Unironically just replace all woman and homosexual-related events with feel good minority fodder, it would be far less annoying to hear about the dude who invented peanut butter 10 times a year than see small children parading next to men in ass chaps and leather BDSM dog suits.
actually carver didn't invent peanut butter. He was crazy as fuck and was obsessed with peanuts, he made peanut shampoo, shaving cream, and all sorts of retarded shit.
A white canadian by the name of marcellus Gilmore Edson invented peanut butter. He even patented it in the US in 1884, and even put sugar in it because it made it more uniform and consistent.
Apparently he helped fixed the soil depletion from cotton that ruined southern farmland which was like a huge issue back then but they chose to credit him as the peanut butter guy in the history books. lmao
I can imagine all sorts of cool outfits that show off my ball cleveage, for the office, for the pool, weddings and any sort of occasion.
Wearing ball cleavage shorts will allow us men to use our assets to flirt with women who are in power in hopes of gaining some unfair advantage over those who are less endowed.
There would be "wonder shorts" which push the balls up front and accentuate the cleavage. Like diamonds on a pedestal.
There would be a little hole in the shorts to let the ball cleavage poke through
I’ve seen the form before. Presumably it’s actually a contraction of ya all. Ya being a common variant of you, but more up north than in y’all territory. Just a guess though.
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48 neigeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 2020-06-06
didnt these niggas have february?
30 Kat_B0T 2020-06-06
Quit being a bigot
8 sandwi_chman 2020-06-06
I don’t give a fuck if it’s February, I gave him the finger
44 TrewishJanny 2020-06-06
Why is it that all these Latin Americans are suddenly Black Lives Matter spokes people? Can't they find black people to speak?
Better yet maybe some gay black people?
Why are they excluding the gay black people?
Is that what this is all about? Letting people who aren't black coopt the movement?
😏
18 spooklordomega 2020-06-06
Black Lives Matter is run by a Jew, as well. Blacks are just tools, just like the slavery days.
11 SpezKilledSwartz2 2020-06-06
Psst, shut the fuck up.
2 TimothyGonzalez 2020-06-06
Sorry, they're called Latinx sweaty
44 1262663748488484 2020-06-06
Unironically just replace all woman and homosexual-related events with feel good minority fodder, it would be far less annoying to hear about the dude who invented peanut butter 10 times a year than see small children parading next to men in ass chaps and leather BDSM dog suits.
18 masticatetherapist 2020-06-06
actually carver didn't invent peanut butter. He was crazy as fuck and was obsessed with peanuts, he made peanut shampoo, shaving cream, and all sorts of retarded shit.
A white canadian by the name of marcellus Gilmore Edson invented peanut butter. He even patented it in the US in 1884, and even put sugar in it because it made it more uniform and consistent.
9 1262663748488484 2020-06-06
Apparently he helped fixed the soil depletion from cotton that ruined southern farmland which was like a huge issue back then but they chose to credit him as the peanut butter guy in the history books. lmao
6 teremaster 2020-06-06
Plus we know the mayans had peanut paste as well
2 masticatetherapist 2020-06-06
Yeah sacrificing kids and eating peanut paste sounds like a good time
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5 Lusjuh 2020-06-06
sooner
4 BlueberryPollination 2020-06-06
Bwhahahahahahaha
10 endestir 2020-06-06
Excellent move by the blacks, if you’re racist against them it now means you’re gay
8 fjsukwpkzvxn 2020-06-06
Lol nah, fuck the blax, i want to see a 12 year old dance in a thong.
1 SameIPasLastTime 2020-06-06
Same but only if it’s a girl
7 SnapshillBot 2020-06-06
Ball cleveage shorts should be a thing.
I feel like society is ready.
I can imagine all sorts of cool outfits that show off my ball cleveage, for the office, for the pool, weddings and any sort of occasion.
Wearing ball cleavage shorts will allow us men to use our assets to flirt with women who are in power in hopes of gaining some unfair advantage over those who are less endowed.
There would be "wonder shorts" which push the balls up front and accentuate the cleavage. Like diamonds on a pedestal.
There would be a little hole in the shorts to let the ball cleavage poke through
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6 FroppyHoppyMyFloppy 2020-06-06
This is what bravery looks like.
6 Rosey9898 2020-06-06
Yes
14 32624647 2020-06-06
what did they mean by this?
6 pm_me_ur_butthole420 2020-06-06
B L A C K E D
6 GnomeGuy20 2020-06-06
BLM was operation pridefall all along! we did it boys!
5 FlashedCoffee 2020-06-06
What happened to February?
9 masticatetherapist 2020-06-06
the goal is to make every month black history month
3 Swarmcap 2020-06-06
Lmao 365 days to celebrate basically nothing
5 kermit_was_wrong 2020-06-06
Deux chooses bussy. Always.
5 M_Messervy 2020-06-06
This was not written by a black person.
4 Slimeball2222 2020-06-06
"Listen, betch, I know you, like, are doing protests, but you already got your FUCKING MONTH. So back off, sweety."
3 Zeriell 2020-06-06
2 Chumptron 2020-06-06
why the fuck is the apostrophe in between the a and the l? y'all is a conjunction of you and all this is really pissing me off
0 FroppyHoppyMyFloppy 2020-06-06
I’ve seen the form before. Presumably it’s actually a contraction of ya all. Ya being a common variant of you, but more up north than in y’all territory. Just a guess though.
1 SameIPasLastTime 2020-06-06
Astonishingly
retardedbased2 BlazeSorcerer 2020-06-06
Kind of like how they forced themselves on the Rainbow flag
2 tonkin24 2020-06-06
Literally the opposite of my flair
1 ManOfBored 2020-06-06
/pol/ pls bait better
1 CRYSTAL_HYPOTHESIS 2020-06-06
Hey hey, ho ho, the pedophiles have got to go
1 Electronic_Dust 2020-06-06
Deux stand in solidarity with monke
1 Digital_Wraith 2020-06-06
combine it and get yourself some black bussy