Anyone else sick of redditors acting like they knew this guy and his thoughts and feelings? I mean from what little background they're letting out about him he was a violent excon drug addict that was doing questionable stuff. I'll go on and say with that info he probably would have been out burning shit and stealing Nikes during this shit show
They're both lame and have awful takes on everything. The best was easily that guy on r/drama whose name was like something rethuglicans and he never broke character or failed to make people seethe. I still donno if it was an elaborate larp or an AI in a lab just spitting out leftist hot takes. I know he got me a few times.
You just said you would laugh at the eternal suffering of people you disagree with, and you think you deserve to go to heaven? Whatever happens after death the only thing I wanna spread in my life is love and compassion.
He his on withdrawal from every drug he took, and is faced with a pure mountain of the purest heroin, only every time he grabs a handful it turns into a pile of job applications in his hands.
See, I think Floyd is like Khan in Star Trek where Captain Kirk could have took him back to Earth and put him in prison but what he really wanted was to live on a savage planet full of meth and hookers and no reprecusions for beating up women.
Big Floyd is better off this way. I mean, yes if he'd gone back to jail he would have probably turned out some skinny fucker and made him his bitch and we all know how easy it is to get drugs in jail but really, like all of us, what he really wanted was to fly in space and going to heaven is kind of like going into space. But space like the space in Star Trek cos it's totally implausible and nothing makes sense like the way all the aliens just look like us except they've got pointy ears or fucked up foreheads and apparently their junk is the same as ours cos Spock had a human mother and a Vulcan father (although some people have speculated about what alien cocks look like and I guess that's pretty fucked up). Anyway, if you think there's any kind of afterlife where you wander around going "oh, that's nice... I think I'll go visit my dear friend Tolouse Lautrec this afternoon" then you're a child. The afterlife is probably a swirling, terrifying vortex of souls dragging us ever deeper into a void of nothingness when the last.of your synapses stop popping and you fade out forever.
And that's what happened to George Floyd when that policeman leaned on his neck. And that's what's going to happen to you too.
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More than 100 stealth egg attacks baffle one Euclid homeowner and police (photos and video) EUCLID, Ohio -- An 85-year-old Euclid man's home has become the target of mysterious egging attacks that began in March 2014 and haven't stopped. The continuous onslaught of eggs has baffled police, neighbors and local government officials who have tried and failed to identify the source of the attacks that have ruined the man's home and kept his family on edge. "The accuracy is phenomenal," Albert Clemens, Sr. said. "Because almost every time when it's nice weather and they launch five or six of these at a time, they almost invariably hit the front door." Clemens green two-story house sits on the corner of Wilmore Avenue and East 210th Street. He and his wife bought the home as newlyweds about 60 years ago. Though his wife has since passed away, Clemens still lives there with his 49-year-old daughter and 51-year-old son. The house has been pelted with eggs several times a week -- sometimes more than once a day -- for the past year. The attacks always happen after dark and last around 10 minutes each. The family has been awoken as late as 2 a.m. by what sounds like the crack of a gunshot against the aluminum siding or front door. Clemens and police believe the eggs are being launched from a block or two away. The siding on the front of Clemens' home is destroyed, splattered with dried egg residue that stripped off the paint. Other than a few rogue eggs that hit nearby homes, no other neighbors have been targeted. "Somebody is deeply, deeply angry at somebody in that household for some reason," Euclid Lt. Mitch Houser said. Winter offered a short respite for the family, as the egging became less frequent during the cold weather. But both Clemens and police anticipate the attacks picking back up as the snow and ice thaw. An unsolved mystery Euclid police have not taken the investigation lightly. They've spent a year doing undercover stakeouts, canvassing the neighborhood and even sending eggshells for testing. The department's entire community policing unit was dedicated to tracking down the eggers at one point. Officers respond quickly to every egging call at the home -- which is less than a mile from the police station. Both Clemens and detectives are at a dead end when it comes to suspects. Clemens had suspicions about a young man across the street who confronted him a couple years ago and asked him to stop calling police about suspicious activity in the neighborhood. Clemens said that he had started calling police more often as he noticed more crime -- mostly suspected drug activity. Another neighbor Clemens suspected was ruled out when officers saw him standing outside as an attack occurred in the presence of police. Investigators have taken several different approaches to nabbing the eggers, including installing a surveillance camera on the house. Detectives even collected some eggshell samples and tested them in a crime lab. The eggs were traced back to a local Amish farm, but the trail ended there. Clemens says the culprits either have access to a large supply of eggs or are stealing them from businesses that throw them out when they go bad. Detectives have followed this thread, visiting local restaurants and businesses asking about missing eggs. They've also tried collecting fingerprints from eggshells, but Houser said that's an impossible task. When an egg breaks, it releases proteins that destroy DNA. Officers have gone door to door questioning neighbors and handing out fliers. Nobody has come forward with any tips. "The person or people who are doing it have remained very tight-lipped apparently," Houser said. "I would imagine it would be hard to keep a secret of something that had been done hundreds of times and for nobody to step forward to talk about it." The guilty parties don't appear to be intimidated by police interest in the case. An officer last year was taking a report when a barrage of eggs was launched at the house. One hit him in the foot. Houser said he's never seen this level of vandalism in his 20 years of police work. It's frustrated the whole department, which has dedicated hundreds of hours toward solving the egging mystery. "The man hours put into that investigation were huge and one of the reasons it's so frustrating that we don't have somebody right now that we can criminally charge," Houser said. The culprits will face charges of felony vandalism and criminal damaging, Houser said. Additional charges could be tacked on if investigators find evidence that the attacks are a hate crime. The search continues Clemens is waiting until the perpetrators are caught before he repairs the tarnished siding. His insurance company is refusing to settle a claim until the guilty party is found. He said he used to clean up after each attack, but it became so frequent that he couldn't keep up. Police initially offered a $500 reward for information, but bumped it up to $1,000 after nobody came forward. That money is still up for grabs. "We're not going to let it go," Houser said. "We'll continue to put effort into it until we figure something out." Despite all the torment, Clemens said he'd never consider moving from his beloved home. "I like the neighborhood," Clemens said. "I like the city of Euclid. I would live and die in this house -- but it's been kind of a nightmare."
