Stacey’s Law

1  2020-06-06 by Qappers_the_goat

192 comments

What if you... clicked my link to DeuxCHAT... Haha just kidding...

Unless...?

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When her holes are her only value the only thing she can do in an attempt to attack you is to say that you won't get access to them or are not equipped to fill them properly.

Most foids are nothing more than biological support systems for holes after all.

Women have more value than just a series of holes. But you men, your value is based on your access to said holes.

The real blackpill ova here

You could be a billionaire who cracked the key to nuclear fusion, but what’s it all for if you still can’t get any?🤷‍♂️

If you’re a billionaire and can’t get laid you should eat a bullet

YTA

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Even Weinstein could do it!

The nuclear fusion could easily power some sort of unstoppable death ray.

lmao when did this become an incel server

Become?

I see your point but it's literally impossible for a wealthy man to be an incel unless he has the plague or emits lethal levels of radiation.

artificial wombs will be the beginning of the end for females in our species.

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this comment sounds like small dick energy. Have sex incel

EDIT : downvote me if you support female sex workers

no

sounds like what a small penis INCEL would say

And?

I will, with a femboy 😎

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Then hold still sir, your first dose of hormones is here

Big yikes sweaty. Point to where the incel hurt you

Dilation time

Friendly message for you fellow AHS user :) Also sarcasm you fucking retards get the fuck out every DeuxChad gets an upvote.

shut the fuck up incel who tf cares about AHS. You right wingers are so desperate to add this sub to your banned stack of shit. I swear right wingers have become worse than the faggots of chapotraphouse

Lmaoooo looks like I hit a nerve habe sex with bussy incel

cracker mayo fragile white redditor male rapist nazi

Check what sub youre on bubby

🙈🥳🤓

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Lmao I can smell the ass burning from the screen.

I'm scared of sex.

Scared of going to hell for premarital sex I mean.

"Just because a woman has slept with alot of men, doesnt mean her vagina is loose, that's not how vaginas work you fucking incel virgin, i bet your penis is so small, because I dont like you and your opinion sweaty 💅🏾💅🏾"

Every promiscuous femoid:

Stop slut shaming me

Your penis is small lol

Who hurt you incel

I never got the looseness thing though, why are people so against the idea that some women just naturally have looser or tighter gussies?

By this logic, anyone who’s in a long term relationship with one guy from their teens should have roast beef spilling out of her by age 20?

🤦🏻‍♂️ So we can shame dudes for having small dicks, but we cant say shit about womens vaginas?

Size matters. Pussy size matters.

Hey I’m not talking about shaming people, I’m talking about the idea that sex stretches out v*ginas that’s been disproven completely. It’s the equivalent of all those rumours that jerking off shrinks your pp.

retard

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Fair enough. I didn't read your comment carefully enough. I agree with your original statement.

jerking off shrinks your pp

Can confirm. :(

name checks out, lovin' those BigMc pssies

t. Incel with a smol peepee

What does “t.” mean Jew Chad?

Finnish abbreviation of sincerely

Better incel than a simp.

This is a shitty hot take but you can't be an incel until you try simping. You are voluntarily forgoing your last option to get laid. Therefore they would be voluntarily celibate and have a higher moral standards.

Not really. Being a simp might get you just a crumb of pussy, which is enough to keep the average simp going for months (if not years).

Being an incel puts you at the genuine bottom of humanity’s totem pole. You could be a software dev on 200k, you’re still lesser than the poor and wretched. You’re a sexless loser. Even the homeless are above you in the pecking order, cos God knows they fuck like rabbits.

sounds like cope to me

My comment hit a little close to home for ya, champ?

Ask yourself, would you rather have 200k or a crumb of pussy?

Why would I ask myself that? I don’t have to make that choice by virtue of not being a loser.

I hate all singlecels anyway, you’re all simultaneously incels and simps to me.

