It is neither gay nor straight, because sexuality is a spook

whatever makes my dick hard is straight

whoever i can beat in a fight is gay

Unironically extremely based

Hottest take in this sub

Pornsick weirdos. These people are so alienated they can't even imagine platonic fraternal relationships among bros. Everything has to be some sort of kink.

What if the kink was to have a platonic fraternal relationship? 😳

4d chess.

Whenever I'm confronted by the Reddit coomer squad, I just remind them that being anti-porn and opposed to sex work are my kinks. How dare they judge me.

9am is not that early for people with jobs

Why would you go eat breakfast if you're straight tho...

What’s the gayest?

Genuinely curious about this if it’s not some retarded answer like “my bussy” or something

I can’t think of anything gayer than eating breakfast tbh. Lunch is pretty gay as well I guess, I usually just eat a large dinner and that’s it.

You ain’t wrong

Me 😩🥵😛

Lol

how do you see 'men'? you shouldn't assume gender before asking,its not about looks. go read a book instead of jogging

you shouldn't assume gender

Epic meme grandpa 😴😴😴

lmao, if you look around you and all you see is gays, it's because you're gay. And not in the fun way.

Melaninated profile picture? Clearly doesn't understand the concept of getting up early.

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So according to you I am a coward because I post stuff on the dick show subreddit when I dislike Dick (absolutely nonsensical on every level already, why shouldn't I post, why posting be cowardly, why should any post on the internet require "courage"?). After you pathetically failed trying to zing me, I explained to you why I post in r/freefolk and other subs and you still can't get two neurons to fire in your oversized skull in order to put two and two together and deduce a potential answer for your question (very stable genius).

So I'll be gracious now and tell you exactly why I posted on the sub, if you can point me to any of my posts there Sherlock. You brought it up, so you must have a specific post in mind.

Link me the post and I'll enlighten you! Tick tock.

Snapshots:

1. Fellas, is it gay to wake up togeth... - archive.org, archive.today

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That's when the fish are biting, tho