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Jesus Christ is LORD and SAVIOUR and the light of this world! He as God came into this fallen world 2000~ years ago, born in Bethlehem in what is now Palestine as a male under Jewish authority, and came to reveal his glorious plan of salvation in his 20s, being eventually killed for 'blasphemy' by the Sanhedrin in 32/33 AD~, and rose again on the third day, being given all authority on heaven and on earth. However, He was even revealed from the very beginnings through the prophets all through the old testament, an artistic weaving from the master storyteller that tells the story of man falling and Christ picking us up in his love, even laying down his own life for us and our transgressions. And He reaches out to the spiritually needy in his great love! He manifested Himself to me when I was totally down and out, and showed me the depth of his unconditional, PERFECT love that He has for everybody. He is a pure light brighter than any other, but can be looked at forever; He has no deception in Him whatsoever, only the purest love and concern for us; powerful, anxiety-and-pride-killing peace emanates from Him and bathes anyone witnessing His glory into total fulfillment, killing all the ambitions, desires and covetousness of the flesh and being truly satisfied and humbled in His LOVE, and his love alone. His love is literally incredible and can bring ANYONE to tears. He also certainly had a beard when he revealed Himself to me in His majestic glory, but His face wasn't as clear. This is no lie, or mere hallucination! There is so much more to life than dissatisfying materialism. My life had become completely astray, but God showed Himself to me and it was and is being completely changed by the good King and Saviour Jesus Christ! The rulers of this world want you to believe that Godlessness is the way, the truth, and the life - but it leads to certain death, not only spiritually in this life, but also in the life to come. Please, brother or sister, see what I have to say - the Lord will NEVER force you to repent and believe but would rejoice greatly for you to repent (in your thoughts, in your heart) and come into his arms (2 Peter 3:9, also the parable of the prodigal son, with the father representing Jesus Christ). Read on for the salvation of the Lord! "For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures; and that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures; and that he was seen by Cephas, then of the twelve; after that, he was seen of above five hundred brethren at once; of whom the greater part remain unto this present, but some are fallen asleep. (1 Corinthians 15:3-6) Do you want to be saved and receive forgiveness for your sins, a life with Jesus Christ as King and Saviour who loves you so incredibly much it's magical, and receive the Holy Ghost of God and eternal life in heaven? Believe the above, which is the Gospel of Christ (that he died for our sins - salvation is by grace, through (our) faith, in Him and his sacrifice for our sins - NOT by works - yet he saves us to do good works that were prepared beforehand by God (Ephesians 2:8-10) and trust in this. More importantly, you must believe you are a sinner: “For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God (Romans 3:23)" and that you deserve to die for transgressing the law of God, even currently - no excuses. "For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord. (Romans 6:23) I was in the shower, veiny 6" dildo in hand, favorite plug in my ass, as one does. I had already finished bathing and decided to have some fun while the hot water was still there.
I crouched down (the most comfortable position for me in that setting), and tugged on my plug gently. I always love the way the tugging feels. I pushed it back in and tugged again, steadily getting faster until I was fucking myself with my plug.
When I felt like I was loose enough, I set the plug aside and rubbed the head of my dildo against my puffy asshole. After pushing the head past my ring, I gripped the base of the toy and slowly slid it all the way in. By this point in my transition, my bottom growth was big enough for the silicone balls of the toy to touch it from this angle, which is fairly convenient.
I started off by thrusting the toy slowly, but quickly got impatient. In a matter of seconds, one could hear that telltale plaplaplaplaplap from the bathroom door if they leaned against it. The filling feeling, the tugging, and the balls hitting my hard cocklet could've driven me mad!
A few minutes in, I could feel my body start to tense and heat up. Me, cumming without a vibrator? More difficult than getting myself to moan out loud. There was no way I was going to stop.
