Hey everybody, stop going to the BEACH you're spreading the corona.

1  2020-06-07 by whiteypoints

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And people thought 1984 was to out there

Yeah, so gathering at the beach is bad mkay but gathering for protest is fine

Something wrong

Congradulations! You got the joke

These stories are trash across the board. Most of these "upticks" are due to increased testing. Deaths and hospitalizations are the metrics that need to be followed. These are going down, but you'd never know it when tuning into CNN or any other type of corporate media.

you should also check the timing, there is about a week long asymptomatic period so without increased testing of healthy seeming people, there should be a 1 week delay in any uptick after things open up, as new cases will take about a week to manifest symptoms, but the media reports these "upticks" and "increases" within a day or 2 of opening up.

hmmmm.....

I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart.

I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feels like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything.

Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into oblivion.

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Nooooo! Really?

I hope you get the rona and die. faggot

Glowie spotted