Snappy pls

1  2020-06-06 by ballrot

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Hell hath no fury like a suburban soccer mom cucked, I guess.

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I imagine laying on the ground of a farm and 3 cows come to take a nice steamy cow dump on me I derive pleasure from this of course and stay awhile A bit later I try to get up but.. it’s to heavy I pull myself up and jerk my body repeatedly but to what use the cows look at me smugly and VISIBLE farts fill the air making just an orb of stink while I’m buried under their slimy giant turds I wiggle more and more and the cows keep pooping and scatting and dumping and logging Giant squishy smelly cow manure all over I slowly get buried my whole body submerged.