Just as I was about to cum, I felt something familiar in my abdomen, but was too close to make myself stop. My body clenched, and in the same moment I instinctively pushed, I lost my grip on the toy.
Out flew the dildo, out flew a short trail of soft shit, and out flew a loud "Oohh fuuuck yes!"
I kneeled there for a minute, struggling to keep my breath while my body kept aggressively bearing down. Nothing came out after the second push, but I was still squirming.
When the aftershocks finally stopped, I was embarrassed and confused. I had used an enema before the shower specifically to avoid this. But overall, I was satisfied.
It's taken the past three months for me to not be embarrassed about this fetish. Now scat is one of my go-to genres, and contributing to it has managed to clear up some confusion I had about my preferred role in BDSM and role-play in general. I thought it would make me regress in confidence entirely, but exploring it on my own has made me more sexually confident in general.
Wages are set and differentiated according to skill and intensity of work. While socially utilised means of production are under public control, personal belongings or property of a personal nature that does not involve mass production of goods remains unaffected by the state. I was in the shower, veiny 6" dildo in hand, favorite plug in my ass, as one does. I had already finished bathing and decided to have some fun while the hot water was still there.
I crouched down (the most comfortable position for me in that setting), and tugged on my plug gently. I always love the way the tugging feels. I pushed it back in and tugged again, steadily getting faster until I was fucking myself with my plug.
When I felt like I was loose enough, I set the plug aside and rubbed the head of my dildo against my puffy asshole. After pushing the head past my ring, I gripped the base of the toy and slowly slid it all the way in. By this point in my transition, my bottom growth was big enough for the silicone balls of the toy to touch it from this angle, which is fairly convenient.
I started off by thrusting the toy slowly, but quickly got impatient. In a matter of seconds, one could hear that telltale plaplaplaplaplap from the bathroom door if they leaned against it. The filling feeling, the tugging, and the balls hitting my hard cocklet could've driven me mad!
A few minutes in, I could feel my body start to tense and heat up. Me, cumming without a vibrator? More difficult than getting myself to moan out loud. There was no way I was going to stop.
Just as I was about to cum, I felt something familiar in my abdomen, but was too close to make myself stop. My body clenched, and in the same moment I instinctively pushed, I lost my grip on the toy.
Out flew the dildo, out flew a short trail of soft shit, and out flew a loud "Oohh fuuuck yes!"
I kneeled there for a minute, struggling to keep my breath while my body kept aggressively bearing down. Nothing came out after the second push, but I was still squirming.
When the aftershocks finally stopped, I was embarrassed and confused. I had used an enema before the shower specifically to avoid this. But overall, I was satisfied.
It's taken the past three months for me to not be embarrassed about this fetish. Now scat is one of my go-to genres, and contributing to it has managed to clear up some confusion I had about my preferred role in BDSM and role-play in general. I thought it would make me regress in confidence entirely, but exploring it on my own has made me more sexually confident in general. For I am NOT ashamed of the gospel of Christ Romans Have a good day, beloved brother or sister.
I'm beginning to think all the events of this week - from the riots, to the furry fanart, to this - are all part of the Bogs' plan.
I mean, think about it. Floyd must be spinning so fast in his grave right now, you could almost take the dynamos off of Hoover Dam and hook them up to him. It's free energy.
Says a lot about our society, when a violent career criminal, who is also pornstar, violently robbed and threatened a pregnant whamen and who was on literally 3 drugs when he died gets worshipped by society and literally gets a halo above him
Really don’t care what he wanted because he’s a POS who threatened his pregnant girlfriend with a gun, jammed it into her gut, and ransacked her house. And he was a junky on Fentanyl and Meth.
Hot take longpost RIP and everything but his death was probably the best way his life was ever going to end and actually a poetic redemption.
You have this guy who was such a druggie peice of shit he put a gun to a pregnant woman's belly for drugs, he's locked gets out and tries to turn his life around, fails and relapses on heroin, and is now playing Twister in the middle of the street with a police officer. Sadly if he had survived the incident would have been public humiliation and he almost inevitably would have eventually died from OD as some nameless lost soul people would cross the street to avoid.
But now this random asshole gets to be the face of police brutality advocacy for literally the entire world, has become a glorified martyr saint, and made his entire family/community proud. There are probably millions of posters and flyers right now with the face some random heroin addicted fuck up who had no idea anybody would ever know his name. And he might singlehandedly and totally unintentionally cause a major police reform. Life is weird
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33 wizdumb337 2020-06-06
Anyone else sick of redditors acting like they knew this guy and his thoughts and feelings? I mean from what little background they're letting out about him he was a violent excon drug addict that was doing questionable stuff. I'll go on and say with that info he probably would have been out burning shit and stealing Nikes during this shit show
57 therevaj 2020-06-06
He'd be robbing these redditors by pointing guns at their soft, pseudo-pregnant soy bellies.
36 Coconuthead93 2020-06-06
but he was epic porn man on habib!