Let’s come together and say being either is not an ideal situation. However those who fight for crumbs of vagina are more than likely to be boring and total fags. unlike incels who will atleast be able to sperg our and be able to contribute something of value, or just be a total lolcow. You are not funny and there for can lick my poop you fart head 🤣💀

total lolcow

Ok I see this perspective tbf

I would rather spend the rest of my time being the dirt of society than letting my dignity smashed under the heels of an arrogant cunt for once-in-a-year starfish sex(average marriage in 2020).

lmao just have sex holy shit

I would if I could, pointless statement.

Lmao I’m not surprised you’re an actual incel

Honest question, how does it feel being so physically inadequate that you can’t even fulfil your biological purpose?

And what are you basing your opinions of marriage on? It never even began for you with women, so you’re obviously getting nuggets like “starfish sex” from what I assume to be a crippling porn habit.

This poster has a vagina

No, just one of the 3% of men on this site who aren’t anemic, s*xless blobs

First of all checking someone's post history to come up with shitty ad hominems is r*dditor behavior. Secondly:

Honest question, how does it feel being so physically inadequate that you can’t even fulfil your biological purpose?

It feels like shit. What kind of answer do you expect to this question?

And what are you basing your opinions of marriage on?

Statistics, observation, research. Do I need more? Just look at divorce statistics.

First of all it takes 10 seconds and we’re all r*dditors here by definition, sweaty.

Secondly, I just kinda want to make you feel bad for being such a hopeless p*ssy that’s already rolled over and given up on life.

Thirdly, literally just don’t f*** the first easy, low-quality g*ssy that comes your way and you’ll be fine.

Secondly, I just kinda want to make you feel bad for being such a hopeless p*ssy that’s already rolled over and given up on life.

You can't really affect me in anyway by acting like a soyboy, sweaty.

Thirdly, literally just don’t f*** the first easy, low-quality g*ssy that comes your way and you’ll be fine.

Thanks for the detailed, thought provoking, convenient advice sweaty.

Oh sorry, your total lack of social skills isn’t your fault, I forgot we blame it on the few millimetres of bone💁‍♂️🤦‍♂️

If you make 200k, you could be a burn victim and you'd still be able to land puss tho.

If y’all know Mira on twitch, she literally started talking about penis size when talking about blm and all that crap

watching streamers

watching streamer thots

Never post here ever again

I don’t I promise pls don’t ban me daddy

Literally just accidentally clicked on her while waiting for the next map in a csgo tourney

Lying is more disgusting than simping 😤

You watch people play video games you fucking loser?

It honestly disgusts me how socially acceptable it’s become to watch people play video games for fun.

The only excuse for watching someone else play games is you’re waiting your turn, or you don’t get a go cos you’re the youngest and therefore the lowest on the totem pole

Jimmy Kimmel, may Allah strike him down where he stands, put it best.

"Watching someone play video games is a double waste of time."

It honestly disgusts me how socially acceptable it’s become to watch people play video games for fun.

Do you feel the same way about sports?

Because playing the same game as the streamer is equivalent to organizing a sports match outside. Really nigga?

No? If its stupid to watch other people play games, why is it not stupid to watch other people play sports?

Because it takes all of 20 seconds to start playing a game compared to the time investment to play sports with other people while having the necessary equipment.

What if you dont have the game? Or youre watching a pro play because you learn a lot by watching them?

I dont even watch streamers. But people who think watching streamers is stupid, while seeing no problem with watching sports, are retards.

Recently yeah cause I bet on them

Yeah I know this is a waste of time and money but I’m just a retard trying to entertain myself instead of fixing myself (

that's worse than politicians and corporations watching soldiers kill each other.

m1r4 🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮

KGB monkaOMEGA

Wait, that hoe is streaming in English now? Tf

She did a lecture in Russian today about how racist her Russian viewers are and how they need to change since they were unsubbing from her for supporting blm but the rest was in English

Lmaoooooo, hoe btfo. Whatever, you can take her lol.

