Guy tries to take the bogpill and chokes, the human justice system tries to intervene

1  2020-06-08 by UnalignedRando

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A courageous judge is seeking an interplanetary arrest warrant against the Bogdanov brothers.

They used their powers of hypnosis to drain a bipolar millionaire of his fortune under false pretenses, until he threw himself from a cliff. Ironically he tried to take the Bogpill but forgot to take his actual pills.

The bogs apparently had massive debt, that led them to seek an influx of human currency. On top of that they wanted to be in a position to reboot the TV show that made them famous (a Bill Nye type show about science).

They had the guy invest in their own projects. Under the pretense that it could bring him some money if they got a contract with the government of the Congo to make a promotional movie about the country.

Somehow they conviced the guy that it would require him to buy a helicopter of which they'd have exclusive use (probably because they couldn't go flying around in public with their usual means of transportation without alerting human beings). And also somehow had him buy them part of their own house (in exchange for absolutely nothing).

The banks noticed there were millions coming out of the bank account of a mentally ill person for weird transactions (so their cancelled the checks). Since it's not their first case in human court for some kind of fraud or other, the bogs suddenly wanted to obtain Congolese diplomatic passports (for immunity). They bribed the local government. Which in turn only got them nominated "UNESCO scientific experts" by the Congo. Which is worthless since it's basically like being a jannie : you don't get paid, and you don't have immunity from any law.

At this point it's worth noting multiple people were draining the millionaire who killed himself, including former reality TV stars, an hypnotist to the stars, a jew lawer, and quite a few entertainment producers (ethnicity unknown but since it's in Paris pretty easy to guess).

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The bog bros are involved with the Congo? They're definitely up to some Gilles De Rais style shenanigans

I'm not saying orphans are disappearing in the night to get dissected and eaten, but I'm not saying it's not happening.

The twins, known for their extraordinary physical transformation and their controversial popular science books,

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jesus fuck, you people. I've now unsubscribed, which is a shame, because a lot of greentexts are genuinely funny, but this alt-right underbelly is just unbearable.

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