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Why do so many people not have any shame and choose to upload their videos of themselves crying because of whatever bullshit...

Because anyone born after 89 has it ingrained in them that crying publicly is the most candid and sincere form of expression. In the absence of any genuine feeling, even, crying gets across a point that something matters to you, and you are sensitive and empathetic.

I want an enormous explosion from Yosemite sometime soon. I want to see heavy ash tumble down from the sky, so thick I have time to collect the spit in my mouth as I tilt my head up to the heavens and allow the saliva to well up and choke me more quickly. I would collect my death like black snow.

EDIT- I'm actually really into this fantasy now.

I'm 600 miles away, but the sky is getting blacker from the horizon, far faster than night falls, a gradiation that reminds me of time-lapse photography. There are shouts, of course, but quickly the streets empty, and I am alone, head as far back as I can hold it as the first of the soot and ash falls heavily in a slant from the west, a soft, tumid blizzard, painting everything gray-black. Tendrils form and leap forward, breaking up, coming together, twist between buildings and cars, enveloping monuments and detritus alike.

I close my eyes now.

Acidic and gritty, the first of it pushes against my mouth with enough concussive force to feel grating, warm as a gloved fist, almost instantly becoming a slurry, a sludge, now tar. I am a sunflower seeking nothing like light, and I imagine as my airway clots with this silt custard that I could stand like this forever.

I could stand like this forever, like the pompeians. I could -

Could I ever breathe? I don't remember. I am devolving into some sea, ancient, undone, gone.

There is one overriding thought in the final grasping reaches of my mind:

D O N T F O R G E T T O D R I N K Y O U R O V A L T I N E

IF you upvote this comment I might read the whole comment

I'm so close, daddy. make it happen for me.

will read now
edit : upvoted

Thank you. I imagine you are brave and strong Tony the Tiger, coming to frost my greedy, needful flakes.

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Yosemite isn’t a volcano you retard

Swallow my cum

tldr

RAID: Shadow Legends

Born in 88. Phew I'm safe lads.

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Tfw I didn’t get offered to join trump’s MAGA death squads and wear his camo Jew star hat.

Why even live.

I got the same feeling when I missed my invite to be FEMA camp guard to round Conservatives.

Born too early to explore the stars, born too late to round people up in camps during the 40’s. Truly a tragedy.

Most of the crazy libs that believe shit like this also support the banning of guns btw.

Its like theyre allergic to logic.

White women are so disappointing.

you mean "mayo foids"? I don't know what a "White women" is.

I'm sorry; I have a day job which precludes me from "keeping it real", as it were.

Thats a Jewish woman.

Cope

She’s white. Religion or imagined historic ethnicity has nothing at all to do with her skin color, you tardhammer.

EDIT - ayo, just want to take the time to say: Israel is a sovereign nation and it has a right to defend itself from threats in the region. curries are serving in the Knesset. meanwhile, where are the rest of the region’s Jews? Forced out by pogroms.

I LOVE Jewish ladies (that don’t cry like little bitches, and just fuck like robots)

lol

We had a good conversation

https://youtu.be/7DJ6YvXyixw

Khazar milkers

Blocked & reported

(Vapor lock)

Early liferino disagrees 🧐

/Undeux look I don't hate jews, but ISRAEL has a right to be their OWN nation, not try and make the US pay over $3 billion per year for their country, even though they are already a prosperous 1st world country. And they are basically subverting us for their gain (USS liberty, Dancing Israelis etc). Not to mention the crimes on the Palestinians.

/Undeux

This isnt gcj retard

k

White women are playing the victim/moderates as the antifa extremists and mobs of blacks burn the country down, loot stores, and curb stop store owners.

so...

they're husband searching?

Nah... that’s called going to the K9 rescue. At least for white women.

Retarded but based if true

🏅

THANKS FOR THE GOLD KIND STRANGER

shes crying, and shes white. of course its doubly true

So.... how does one get the email letter..? 😳😳😳

Too late, if you didn't recieve one already, it means you're going for a holocoaster ride

Darn. I really wanted that hat

She's Jewish. It's not mysterious. You talk politics with them and everything is one or two degrees away from the hooloocoost

https://youtu.be/pFsqYVfjAT8

@6:40 love that lady

Wow lol, woman goes off on lying jews only to find that jews lied to her to get her into that interview. Talk about immediate vindication.

Tbf it was a prank video, that's Egyptian comedy for you.

Fucking hilarious.

I can't even imagine how upset I'd be if I found out I was sitting for an interview with a Jew

Jesus that first guy smacked the shit out of the anchor. Also it's a prank TV show. They are actually Egyptian.

hahaha those wacky egyptians

Nothing like a little woman beating for good must-see-TV.

And afterword he offered instructed her to come to his car so he could rub her down with lotion.

does she have a wiki page? wanna look at her early life

Cp is illegal

Just search porn hub for “daddy issues”

let me solve that riddle for you with another video of hers https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/1270149305739833344

You can't tell from the 👃?

PATHETIC

🤔🤔

man bitches really are ugly af when they cry

she looks like an alien

I gotta feeling her smiling and being all happy wouldn't change her appearance much . It won't be long until it happens since this was an obvious manic episode of a bipolar mayo foid (they're all bipolar)

Being a white woman should be in the DSM

Being a white woman should be illegal

I dOnT kNoW wHy mEn DoNt WaNt To HaVe KiDs WiTh Me?

Jewish foid.

being offered to murder people for limited edition hats

The 800 hours I've spent playing TF2 has all been leading up to this moment.

Rookie numbers

Left-wing conspiracy theories????????? How🤔

How limited edition are we talking here?

Did you guys get your murder hats, too?

Remember when Hitler put yellow stars on the Jews and locked up the nazis in concentration camps?

I know it says not a parody but my brain still thinks it's one. I can't actually convince myself this is real.

same

Disgusting mayo foid

i love how she doesn't even know if it's real and she's still entirely emotionally invested in it

women were a mistake

Even if it was it still is stupid to think it is like the Holocaust.

How do I sign up??

It’s anudda Shoah

She even made another video where she explained what made her believe that those Trump e-mails are real.

https://twitter.com/tracybeanz/status/1270131532238336000

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God I hate mayo foids.

Good morning.

The 19th amendment was a mistake

also based, please do this Mr. President

She is either a really good troll or mentally ill

My first thought was, damn, this woman needs some real therapy. Imagine being so anxious and tightly wound that you sit at home working yourself into hysterics over fake internet news instead of living a rewarding life.

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I wonder if these people are aware that the only public opinion shift that comes from them appearing anywhere at all is a slight increase in favorability towards eugenics.

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Own the libs by giving some people hats and making them think it’s the start of a genocide.

i think its a tr*nny

The absolute state of mayo foids smfh

What am I going to do

circumcise