Getting out of the primordial soup was a mistake

287  2020-06-09 by Dimbledorf

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Reject evolution

Return to single celled organisms

Reject life

Return to pile of mud with amino acids floating around

Reject molecular forces

Return to subatomic quarks

Day of the heat death soon brother

soon

10100 years atleast

😭

Reject entropy, return to singularity

Viruses are the best form of life. Change my mind.

Cambrian fauna is straight up retarded. Looks like a five year old designed them. Like look at this shit

Shut up that trunk nigga looks snazzy

Yeah that looks hard as shit fuck he mean

Nice try tetrapod

(((Tetrapods)))

The tetrapod is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a bilaterian, chordate, vertebrate, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a tetrapod and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: I've been found out

He cute

Don't ageshame God, he was going through a tough time

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Anomalocaris is so much better. You guys are pussies. Anomalocaris was the greatest predator to ever live.

11 years later and still one of the best videos of all time.

tfw you will never be one of the first apex predators of life itself

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Uh that's a pic of the Cambrian, not the Hadean

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Uh?

They took this from you.

they evolved this from you

The Denovian Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the planet