31 Diarrhea_Van_Frank 2020-06-06
That is some real ghetto coomer shit lmao
14 my32 2020-06-06
Based Black Coomer
22 professorshilllphd 2020-06-06
That's why looting and burning shops is the best way to honor memory of this martyr. Check and mate, Target.
15 Giulio-Cesare 2020-06-06
He was black therefore he is a Reddit saint.
That's just how it goes.
30 -Shank- 2020-06-06
funniest shit ive ever seen lmao
31 Jannieseatdoodoo 2020-06-06
I CAN'T BREATHE RICK
33 UnalignedRando 2020-06-06
I TURNED MYSELF INTO A CORPSE
22 assassin_is_born 2020-06-06
I'M NIGGLE RIIIIIICK
8 HeckinChungusNarwal 2020-06-06
Oh my god 🤣
1 UnalignedRando 2020-06-06
I have to admit those guys did it better (but I was faster) :
https://www.reddit.com/r/ConsumeProduct/comments/gy0ea8/and_then_i_shit_you_not_he_turned_himself_into_a/
23 MemriTVMemes 2020-06-06
Officer M- morty burp you gotta bury your knee wayyyy up my neck morty
10 ZackCrisan 2020-06-06
I'M FENTANYL FLOYD, MORTY!
8 HeckinChungusNarwal 2020-06-06
This is the funniest shit I've ever seen wtf... 🤣
8 1262663748488484 2020-06-06
Legitimately the funniest thing I've ever read
25 Abnobaa 2020-06-06
Imagine thinking he went to heaven 🤣🤣🤣
16 heswet 2020-06-06
He's snorting coke and armed robbing with jesus now.
11 antihexe 2020-06-06
wrong, it's fentanyl retard. get it right.
5 NazbolChungus 2020-06-06
He had 3 coke charges too, just not this time
11 ProEvilOperations 2020-06-06
Imagine thinking it's called "heaven" and not "Jannah" 🤣🤣🤣
-18 QuadNarca 2020-06-06
Imagine thinking heaven or hell exists.
37 _boooop 2020-06-06
Imagine deez fucking nuts sliding over you head
12 neigeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 2020-06-06
this is brave
11 Dirlewang-gang 2020-06-06
but is it stunning?
11 SpezKilledSwartz2 2020-06-06
Day Three: Post Feet.
11 QuadNarca 2020-06-06
I'm too shy.
3 SpezKilledSwartz2 2020-06-06
Shy or not, post feet.
10 Abnobaa 2020-06-06
Not only cute, but also based? 😳
9 QuadNarca 2020-06-06
Are trying to flirt with me? 😳
7 Abnobaa 2020-06-06
Maybe? 😳😘
5 QuadNarca 2020-06-06
We should date 😳
10 SchnupfStaffel 2020-06-06
You are the best troll I know, u/QuadNarca. Keep it up!
5 dont_stop_themusic 2020-06-06
Why people like quadnarca but hate watermark
7 alakavat 2020-06-06
Narca is trying too hard, I'm on team watermark.
5 dont_stop_themusic 2020-06-06
the_marx was the best even chapo hated him
Just realized I know reddit lore😭😭 it's over
2 chodemessiah 2020-06-06
They're both lame and have awful takes on everything. The best was easily that guy on r/drama whose name was like something rethuglicans and he never broke character or failed to make people seethe. I still donno if it was an elaborate larp or an AI in a lab just spitting out leftist hot takes. I know he got me a few times.
2 sickunt24 2020-06-06
commie
4 King-Kremet 2020-06-06
Oh ya like almost the entire population of the earth?
We will laugh perched upon a cloud as you burn, PAGAN
8 QuadNarca 2020-06-06
You just said you would laugh at the eternal suffering of people you disagree with, and you think you deserve to go to heaven? Whatever happens after death the only thing I wanna spread in my life is love and compassion.
7 King-Kremet 2020-06-06
‘You just said you would laugh at the eternal suffering of people you disagree with, and you think you deserve to go to heaven?’
Yes
2 King-Kremet 2020-06-06
Please cry and seethe more pussy
2 QuadNarca 2020-06-06
The fact that you replied to me twice, which is very rarely done, shows that my comment hit you especially deep.
5 _SentientCumSock_ 2020-06-06
Deep like my cock inside femboi bussy
2 SpezKilledSwartz2 2020-06-06
Feet pics would also hit me deep.
1 King-Kremet 2020-06-06
I just want you to accept the love of God 🤗
3 Love-Sex-Dreamz 2020-06-06
Imagine rejecting the word of Allah like that. Smh.
2 jajajakel 2020-06-06
You’re really being downgraded to hell? Is this community largely religious?
1 _SentientCumSock_ 2020-06-06
‘Downgraded to hell’
Good, that’s where godless heathens deserve to go
1 ProEvilOperations 2020-06-06
Yes this is an islamo-tradcath forum with Jewish characteristics. We also accept Hindu extremists if they are funny.
