me on the right

706  2020-06-10 by voice_of_ukraine

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Me on the left

Post height

6'2" no cap

wtf

Over 6’ gang ✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿

Same but 6’2 is too tall for a femboy

True 😔

Tall femboys are where it's at, king

penis?

Only 7 inches 😭

*on the right

yeah cuz I'm actually the one on the left

Yeah, but being left also would be being right

😎

fascism is a socialist ideology

I am fascist and not socialist

Sure thing tankie

wtf did you just mention soviets? based based based based lol so edgy I know no srsly I love children

You’re also a lolbert?

I am cute

Tight bussy?

🇨🇿🇨🇿🇨🇿

Yes.

You will get a lot of upkeanus on r/Conservative if you say that and you don't even have to be a conservative.

Damn straight, its the father's duty to teach that to their kids

Based

Me in da bottom right

incel

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Septic

unironically

Yo leave astolfo out of this.

He is also a monarchist who dresses as a woman to catch lesbians by surprise. A true chad.

He’s perhaps one of the more based spirits in fate, if only because he can’t remember the name of his trump card and legitimately just lives for the shits and gigs.

I dont watch that shit anime, is he like a trap who is actually into girls?

Yeah. Basically he’s Astolfo, one of the paladins of Charlemagne. One of the only notable features about astolfo was that he was handsome/attractive. The writers of fate like to spin things and play with historical characters as concepts, so this iteration of astolfo likes beautiful things.

He also enjoys watching people get tricked into thinking he’s a girl. One episode Jeanne de arc came to talk to astolfo and his buddy and astolfo walked out of the shower ass naked. Jeanne chastised him for being nude at first, then shrieked learning he was actually a man. Astolfo laughed his ass off for the entire next day.

As far as we can tell, he is a trap who is straight. Like Felix from RE: zero.

I mean, he picks up chicks in bars in Apocrypha so at the very least he's bi.

Oh for sure. Dude probably slays.

Thanks tho now I feel slightly bad knowing thats what anime has become

It’s only one show. Plenty of others to look at.

Yeah but isnt like the most popular one now?

No?

Really? I see shit related to it posted everywhere, specially this trappy guy

Because astolfo is just a character, a fairly popular one at that. Plus troids like to appropriate straight characters into their faggot brigade.

I see

Ok weeb.

He is so cute

i wanna fuck him so badly 😩

That's a she.

Google Astolfo nude

Why are people ruining anime with such faggotry?

Japan is femboy fascism.

Me on the far right

Me on the left.

This causes a confliction in my brain parts.

You'd be cuter on the left ;)

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That’s my flair

I wish I had a cute girlfriend like that. I wish anime was real.

Boyfriend*

I'm not gay you silly.

The guy on the left has a fat cock

Me on the botton left

Your the penis?

Yes

Astolfo is a knight of Charlemagne of France. He is non-ironically a monarchist.

Me no where

My book on middle left

yo who is that cutie anime girl on the left ¿¿¿

*boy

Since when rightoids are trainies ?

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