She did a lecture in Russian today about how racist her Russian viewers are

That's some new trend for some reason. Like there were always such bloggers and shit, but now they're ALL doing it. They started it around the time the Floyd thing happened, iirc, not sure though. The weirdest thing is that they're not so quick on leaving, even though there are quite a few affordable countries they'll like more than Russia

Imagine being Russian and giving a shit about BLM.

Dickcel cope

Why does everyone care about dick size so much. It’s not like anyone can help it. Shit on brap hogs and skinny faggots all day. But small dick gang? They never did anything wrong

Cope

I most likely have the biggest dick in this thread. I had to recently stop a lady friend from talking about it because I genuinely take no pride in it. I could have just as easily been born with lil PP. and then what? Just because my dick is big my opinion matters more? That’s fucking retarded

I'm 6'4. I immediately disregard anyone's opinion if theyre not AT LEAST 6'2. It's called having standards, sweetie.

Well I’m 6 even so then I suppose you’ve got me there

But just so you know, it’s “Sweaty”

Shut it manlet

Rude

Seethe

Hey man I’ve got a Napoleon complex and this is hurting my feelings

I dont know what that is and I dont care enough to look it up tbh

Umm yikeserino, not my job to educate you, sweaty ;)

Education is for nerds. I'd rather fuck bitches.

Same fam

Unfortunately im both retarded and a virgin

Reject modernity, embrace bussy.

Oh, sorry. Well I believe in you

Manlet. Anyone under 6’7 is a manlet sweatie

I’m 6 foot on the dot, lanklet. How’s the weather up there, retard? I disregard anyone taller than 6’1. Enjoy hitting your head on doorframes, IDIOT. Enjoy not fitting in cars. I’ll flourish in a world that was made me for.

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being from a manlet country

how do you respond if someone asks your size? i feel like so many guys lie about being 7+ as a default but i dont want to be lumped in with them. if i had 5.5 i would just say that because it seems alpha as fuark to not care and be honest

Clearly just whip it out and let the hoe measure for herself

Send a dick pic

yeah but if you are talking to your homies in a homiesexual ways i mean, cant do that really

ok sent u one baby

Goddamn it’s tiny. And why is it green?????

u just havent seen a real man before thats why

I find something to compare it to. In person, if someone genuinely wants to know, I show them my wrist. It’s about the same size. When not in person, I just say about the same width as an iPhone.

about the same width as an iPhone

So your cock is roughly 16 inches in girth? Is that what you're telling me right now?

He’s an elephant

Tf? No lmao. I mean if you slap it on an iPhone it covers up the screen

Did you really just do the math on that? Haha

That's what I mean.

Impressive math. I took 3-4 inches and multiplied that. I'll show you my work if you can't keep up.

That’s all well and dandy but an average iPhone is 2.6 inches wide

Ahhh. That seems more plausible

Do girls complain about your size?

seethe

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What

My ex once said she broke up with a guy because his penis was too big. The pain was unbearable, so I am asking did some girls find it non manageable from how big it is?

Nah. I’m not some freak of nature. Just a regular dude

Dongoloid oppression

> skinny faggots

:(

I used to be like you. But I wanted to change so I did. You can make it if you’ll put the effort in

Sure, I'm trying.

This community is so wholesome 😘

I can give you a shake recipe that will give you more calories than you’ll ever need

I’ll post it anyway

1 ripe ass banana. 2 servings of chocolate protein powder. 1 scoop vanilla ice cream. 2 tablespoons of ovaltine. 3 table spoons of peanut butter. 2 table spoons of olive oil. 2 table spoons of honey. 10 almonds. And enough whole milk to make it drinkable. Blend and enjoy.

(Unless I've spent too much time on deux and not reading too much into your phrasing)

Sure you've got a link? Thx

I edited my comment with the recipe. No link, it’s my own shake, and it is quite delicious

I can now be a brap boar 🥰

Olive oil??

