He’s perhaps one of the more based spirits in fate, if only because he can’t remember the name of his trump card and legitimately just lives for the shits and gigs.
Yeah. Basically he’s Astolfo, one of the paladins of Charlemagne. One of the only notable features about astolfo was that he was handsome/attractive. The writers of fate like to spin things and play with historical characters as concepts, so this iteration of astolfo likes beautiful things.
He also enjoys watching people get tricked into thinking he’s a girl. One episode Jeanne de arc came to talk to astolfo and his buddy and astolfo walked out of the shower ass naked. Jeanne chastised him for being nude at first, then shrieked learning he was actually a man. Astolfo laughed his ass off for the entire next day.
As far as we can tell, he is a trap who is straight. Like Felix from RE: zero.
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57 Msmit71 2020-06-10
Me on the left
27 SpezKilledSwartz2 2020-06-10
Post height
29 Msmit71 2020-06-10
6'2" no cap
12 SpezKilledSwartz2 2020-06-10
wtf
11 dedoid69 2020-06-10
Over 6’ gang ✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿
10 SmurfPolitics 2020-06-10
Same but 6’2 is too tall for a femboy
6 Msmit71 2020-06-10
True 😔
1 Fabukain 2020-06-10
Tall femboys are where it's at, king
3 Triple_Parentheses 2020-06-10
penis?
5 Msmit71 2020-06-10
Only 7 inches 😭
5 ZolpidemDunmer 2020-06-10
*on the right
11 OkayDyan 2020-06-10
yeah cuz I'm actually the one on the left
5 ZolpidemDunmer 2020-06-10
Yeah, but being left also would be being right
3 OkayDyan 2020-06-10
😎
1 che-ez 2020-06-10
fascism is a socialist ideology
5 albertkaradjordjevic 2020-06-10
I am fascist and not socialist
4 che-ez 2020-06-10
Sure thing tankie
4 albertkaradjordjevic 2020-06-10
wtf did you just mention soviets? based based based based lol so edgy I know no srsly I love children
3 tameikisan 2020-06-10
You’re also a lolbert?
3 albertkaradjordjevic 2020-06-10
I am cute
3 tameikisan 2020-06-10
Tight bussy?
3 albertkaradjordjevic 2020-06-10
🇨🇿🇨🇿🇨🇿
2 alessiona 2020-06-10
Yes.
1 GNONationalism 2020-06-10
You will get a lot of upkeanus on r/Conservative if you say that and you don't even have to be a conservative.
20 SiNasty 2020-06-10
Damn straight, its the father's duty to teach that to their kids
7 428_cobrajet 2020-06-10
Based
16 MaybeADragon 2020-06-10
Me in da bottom right
34 AutoModerator 2020-06-10
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8 TFVgen 2020-06-10
Septic
5 che-ez 2020-06-10
unironically
13 most_slotted_floppy 2020-06-10
Yo leave astolfo out of this.
10 SonyXboxNintendo13 2020-06-10
He is also a monarchist who dresses as a woman to catch lesbians by surprise. A true chad.
4 most_slotted_floppy 2020-06-10
He’s perhaps one of the more based spirits in fate, if only because he can’t remember the name of his trump card and legitimately just lives for the shits and gigs.
3 brackenz 2020-06-10
I dont watch that shit anime, is he like a trap who is actually into girls?
3 most_slotted_floppy 2020-06-10
Yeah. Basically he’s Astolfo, one of the paladins of Charlemagne. One of the only notable features about astolfo was that he was handsome/attractive. The writers of fate like to spin things and play with historical characters as concepts, so this iteration of astolfo likes beautiful things.
He also enjoys watching people get tricked into thinking he’s a girl. One episode Jeanne de arc came to talk to astolfo and his buddy and astolfo walked out of the shower ass naked. Jeanne chastised him for being nude at first, then shrieked learning he was actually a man. Astolfo laughed his ass off for the entire next day.
As far as we can tell, he is a trap who is straight. Like Felix from RE: zero.
2 Shitposting_Skeleton 2020-06-10
I mean, he picks up chicks in bars in Apocrypha so at the very least he's bi.
1 most_slotted_floppy 2020-06-10
Oh for sure. Dude probably slays.
1 brackenz 2020-06-10
Thanks tho now I feel slightly bad knowing thats what anime has become
1 most_slotted_floppy 2020-06-10
It’s only one show. Plenty of others to look at.
1 brackenz 2020-06-10
Yeah but isnt like the most popular one now?
3 most_slotted_floppy 2020-06-10
No?
1 brackenz 2020-06-10
Really? I see shit related to it posted everywhere, specially this trappy guy
3 most_slotted_floppy 2020-06-10
Because astolfo is just a character, a fairly popular one at that. Plus troids like to appropriate straight characters into their faggot brigade.
1 brackenz 2020-06-10
I see
1 zsfh 2020-06-10
Ok weeb.
6 albertkaradjordjevic 2020-06-10
He is so cute
2 atomic_biscuit55 2020-06-10
i wanna fuck him so badly 😩
1 ClubbinGuido 2020-06-10
That's a she.
1 albertkaradjordjevic 2020-06-10
Google Astolfo nude
1 ClubbinGuido 2020-06-10
Why are people ruining anime with such faggotry?
1 albertkaradjordjevic 2020-06-10
Japan is femboy fascism.
13 ESSE_Leviathan 2020-06-10
Me on the far right
6 fjsukwpkzvxn 2020-06-10
Me on the left.
5 SirNinjaCaboose 2020-06-10
This causes a confliction in my brain parts.
4 freet0 2020-06-10
You'd be cuter on the left ;)
3 SnapshillBot 2020-06-10
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3 HazAccount 2020-06-10
That’s my flair
3 ClubbinGuido 2020-06-10
I wish I had a cute girlfriend like that. I wish anime was real.
1 Deadmanbantan 2020-06-10
Boyfriend*
1 ClubbinGuido 2020-06-10
I'm not gay you silly.
1 Novice-Partisan 2020-06-10
The guy on the left has a fat cock
2 troomerslammer 2020-06-10
Me on the botton left
3 Deadmanbantan 2020-06-10
Your the penis?
2 troomerslammer 2020-06-10
Yes
2 SonyXboxNintendo13 2020-06-10
Astolfo is a knight of Charlemagne of France. He is non-ironically a monarchist.
1 NickXLIX 2020-06-10
Me no where
1 IsraelDidntSign_BWC 2020-06-10
My book on middle left
1 Coconuthead93 2020-06-10
yo who is that cutie anime girl on the left ¿¿¿
1 Fafinozka 2020-06-10
*boy
1 LoftCoiffure 2020-06-10
Since when rightoids are trainies ?
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