2 _SentientCumSock_ 2020-06-06
Bad monke, no banana
19 Reddeet100 2020-06-06
Reddit communists hate landlords, but also just love sucking Floyd the Landlord's dick.
20 Minecraft_Tryhard 2020-06-06
Mao loved sucking delicious landlord cocks.
13 jzekyll7 2020-06-06
He’s Jerry’s mom’s boyfriend
17 TotallynotBobSaget 2020-06-06
why is the nose so small?
29 jzerocoolj 2020-06-06
they white washed the fuck out of his features smdh
17 idreamwithopeneyes 2020-06-06
Someone with talent draw George Floyd holding a gun to a pregnant woman's belly in the style of Rick and Morty
14 BanteredRho 2020-06-06
Literally nothing of value was lost when Floyd died and redditors are acting like Jesus himself has been crucified
1 WeAreLostSoAreYou 2020-06-06
Idk his youngest daughter seems really nice. Clearly brought up well.
1 SameIPasLastTime 2020-06-06
Lmao
13 IsraelDidntSign_BWC 2020-06-06
Taking a massive shit on his grave would be less rude
12 Diarrhea_Van_Frank 2020-06-06
I would literally rather you fuck my corpse than make an R&M version of me after I die.
6 _SentientCumSock_ 2020-06-06
Ok done, where’s your address
12 Dingus_Kahn 2020-06-06
They drew his nose smaller lol
12 MemriTVMemes 2020-06-06
Oy vey
1 spooklordomega 2020-06-06
Fist thing I noticed lol
12 pootallovesem 2020-06-06
I TURNED MYSELF INTO A PSYOP MORTY, IM PSYOP RIIIIICK
12 heswet 2020-06-06
We're nihilists except when a black guy dies.
13 Serr-noz 2020-06-06
This is a regular phenomenon of Atheist white liberals expressing more "ignorant" beliefs to fit in with those who they view as primatives.
6 ConfrontationalKosm 2020-06-06
They worship blacks
11 CitrusDelicious 2020-06-06
Heckin wholesome Keanu!
10 WamuuTheSecretFurry 2020-06-06
nose isnt wide enough
10 Jannieseatdoodoo 2020-06-06
It's baffling how subhuman redditors are
Holy shit
10 Pyro-Bison 2020-06-06
If a cop chokes me to death and a redditoid draws me in this style, I'd hang myself.
10 The_Live_Ghost 2020-06-06
Floyd returns to Earth one week after his death, sees this, and just lays on his stomach and asks for the police to do it again
7 qweerni99erslol 2020-06-06
George Floyd is most likely roasting hell as we speak
20 UnalignedRando 2020-06-06
He his on withdrawal from every drug he took, and is faced with a pure mountain of the purest heroin, only every time he grabs a handful it turns into a pile of job applications in his hands.
11 Psycho_Robot 2020-06-06
worse than that: it turns into a pile of new employee orientation paperwork. Welcome to the Target Minneapolis team!
4 _SentientCumSock_ 2020-06-06
He’s roasting hell😳
Distrack mus be fire doe 🤪
6 MelanoidNation 2020-06-06
HE WITH YAKUB NOW
6 Akimbo1887mw2 2020-06-06
Anyone else think this picture could be used for literally any adolescent black male. When I look at it I see meek mill.
6 King-Kremet 2020-06-06
Nose is too small
6 mohkohnsepicgun 2020-06-06
See, I think Floyd is like Khan in Star Trek where Captain Kirk could have took him back to Earth and put him in prison but what he really wanted was to live on a savage planet full of meth and hookers and no reprecusions for beating up women.
Big Floyd is better off this way. I mean, yes if he'd gone back to jail he would have probably turned out some skinny fucker and made him his bitch and we all know how easy it is to get drugs in jail but really, like all of us, what he really wanted was to fly in space and going to heaven is kind of like going into space. But space like the space in Star Trek cos it's totally implausible and nothing makes sense like the way all the aliens just look like us except they've got pointy ears or fucked up foreheads and apparently their junk is the same as ours cos Spock had a human mother and a Vulcan father (although some people have speculated about what alien cocks look like and I guess that's pretty fucked up). Anyway, if you think there's any kind of afterlife where you wander around going "oh, that's nice... I think I'll go visit my dear friend Tolouse Lautrec this afternoon" then you're a child. The afterlife is probably a swirling, terrifying vortex of souls dragging us ever deeper into a void of nothingness when the last.of your synapses stop popping and you fade out forever.
And that's what happened to George Floyd when that policeman leaned on his neck. And that's what's going to happen to you too.
4 daggermag 2020-06-06
Tldr
3 mohkohnsepicgun 2020-06-06
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3 Reddeet100 2020-06-06
Words words words words, you must be a leftist.
