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20  2020-06-09 by Fill_the_urn

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What if you... clicked my link to DeuxCHAT... Haha just kidding...

Unless...?

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I'm dating a girl that doesn't shave right now. I don't really care either way long as I'm getting that sweet sweet, nawmean.

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Good, my shitposting is having the desired effect on idiots.

Cope. All the irony in the world won't wipe that fishcunt smell off your dick 🤢

Dudes never touched a woman outside his family

Mmmm. Tell me why other people living their best life is so triggering to you. On second thought don't, I don't need someone else to feel sorry for.

Because anyone that's not autistic ( unlike you ) can tell you're a lying little NEET that the closest you've ever came to communicating with a female is by replying on the porn subs. You literally brag about stupid shit and have no life experiences outside of reddit.

You're literally a new sockpuppet account set up by white supremacists trying to do damage control because you've lost the hearts and minds of Americans.

Literally lol'd at that. Hey guys everyone is a white supremacists . The autistic virgin neet is enlightening us.

Cool I lolled at yours too. Fun roast battle. Wanna take another shot in the dark? Guessing you're a bitter wagecuck.

So you think women like it when men don't wear deodorant? Also it's not a shot in the dark anyone who reads the pure shit you spew can tell everything I'm pointing out is true .

Depends on the woman and how intense your pheremones are. For stinky teenagers its not a good move, but I'm a grown up. How's that job treating ya?

Dude you're deep in the spectrum. Literally Chris can levels. As for my job it's ok my tenants are finally paying rent again . I had to evict 5 of them to put the fear in the rest but it worked.

You getting paid what you think you deserve? Minimum wage? Is there a matching 401k like I got at my last job? Flexible hours?

Oh look there you go bragging about extremely common things like it's something most people don't have. Tell us about how you have a driver's license next

Do you feel creatively fulfilled? Does your work make a positive difference? Did it require a college degree or any sort of qualifications at all?

Yes and I'd like to think that the housing I provide for my tenants is positive. As for a degree I got a useless one in gender studies but I took it for shits and giggles. My family gave me 5 homes to rent out and a 250,000 gift when I turned 18 so I really just needed to coast in life . Hu-white privledge and all

Totally called it, any moron can buy a house with dads money.

Did you totally call it ?

Yes, I knew that you have a job that requires zero skill or qualifications. I'm glad you found something suitable to your mental capacity. I also called that it was family money before you ninja edited to openly admit it. There's no way anyone as dumb as you could have bought a house in their own. That was the tell.

So yes I really nailed you. You're just jealous that I have even fewer responsibilities than even your trust fund ass, and I did it through my own talent so I don't have that guilt and shame that you do.

Wait until you learn about how when they are at work I go in and rummage through their things and take small things that are valuable but won't be missed right away. Hell half the time I don't even sell them I just throw them in the dumper that they have to pay for lol

I'm not at all surprised. And I'm so glad that your little bubble has been disturbed. It's so nice to know that you have no real friends and anyone you marry will take half your money. It's a shame you'll abuse and neglect your own children but hey that's on you

I used to make deals with the female tenants that I would take 100 off of rent for blowies but once I got married to my wife I didn't want to risk a divorce because her dad's freaking loaded

Now let me tell you about the second time I had an ffm threesome at burning man. I'd rather have my life than yours.

Tell us

It was great. Turned out one of the girls lived in Brooklyn just a few blocks from me and we kept hooking up for a few months. She was really into anal and shaving her pussy, both of which turn me off, so I moved on. Face of an angel and she was a local newswoman so I got to see her on the tv knowing I was gonna fuck her later. Only in NYC.

I've got true stories you'll never beleive, inherited wealth doesn't impress me.

*fap fap fap fap fap fap fap * Do go on with more detail please.

Well, she put the PA in pawg. I'm not even into anal but with an ass like that I could perform.

Don't you like pegging? I let my wife do it because well I gotta keep her happy if I wanna see her old man's buckaroonos . I'm planning on buying huge apartment complexes with that old bastards hard work.

Whatever the truth is has to be sad if this is what you come up with to brag about online.

