"Looks like it's going to be another night on the Snorlax for me, wife brought home another man and isn't letting me watch this time."
I mean just looking at this effeminate guy in that curled up position, and then seeing his punk/butch ass wife, I already feel like I know everything I need to know about their "open marriage". I feel like I can be almost certain that he'd be perfectly happy in a monogamous relationship, and she's just a whore that's been railed so many times her brain is incapable of monogamy. He just listens to everything she says, and she can convince him of things even she doesn't believe because she's either more intelligent or better spoken.
Sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. You read that and think it's cute. Think about things that were once considered god's dominion that's now under man's stewardship. When we were cavemen, meat was rare, and now we can efficiently kill and transport 200 million animals for food every day. That's more than the amount of people that would've died in the biblical flood. We've crossed continents, we can go to space. We have instantaneous audio portals to transmit speech from across the globe. Your computer is a changing glowing rune tablet that has overtaken necessary jobs and entertainment almost entirely. You ever realize it's actually possible to perform a virgin birth with IVF? And that's old technology at this point. Scientists have taken parts of mouse brains and used them as a biological computer to drive an RC car. Hitachi came out with a product called Smart Dust, which are micro-mechanical computers that can read and transmit sensory data. You've probably already come into contact with them without knowing. People are talking about the incoming technological singularity, talking about immortality by uploading our consciousnesses into computers. Long before that point, I believe we would have ceased to become human, and earth becomes hell.
How prescient was it that fruit of knowledge was presented as the ultimate danger?
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29 albietanders 2020-06-08
if i get a lobotomy will i return to monke?
23 lawlzposting 2020-06-08
Na you just turn into a US housewife from the 50s.
53 Msmit71 2020-06-08
Na you just turn into a
US housewife from the 50swoman15 lawlzposting 2020-06-08
Based
4 Melonskal 2020-06-08
On what?
5 lawlzposting 2020-06-08
Yo mamma
17 AttitudeVast1245 2020-06-08
god is monke
8 SnapshillBot 2020-06-08
"Looks like it's going to be another night on the Snorlax for me, wife brought home another man and isn't letting me watch this time."
I mean just looking at this effeminate guy in that curled up position, and then seeing his punk/butch ass wife, I already feel like I know everything I need to know about their "open marriage". I feel like I can be almost certain that he'd be perfectly happy in a monogamous relationship, and she's just a whore that's been railed so many times her brain is incapable of monogamy. He just listens to everything she says, and she can convince him of things even she doesn't believe because she's either more intelligent or better spoken.
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6 HomosexJuche 2020-06-08
wow
6 BaronBrodmann 2020-06-08
God gave us a more developed subgenual anterior cingulate cortex, so now we can have depression. Reject neocortical development, embrace monke.
6 Melonskal 2020-06-08
This but unironically.
We need Selective monke reuptake inhibitors 🐵
2 Verumero 2020-06-08
Hanuman the handservant of thoth, the ape of the magus. Silly monke plays tricks
2 radarspelledbackward 2020-06-08
Sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. You read that and think it's cute. Think about things that were once considered god's dominion that's now under man's stewardship. When we were cavemen, meat was rare, and now we can efficiently kill and transport 200 million animals for food every day. That's more than the amount of people that would've died in the biblical flood. We've crossed continents, we can go to space. We have instantaneous audio portals to transmit speech from across the globe. Your computer is a changing glowing rune tablet that has overtaken necessary jobs and entertainment almost entirely. You ever realize it's actually possible to perform a virgin birth with IVF? And that's old technology at this point. Scientists have taken parts of mouse brains and used them as a biological computer to drive an RC car. Hitachi came out with a product called Smart Dust, which are micro-mechanical computers that can read and transmit sensory data. You've probably already come into contact with them without knowing. People are talking about the incoming technological singularity, talking about immortality by uploading our consciousnesses into computers. Long before that point, I believe we would have ceased to become human, and earth becomes hell.
How prescient was it that fruit of knowledge was presented as the ultimate danger?
1 Bewbman 2020-06-08
You can't have free will without this though.