Why did swords ever go out of fashion as riot control tools? Point a gun or truncheon at a crowd and some dumbass will force you to use it because they think your bluffing. But (virtually) no-one would impale themselves on a police cutlass if only they were issued.
1 2020-06-06 by thowaway_throwaway
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2 SnapshillBot 2020-06-06
Ball cleveage shorts should be a thing.
I feel like society is ready.
I can imagine all sorts of cool outfits that show off my ball cleveage, for the office, for the pool, weddings and any sort of occasion.
Wearing ball cleavage shorts will allow us men to use our assets to flirt with women who are in power in hopes of gaining some unfair advantage over those who are less endowed.
There would be "wonder shorts" which push the balls up front and accentuate the cleavage. Like diamonds on a pedestal.
There would be a little hole in the shorts to let the ball cleavage poke through
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1 boyoyoyoyong 2020-06-06
Police pikemen when