never forget this legend of a man

245  2020-06-08 by Ieanice44

35 comments

Heh. Some of you Deuxcels are alright. Don't come to DeuxCHAT tomorrow.

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Lmaooooooooo, I kinda want to see the originals after this

Wait, not real???? You killed my schadenfreude boner dude

Everyone in that album looks like an oblivion character holy shit

Me on the third photo

CEO of CHAD

fifth one is /ourguy/

source?

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That guy 2nd down looks like he's given up on everything.

Me on the fourth picture

Amerimutts

Kings

Goddamn what a collection.

He gets shorter every time I see this pic lol

They never learn, do they?

So I’ve noticed there is a lot of people who are extremely insecure about their height, and I think it’s insane!

I believe short men are much more attractive than tall men. I believe around 5’ and 5’5 is the perfect height for men.

For instance, the shorter you are, the easier you are to pick up and have anal sex. Guys who are tall usually weigh a lot more, and are harder to adjust it properly. In my experience men who are short also tend to be cuter than taller men, though that’s not a fact, it just happens more often that I see a cute small guy.

The weight is a major benefit, the fact that you can be 110 lbs without being super skinny is awesome. I can appreciate a man who is in shape but isn’t going to break my back trying to lift.

In conclusion, be happy about your height

Yo, sediment?

Cope

Is that dude 3 feet tall

He's like the manlet in one of those cringe hentai porns

Not wanting to be a manlet In cringe hentai porn

Low test lanklet spotted

😉😂

Has to add the word "cringe" and boomerly add the word "porn" after hentai to make it clear that he doesn't watch said hentai.

Yeah yeah okay buddy. lmao

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Being a short man legit sucks though. I am judged quite harshly, and quite often. The rage of "shortcels" is justified.

Your only solution is to become a sissy femboy.

The idea is to not say that the rage of "shortcels" is justified, even if you really think so. Always ridicule the average shortcel who thinks he's never gonna be anything in life. That doesn't raise your chances by a lot but that's the best chance you got lol.

I’ve convinced myself I’m the perfect height and everybody else is wrong. It works on weak minded people, like women.

Me in the middle.

Are you genuinely mentally challenged? Please use whatever little brain cells you have left after your glue huffing addiction to think a little bit before posting something as stupid as this again. Thanks and have a nice evening.

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Is the one on the left 50?

Why are professional cheerleaders always so fucking busted?

Hey kid, wanna /ss/?