2 mohkohnsepicgun 2020-06-06
More than 100 stealth egg attacks baffle one Euclid homeowner and police (photos and video) EUCLID, Ohio -- An 85-year-old Euclid man's home has become the target of mysterious egging attacks that began in March 2014 and haven't stopped. The continuous onslaught of eggs has baffled police, neighbors and local government officials who have tried and failed to identify the source of the attacks that have ruined the man's home and kept his family on edge. "The accuracy is phenomenal," Albert Clemens, Sr. said. "Because almost every time when it's nice weather and they launch five or six of these at a time, they almost invariably hit the front door." Clemens green two-story house sits on the corner of Wilmore Avenue and East 210th Street. He and his wife bought the home as newlyweds about 60 years ago. Though his wife has since passed away, Clemens still lives there with his 49-year-old daughter and 51-year-old son. The house has been pelted with eggs several times a week -- sometimes more than once a day -- for the past year. The attacks always happen after dark and last around 10 minutes each. The family has been awoken as late as 2 a.m. by what sounds like the crack of a gunshot against the aluminum siding or front door. Clemens and police believe the eggs are being launched from a block or two away. The siding on the front of Clemens' home is destroyed, splattered with dried egg residue that stripped off the paint. Other than a few rogue eggs that hit nearby homes, no other neighbors have been targeted. "Somebody is deeply, deeply angry at somebody in that household for some reason," Euclid Lt. Mitch Houser said. Winter offered a short respite for the family, as the egging became less frequent during the cold weather. But both Clemens and police anticipate the attacks picking back up as the snow and ice thaw. An unsolved mystery Euclid police have not taken the investigation lightly. They've spent a year doing undercover stakeouts, canvassing the neighborhood and even sending eggshells for testing. The department's entire community policing unit was dedicated to tracking down the eggers at one point. Officers respond quickly to every egging call at the home -- which is less than a mile from the police station. Both Clemens and detectives are at a dead end when it comes to suspects. Clemens had suspicions about a young man across the street who confronted him a couple years ago and asked him to stop calling police about suspicious activity in the neighborhood. Clemens said that he had started calling police more often as he noticed more crime -- mostly suspected drug activity. Another neighbor Clemens suspected was ruled out when officers saw him standing outside as an attack occurred in the presence of police. Investigators have taken several different approaches to nabbing the eggers, including installing a surveillance camera on the house. Detectives even collected some eggshell samples and tested them in a crime lab. The eggs were traced back to a local Amish farm, but the trail ended there. Clemens says the culprits either have access to a large supply of eggs or are stealing them from businesses that throw them out when they go bad. Detectives have followed this thread, visiting local restaurants and businesses asking about missing eggs. They've also tried collecting fingerprints from eggshells, but Houser said that's an impossible task. When an egg breaks, it releases proteins that destroy DNA. Officers have gone door to door questioning neighbors and handing out fliers. Nobody has come forward with any tips. "The person or people who are doing it have remained very tight-lipped apparently," Houser said. "I would imagine it would be hard to keep a secret of something that had been done hundreds of times and for nobody to step forward to talk about it." The guilty parties don't appear to be intimidated by police interest in the case. An officer last year was taking a report when a barrage of eggs was launched at the house. One hit him in the foot. Houser said he's never seen this level of vandalism in his 20 years of police work. It's frustrated the whole department, which has dedicated hundreds of hours toward solving the egging mystery. "The man hours put into that investigation were huge and one of the reasons it's so frustrating that we don't have somebody right now that we can criminally charge," Houser said. The culprits will face charges of felony vandalism and criminal damaging, Houser said. Additional charges could be tacked on if investigators find evidence that the attacks are a hate crime. The search continues Clemens is waiting until the perpetrators are caught before he repairs the tarnished siding. His insurance company is refusing to settle a claim until the guilty party is found. He said he used to clean up after each attack, but it became so frequent that he couldn't keep up. Police initially offered a $500 reward for information, but bumped it up to $1,000 after nobody came forward. That money is still up for grabs. "We're not going to let it go," Houser said. "We'll continue to put effort into it until we figure something out." Despite all the torment, Clemens said he'd never consider moving from his beloved home. "I like the neighborhood," Clemens said. "I like the city of Euclid. I would live and die in this house -- but it's been kind of a nightmare."
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1 SameIPasLastTime 2020-06-06
The jab at people who believe in an afterlife comes across as almost petulant lmao. I’m sorry you have no Mrs. Lautrec to visit in the hereafter.
