The absolute state

1  2020-06-06 by throwawayaccount_34

49 comments

Heh. Some of you Deuxcels are alright. Don't come to DeuxCHAT tomorrow.

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Everybody that needs money has vague chronic pain.

Yeah, what kind of bodily trauma could cause chronic pain in a young trans woman?

D I L A T E

Being part of the 59% is eternal pain

A never healing hole probably

The pain of being suffocated by the upper class, comrade

I got this thing with my leg, bro. I got these pills bro, I can't do $500!

needs money yet is buying a macbook

Well, she is a woman

pay the reparations goy

Why do they always want macbooks? "I need a computer and I have no money, so I'm gonna get the most expensive, least cost-effective one on the market"

Just checked: cheapest model is $900 for a 13 inch display, an i3, integrated graphics and 256GB of storage. That's hilarious - I'd expect those specs from something half the price.

Just check the pawn shops near your local family court building. That's where guys sell their good stuff to stay out of jail. You can pick up a mac for under $200 easy.

yah but they'll have dried semen under the keys

If it's saving money why delay the inevitable?

Nice, free snacks with your laptop

Gives it the satisfying tactile crunch of a good mechanical keyboard.

cherry popper mx white switches

You can get a decent used chinkpad for 50 over there

If I was in gringoland I would be swimming in cheap electronic shit

I've seen gaming PCs that cost less than that.

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You're forgetting that they don't care about specs and want to use the Apple®™ brand as a virtue signal cuz Tim cook is a faggot.

good laptops are cheap as shit nowadays you can buy a 300 dollar dell from bestbuy that will do everything you could ever need

Because they are consoomer as fuck and need validation in the way of [BRAND]

BLACK LESBIANS AND BLACK TRANS WOMEN:

our backs are hurting from carrying the lgbtq+ community on our shoulders for all these years.

How do these liberals not get tired of this shit?

I have lumbago, it’s a very serious medical condition.

How have we gotten here? How have we fallen this far?

You don’t seem happy with your astrology prediction?

She said I’d experience good fortune in the next few weeks, but that’s such a Scorpio thing, so I don’t buy it

You just got a bigMac prediction. A true Scorpio would totally fleece you whilst making passionate luv to ya! Worth it tho.

I let satan decide my luck

Someday I might try this out just to see how much money I can scam off these losers.

Translation: I am an useless delusional piece of shit with no job and a desire for luxury shit I dont need, now give me money

Felt bad for her until the MacBook lol.

My sweet darling... I do miss you darling one and I want to feel your soft cool face coming out of that mass of pussy fur like I did last night.

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She seems like a Pisces. 😌💅🏿

Woww sweaty I can smell scorpio from here ahahaa posts on t_d not surprised! I bet you like spray tan, pathetic.

The American revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

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Try to kill yourself. Blame the TERFs.

Wrist check

I should try this scam sometimes.

With some minimal effort I can be a troid jogger on the internet too.

It honestly seems easy as fuck to grift twitter leftoids, literally just larp as a tranny and you can beg for money

Hmmmmm. Maybe I misjudged you, wite wman. Maybe you are not the worst...