseyGrahamRanch 2020-06-06
American History XXXXL
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1 aj_thenoob 2020-06-06
Actually wtf my Robinhood is now at 50% gain after months of straight L's
1 WatermelonFreeze 2020-06-06
The sun god requires blood sacrifice every once in awhile to ensure a good harvest