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2020-06-06
Jesus Christ is LORD and SAVIOUR and the light of this world! He as God came into this fallen world 2000~ years ago, born in Bethlehem in what is now Palestine as a male under Jewish authority, and came to reveal his glorious plan of salvation in his 20s, being eventually killed for 'blasphemy' by the Sanhedrin in 32/33 AD~, and rose again on the third day, being given all authority on heaven and on earth. However, He was even revealed from the very beginnings through the prophets all through the old testament, an artistic weaving from the master storyteller that tells the story of man falling and Christ picking us up in his love, even laying down his own life for us and our transgressions. And He reaches out to the spiritually needy in his great love! He manifested Himself to me when I was totally down and out, and showed me the depth of his unconditional, PERFECT love that He has for everybody. He is a pure light brighter than any other, but can be looked at forever; He has no deception in Him whatsoever, only the purest love and concern for us; powerful, anxiety-and-pride-killing peace emanates from Him and bathes anyone witnessing His glory into total fulfillment, killing all the ambitions, desires and covetousness of the flesh and being truly satisfied and humbled in His LOVE, and his love alone. His love is literally incredible and can bring ANYONE to tears. He also certainly had a beard when he revealed Himself to me in His majestic glory, but His face wasn't as clear. This is no lie, or mere hallucination! There is so much more to life than dissatisfying materialism. My life had become completely astray, but God showed Himself to me and it was and is being completely changed by the good King and Saviour Jesus Christ! The rulers of this world want you to believe that Godlessness is the way, the truth, and the life - but it leads to certain death, not only spiritually in this life, but also in the life to come. Please, brother or sister, see what I have to say - the Lord will NEVER force you to repent and believe but would rejoice greatly for you to repent (in your thoughts, in your heart) and come into his arms (2 Peter 3:9, also the parable of the prodigal son, with the father representing Jesus Christ). Read on for the salvation of the Lord! "For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures; and that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures; and that he was seen by Cephas, then of the twelve; after that, he was seen of above five hundred brethren at once; of whom the greater part remain unto this present, but some are fallen asleep. (1 Corinthians 15:3-6) Do you want to be saved and receive forgiveness for your sins, a life with Jesus Christ as King and Saviour who loves you so incredibly much it's magical, and receive the Holy Ghost of God and eternal life in heaven? Believe the above, which is the Gospel of Christ (that he died for our sins - salvation is by grace, through (our) faith, in Him and his sacrifice for our sins - NOT by works - yet he saves us to do good works that were prepared beforehand by God (Ephesians 2:8-10) and trust in this. More importantly, you must believe you are a sinner: “For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God (Romans 3:23)" and that you deserve to die for transgressing the law of God, even currently - no excuses. "For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord. (Romans 6:23) I was in the shower, veiny 6" dildo in hand, favorite plug in my ass, as one does. I had already finished bathing and decided to have some fun while the hot water was still there.
I crouched down (the most comfortable position for me in that setting), and tugged on my plug gently. I always love the way the tugging feels. I pushed it back in and tugged again, steadily getting faster until I was fucking myself with my plug.
When I felt like I was loose enough, I set the plug aside and rubbed the head of my dildo against my puffy asshole. After pushing the head past my ring, I gripped the base of the toy and slowly slid it all the way in. By this point in my transition, my bottom growth was big enough for the silicone balls of the toy to touch it from this angle, which is fairly convenient.
I started off by thrusting the toy slowly, but quickly got impatient. In a matter of seconds, one could hear that telltale plaplaplaplaplap from the bathroom door if they leaned against it. The filling feeling, the tugging, and the balls hitting my hard cocklet could've driven me mad!
A few minutes in, I could feel my body start to tense and heat up. Me, cumming without a vibrator? More difficult than getting myself to moan out loud. There was no way I was going to stop.
Just as I was about to cum, I felt something familiar in my abdomen, but was too close to make myself stop. My body clenched, and in the same moment I instinctively pushed, I lost my grip on the toy.
Out flew the dildo, out flew a short trail of soft shit, and out flew a loud "Oohh fuuuck yes!"
I kneeled there for a minute, struggling to keep my breath while my body kept aggressively bearing down. Nothing came out after the second push, but I was still squirming.
When the aftershocks finally stopped, I was embarrassed and confused. I had used an enema before the shower specifically to avoid this. But overall, I was satisfied.
It's taken the past three months for me to not be embarrassed about this fetish. Now scat is one of my go-to genres, and contributing to it has managed to clear up some confusion I had about my preferred role in BDSM and role-play in general. I thought it would make me regress in confidence entirely, but exploring it on my own has made me more sexually confident in general.
Wages are set and differentiated according to skill and intensity of work. While socially utilised means of production are under public control, personal belongings or property of a personal nature that does not involve mass production of goods remains unaffected by the state. I was in the shower, veiny 6" dildo in hand, favorite plug in my ass, as one does. I had already finished bathing and decided to have some fun while the hot water was still there.
I crouched down (the most comfortable position for me in that setting), and tugged on my plug gently. I always love the way the tugging feels. I pushed it back in and tugged again, steadily getting faster until I was fucking myself with my plug.
When I felt like I was loose enough, I set the plug aside and rubbed the head of my dildo against my puffy asshole. After pushing the head past my ring, I gripped the base of the toy and slowly slid it all the way in. By this point in my transition, my bottom growth was big enough for the silicone balls of the toy to touch it from this angle, which is fairly convenient.
I started off by thrusting the toy slowly, but quickly got impatient. In a matter of seconds, one could hear that telltale plaplaplaplaplap from the bathroom door if they leaned against it. The filling feeling, the tugging, and the balls hitting my hard cocklet could've driven me mad!
A few minutes in, I could feel my body start to tense and heat up. Me, cumming without a vibrator? More difficult than getting myself to moan out loud. There was no way I was going to stop.
