So I’ve noticed there is a lot of people who are extremely insecure about their height, and I think it’s insane!
I believe short men are much more attractive than tall men. I believe around 5’ and 5’5 is the perfect height for men.
For instance, the shorter you are, the easier you are to pick up and have anal sex. Guys who are tall usually weigh a lot more, and are harder to adjust it properly. In my experience men who are short also tend to be cuter than taller men, though that’s not a fact, it just happens more often that I see a cute small guy.
The weight is a major benefit, the fact that you can be 110 lbs without being super skinny is awesome. I can appreciate a man who is in shape but isn’t going to break my back trying to lift.
The idea is to not say that the rage of "shortcels" is justified, even if you really think so. Always ridicule the average shortcel who thinks he's never gonna be anything in life. That doesn't raise your chances by a lot but that's the best chance you got lol.
Are you genuinely mentally challenged? Please use whatever little brain cells you have left after your glue huffing addiction to think a little bit before posting something as stupid as this again. Thanks and have a nice evening.
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86 knuckledowntown 2020-06-08
https://i.redd.it/hy9yp8gwdnp31.jpg
49 Npc5284747 2020-06-08
Lmaooooooooo, I kinda want to see the originals after this
10 trosdetio 2020-06-08
Wait, not real???? You killed my schadenfreude boner dude
49 Rujevit 2020-06-08
Everyone in that album looks like an oblivion character holy shit
37 Zooar 2020-06-08
Me on the third photo
25 AppleJellies 2020-06-08
CEO of CHAD
20 k3pl4r 2020-06-08
fifth one is /ourguy/
13 AutoModerator 2020-06-08
source?
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8 arsepirate69 2020-06-08
That guy 2nd down looks like he's given up on everything.
7 NietzscheMustacheCum 2020-06-08
Me on the fourth picture
5 texanapocalypse33 2020-06-08
Amerimutts
4 Zeriell 2020-06-08
Kings
3 kermit_was_wrong 2020-06-08
Goddamn what a collection.
70 FloatyFish 2020-06-08
He gets shorter every time I see this pic lol
20 AppleJellies 2020-06-08
https://imgur.com/a/mvJJe7w
real pic
4 FloatyFish 2020-06-08
They never learn, do they?
43 Jannieseatdoodoo 2020-06-08
So I’ve noticed there is a lot of people who are extremely insecure about their height, and I think it’s insane!
I believe short men are much more attractive than tall men. I believe around 5’ and 5’5 is the perfect height for men.
For instance, the shorter you are, the easier you are to pick up and have anal sex. Guys who are tall usually weigh a lot more, and are harder to adjust it properly. In my experience men who are short also tend to be cuter than taller men, though that’s not a fact, it just happens more often that I see a cute small guy.
The weight is a major benefit, the fact that you can be 110 lbs without being super skinny is awesome. I can appreciate a man who is in shape but isn’t going to break my back trying to lift.
In conclusion, be happy about your height
16 Hormelcoffee7 2020-06-08
Yo, sediment?
8 Theharryf 2020-06-08
Cope
38 bakedcheetossuck 2020-06-08
Is that dude 3 feet tall
34 knuckledowntown 2020-06-08
He's like the manlet in one of those cringe hentai porns
51 FloatyFish 2020-06-08
Low test lanklet spotted
12 knuckledowntown 2020-06-08
😉😂
20 Babinx 2020-06-08
Yeah yeah okay buddy. lmao
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29 CuckSlayer1983 2020-06-08
Being a short man legit sucks though. I am judged quite harshly, and quite often. The rage of "shortcels" is justified.
23 NPC_46765 2020-06-08
Your only solution is to become a sissy femboy.
1 drakos07 2020-06-08
The idea is to not say that the rage of "shortcels" is justified, even if you really think so. Always ridicule the average shortcel who thinks he's never gonna be anything in life. That doesn't raise your chances by a lot but that's the best chance you got lol.
1 SameIPasLastTime 2020-06-08
I’ve convinced myself I’m the perfect height and everybody else is wrong. It works on weak minded people, like women.
5 NPC_46765 2020-06-08
Me in the middle.
4 SnapshillBot 2020-06-08
Are you genuinely mentally challenged? Please use whatever little brain cells you have left after your glue huffing addiction to think a little bit before posting something as stupid as this again. Thanks and have a nice evening.
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1 WatermelonFreeze 2020-06-08
Is the one on the left 50?
1 kermit_was_wrong 2020-06-08
Why are professional cheerleaders always so fucking busted?
1 Sarge_Says 2020-06-08
Hey kid, wanna /ss/?