Dude you do realize that you come off pitiful with your lies right? I mean I thought we had a lolcow with you but no you're just a sad lonely retard with no life a shit job ( if you have one at all) and your obvious projection is kinda funny but sad too. Bittersweet I guess you could say. I'm going to do you a real favor here and I hope you take it to heart but I gotta feeling you won't. You're really really bad at lying. Like totally obvious. You're the type of guy who would say their uncle was Sylvester Stallone in grade school but all "grown up". I realize you really are autistic and therefore have poor social interactions and skills but man I hope what I just told you sinks in. Everything you said tonite was total cringe and honestly the more you went on lying the more I winced .

I guess I won't tell you about the Porsche that I bought for 7k as an investment and sold for 100k then, due to my autistic knowledge of the used Porsche market. Or the successful video game companies I've helped start.

Being a landlord is for the idiot children of the rich to keep them out of trouble. Im living the dream of autistic internet edgelords, if normies don't cringe I'm not trying too hard enough.

Nah man you're not. I'm disappointed you didn't listen to my advice but honestly you probably can't help it. I mean 1 minute you're standing up for the downtrodden and crying about the 1% then bragging about your "wealth" and non-existent lifestyle you live. You lie so much you can't keep your stories straight.

Unlike you I earned my money. I grew up in a poor family and made my own life using my autistic intelligence to correctly predict numerous things, such as the massive popularity of online games which I got into develping in 1994. I also bought stock in apple a long ass time ago, seeeeethe pc under race.

But I haven't forgetten where I came from. Neither have you because you've never even left the basement.

Imagine thinking that you can't succeed financially and still care about people

I also fully admit that as a Jew I was priveleged, not by wealth, but by nobody getting in my way. Still makes me better than a trust fund loser. I met plenty of rich kids attending an elite college on scholarship,. A sad bunch.

Hey man you realize for like the 1st 8 or so replies I had with you I was totally fucking with you right? Then I realized that you were extremely mentally unwell and the pity won out over fucking with you. You really do need to learn that no one and I mean no one believes a word you say . I mean I know you won't take it to heart but dude you literally come off like a 14 year old posting his fantasies . It's extremely sad and I think somewhere deep in your overloaded mind you realize it is.

I realized you were projecting just like every other chud does. Y'all can't help it. I'll still trump your best jerk off fantasy with my real life. I don't need to make shit up to troll. It's sad, only to the extent that it works.

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chud

And the mask completely slides off.

Oh my. Masking has never been my strong suit.

Lying isn't either

That's why I stick with the facts.

What's wrong with wanting to learn a trade? It's honest work. When I say I don't have much money, I'm being a Jew lol. We do like a good deal.

"Money is an issue"

Money is always an issue my friend. If you know what I mean. Why pay more than you need to? Read that in your favorite Jew voice, I'm rubbing my hands.

Dude just shut the fuck up and move on . I tried to tell you that you're terrible at lying but you had to keep going on and on .

Making chuds think I'm lying is life fuel. Can't stop won't stop. Go on tell me who I really am.

Honestly I don't give a fuck who you are. We all see what you are though.

And that is?

A miserable and pitiful creature.

Only because the world is over run by racists and psychopaths. Unlike you I care about others. Despite my autism I still have more empathy in my little finger than you do in your smooth brain.

It's late, don't you have to get up early to troll badly some more, or are you a neet also?

I was friends in college with a girl that dated Seth McFarlane so I hung out with him a bunch lol. Guy was always a deuche, he already had his whole persona in place.

What's a deuche?

Look in the mirror

I only see a Chad. No deuches

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Living off your mom doesn't mean you figured out a better way to live, it just makes you a parasite

Who's downvoting our guest? You might scare it away!

Honestly I'd think this one was trolling until you dive into it's post history

Holy shit I thought I dived years into its posting history. Apparently it was just few months.

Yup this one is a 24/7 on redditcel. If you look into what it says in a lot of it's comments and posts it's a big larper too. One day a Vidya designer the next a NEET the next a revolutionary and so on. It's honestly fascinating that it commits so much time and effort into it's different personas but doesn't bother to change accounts .

You wish

Decent post by him tbh

Yeah he's not stupid he's just in his own little world . I honestly feel somewhat bad for the little guy. He can't help he has the tism

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Stop downvoting the lolcows, deuxcels.

The people involved here probably don't even respect bussy all that much.

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This guy has confused me for a while. I don't get the larp.

Autism

Edit: I hope. His comment history is antisemitic

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