Just as I was about to cum, I felt something familiar in my abdomen, but was too close to make myself stop. My body clenched, and in the same moment I instinctively pushed, I lost my grip on the toy.
Out flew the dildo, out flew a short trail of soft shit, and out flew a loud "Oohh fuuuck yes!"
I kneeled there for a minute, struggling to keep my breath while my body kept aggressively bearing down. Nothing came out after the second push, but I was still squirming.
When the aftershocks finally stopped, I was embarrassed and confused. I had used an enema before the shower specifically to avoid this. But overall, I was satisfied.
It's taken the past three months for me to not be embarrassed about this fetish. Now scat is one of my go-to genres, and contributing to it has managed to clear up some confusion I had about my preferred role in BDSM and role-play in general. I thought it would make me regress in confidence entirely, but exploring it on my own has made me more sexually confident in general. For I am NOT ashamed of the gospel of Christ Romans Have a good day, beloved brother or sister.
1 SameIPasLastTime 2020-06-06
I am not Mrs Lautrec, do not correspond with me.
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2020-06-06
Sodomy.
4 SnapshillBot 2020-06-06
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4 32624647 2020-06-06
I'm beginning to think all the events of this week - from the riots, to the furry fanart, to this - are all part of the Bogs' plan.
I mean, think about it. Floyd must be spinning so fast in his grave right now, you could almost take the dynamos off of Hoover Dam and hook them up to him. It's free energy.
4 TyranRaph 2020-06-06
Ladies and gentleman, a Reddit moment.
3 adhamrlf 2020-06-06
Is he in rick and Morty?
3 UnalignedRando 2020-06-06
Couldn't have said it better (except it's not just the comments) :
https://www.reddit.com/r/rickandmorty/comments/gxh4d5/someone_drew_george_floyd_rick_and_morty_style/ft1suyl/
3 StBlops2cel_is_Lord 2020-06-06
I think maybe he wanted some more meth, Fentanyl, and porn chicks to bang
1 deezds007 2020-06-06
Wtf happened to /r/doomers
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1 StBlops2cel_is_Lord 2020-06-06
What? It's up
1 deezds007 2020-06-06
There was a few mods making racist posts presumably to get it shut down
2 StBlops2cel_is_Lord 2020-06-06
I missed it, haven't been on there for a while bcuz all the doom about muh virus was pissing me off
2 StBlops2cel_is_Lord 2020-06-06
It was one mod, Dawlinghen, who got kicked out, lol, prolly was drunk
3 dudebussy1m40 2020-06-06
"I turned myself into a jogger Morty! I'm jogger Rick!!!"
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2 Hsutheguard 2020-06-06
It would be hilarious if Kimberly Brinks, the amateur he had intercourse with on Habib, came out and sound her support
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2 Roldstiffer 2020-06-06
I think he woulda preferred a nice oxy 80
2 SansMinion 2020-06-06
the lips keep getting bigger
2 sometimesshitposting 2020-06-06
Says a lot about our society, when a violent career criminal, who is also pornstar, violently robbed and threatened a pregnant whamen and who was on literally 3 drugs when he died gets worshipped by society and literally gets a halo above him
2 mcstazz 2020-06-06
Damn rip kobe
2 boomoopoo 2020-06-06
I'M NIGGLE RICKKKKKK
2 bibbidybum 2020-06-06
Goddamit
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1 cumgangster69 2020-06-06
What did He mean by this
1 East_Onion 2020-06-06
Gonna dick down on Rick texas bareback style
1 WeAreLostSoAreYou 2020-06-06
It’s kinda cute 🥴
1 Riberty-and-Justice 2020-06-06
Really don’t care what he wanted because he’s a POS who threatened his pregnant girlfriend with a gun, jammed it into her gut, and ransacked her house. And he was a junky on Fentanyl and Meth.
1 sonofbaal_tbc 2020-06-06
he would have been that kid for drug money
1 [deleted] 2020-06-06
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1 1262663748488484 2020-06-06
Hot take longpost RIP and everything but his death was probably the best way his life was ever going to end and actually a poetic redemption.
You have this guy who was such a druggie peice of shit he put a gun to a pregnant woman's belly for drugs, he's locked gets out and tries to turn his life around, fails and relapses on heroin, and is now playing Twister in the middle of the street with a police officer. Sadly if he had survived the incident would have been public humiliation and he almost inevitably would have eventually died from OD as some nameless lost soul people would cross the street to avoid.
But now this random asshole gets to be the face of police brutality advocacy for literally the entire world, has become a glorified martyr saint, and made his entire family/community proud. There are probably millions of posters and flyers right now with the face some random heroin addicted fuck up who had no idea anybody would ever know his name. And he might singlehandedly and totally unintentionally cause a major police reform. Life is weird
1 PedoNormalizedBy2025 2020-06-06
Nose is too thin.
1 1986MazdaRx7 2020-06-06
Kanye west
1 Mr_Piggens 2020-06-06
Look at me, Morty! I turned myself into an asthmatic ape! I'm nigga rick!