Extra healthy calories and you can’t taste it

watch greg doucette hes a wholesome yelling boomer on youtube im addicted to his goofy ass health videos

also he roasts retarded health youtubers with no remorse

nice, will check out

Big fan here of Mister Doucette

Zeeeeeeeeeeero chance you don't like

you mean Dr. Doucette

Doc Doucette :-)

Dicklets aren't people

Why must you be so mean

Umm sweaty just pull on your dick, it's not that hard. No excuse for dicklets

6.72"
my DMs are open

damn bro u really got it down to the tenths

i use calipers i'm not fuckin around

chad

I think these come from soyboys that get laid some time with some hogs and therefore consider themselves better than incels.

laid sometimes

You’re giving them too much credit

Too much Reddit

It’s because women aren’t used to accountability for their actions and their only power since they’re old enough to sprout tits is the power to dictate sexuality.

In a scenario where there’s no chance at sex(like online banter) and they have no actual point they’ll bring up depriving you sex because that’s their only weapon.

You and I both know that most people who are debased enough to use things like that in argument are trannies.

I think it's kinda telling how every single "female" I've met online is a tranny, and not regular women. I've seen very few actual women but I've seen a lot of chicks with dicks. You'd think that they'd have similar actions to women and would mirror how there aren't a lot of them online.

Lmao imagine thinking this

Massive cope

Stacey's lawhas got it goin' on.

Do people actually care about penis size? what is this, some kind of monke zoo?

Yeah by experience I can tell vajayjay aren't 9 inches deep so what's the point

When you have to plow through 5" of fat because she isn't flexible enough to spread her legs far enough, big dick energy matters. See r/FemaleDatingStrategy

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yes. there is an inherent feeling of manliness and masculinity about big dicks with big balls. on top of that, i’ve found that guys with big dicks are more confident and can be smug and sexy in bed. small dicks are honestly gross and a huge turn off

Reproduction monke brain like big penis. So this is actually a monke zoo lol

yea. same with why guys like tits and ass. we’re all monke

gay

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Yeah but most women who complain about small dicks have nothing to offer themselves

Show me your butthole with time stamp NOW.

You can’t shame me

t. Proud owner of a small pp

That's not what her mom said tho.

it is really the only attack femoids have, and it is all projection. they know their only worth is a hole, therefore a mans only worth is his dick.

If you support free speech, you must support people pinging other users. It's completely legal speech. If you won't defend pinging as free speech because you or someone else finds it disgusting, then no speech that you or anyone else views as disgusting is safe.

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she got dem dick suckin lips

You know, these kinds of insults become a lot less meaningful when you’re not a fucking virgin.

listen stacey even if I have a 2 inches penis i can still kill you with my bare hands

ElliotRodgerWasRight

Is there a Karen’s Law?

Will be made and posted tomorrow. At optimal time for karma whoring of course.

This is the Way

Incel meme 😪

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Might be gay, but I would let her suck my nugget

Lmao smalldicks mad again?

Wait are there actual incels on this board? Guys go outside and have some fun. Make some bad decisions for Christ's sake

My bad decision is to wallow in self-pity and post on substitute /r/drama subs 🤗

Based and blackpilled

Cringe

There are a bunch of shortcels and coomer rapefugees here along with consumeproduct kids, it's full with unironic incels

Is a shortcel just a short guy?

Edit: I'm short but idk if that makes me a shortcel. I definitely think I've been denied pussy because of the shortness. I honestly attribute my ability to get laid to the fact that I was on drugs for most of my youth. Idk if I condone going out and getting fucked up, because it ruined my life several times over. But the breakdown of inhibitions definitely gives me the confidence to talk to women.

Idk what advice I have for incels, other than that women are simple-minded and easy to manipulate. It's really a process of trial and error. Lower your standards and expectations and you'll find it easier to find a woman. I would say I'm a 5 on an attractiveness scale. I might be able to date up to a 6 or 7 but I should really be setting my sights on the 3s and 4s. The game is weighted in favor of women, so you have to adjust accordingly.

Definitely don't go get a whore, because it's not worth the money. You just need to find yourself an ugly ho, lol. Don't take yourself so seriously. "men suffer over something the gods created for fun"

Yes

It also was a sub

Where's the nearest protest? It's coofing and loofing time

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frig urself