Homeless chads vs virgin antifa larpers

1421  2020-06-10 by bakedcheetossuck

214 comments

What if you... clicked my link to DeuxCHAT... Haha just kidding...

Unless...?

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Black Lives Matter

ok.

Can I ask your ethnicity?

Not all snowflake larpers are white

Why does that even matter?

Digital blackface

Answer the question, crakkka โœŠ๐Ÿฟ

I donโ€™t know, someone told me it mattered.

Why do black lives even matter?

Because they feel entitled to more handouts

DAS RITE

internet janny being desperate for sorosbux because his """job""" pays $0.00 / hr

janny mad x24

No need to insult me. Locked.

For free!

Debatable.

(X) Doubt

No lives matter

except mine

Why?

More like black lives don't matter amirite lmao

How does it feel to see the anarchist yet against prove the vanguard party useless?

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Based

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โ€œHello and welcome to our fully autonomous zone that relies 100% on external supplies and donations! We are fighting the power one Instagram post at a time!โ€

Oh my that profile is a dumpster fire

Isn't it locked?

It is now, but even the description is hilarious.

18, she/they lesbian anarchist. abolish whiteness, capitalism, and civilization http://cash.app/ which I'm not linking. Fucking commies sure do love shekels.

Abolish whiteness.

Mayocide now?

White genocide?

I don't see a difference.

No, a lot of first worlder commies just want to live the gypsy lifestyle

Imagine telling some starving third world commie, barely getting by, that their "ideological brethren" in the U.S are playing literal cops and robbers all day, funded by other people's handouts, just to give their empty pampered lives some meaning

Imagine telling some starving third world commie, barely getting by, that their "ideological brethren" in the U.S are playing literal cops and robbers all day, funded by other people's handouts, just to give their empty pampered lives some meaning

That until you realize most of the third world commies are pampered, upper class people of said countries, who imitate every first world commie stereotype with pride

Yep, we even have them doing BLM marches here in the middle of the world's longest quarantine where some people detained by cops for breaking it have died in "mysterious" ways

Thing is the ruling party are "progressive" so its okay that cops can do that shit to the "enemies of the state"

Argentino?

Its that obvious? si boludo, y vos?

Its that obvious?

Depends on who you ask

si boludo, y vos?

Chileno

Como anda todo del otro lado de la cordillera? siguen con marchas o se calmaron los boludos?

Se calmaron pero sรณlo por lo de la cuarentena. La izquierda es un chiste y andan buscando algo por lo que hacer show, y la "derecha" sigue igual de corrupta y no tiene pantalones.

We're aware of the mayo menace, theres internet over here you know

That is such a great depiction of the global context

abolish civilization

starts new civilization

Big brain move

Anprims rise up.

This โ€œrevolutionโ€ will create nothing long term, except introduce more homeless people in tents. Now I know how it feels to live through the Paris revolution.

Abolish whiteness... isn't that calling for genocide? Hey @jack... you ok with that?

Yes

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Snetimentt

source?

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beyond sent tent

Yes, Mayocide now

which I'm not linking

Are you afraid one of the deuxchads will send them money?

We should. I want to see how far this goes.

Keep ur money for troid onlyfans

Imagine paying for femboy porn ๐Ÿ˜‚

I support local talents that's all

And I asked them to do degrading shit

They are so dire they have no choice

I only pay for trappy.....then I file a charge back after I cum

This is someones daughter, how do you fail that much?

Wrong, it's a troid.

Lmao then he failed even more

Could you guys do a better job of recognizing 5 oโ€™clock shadows so foids donโ€™t get blamed for this shit?

Fucking commies sure do love shekels.

something something author of gulag archipielago something

Aka self hating mayofoid

mayotroid

Mayonnaise is truly the most disgusting condiment. Imagine making the most delicious sandwich in the world and choosing to slather on a giant, smelly blob of mayo instead of literally anything else.

mustard gang rise up

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Hmm seems like some type of correlation...

abolish whiteness

is fucking white

Why mayos do this?

and civilization

Based

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mentality of a 13 year old rebelling against their parents confirmed.

Communists needing food name a more iconic duo

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where were the protests for harambe

The four year anniversary of his murder came and passed with hardly a trending tweet ๐Ÿ˜”

The only kang worth protesting for

haahaaahahah

๐ŸŽถ RIP Harambee sippin on some Bombay ๐ŸŽถ

๐Ÿ† Out

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Gays like to play with waterguns.

Post your goddamned feet this instant.

Are the manager of femboy hooters or something? Why you got all these dudes thirsty?

And they thought emojis were useless...

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Good boys and unregistered firearms

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Communists needing graves.

conservatives and the closet.

you and my dick

Slayyy keeeeng

Ur gey

Yes, and that's why we love him

Strassy <3

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Everywhere I go...I see these f*ggots...how did it come to this?

Maybe stop going to the gay bar?

I'm an MDEfugee, I refuse to assimilate to the culture.

We always come out on top, why not join us my currynese friend?

Pretty homophobic tbh

Nobody in the closet here. We all faggots and proud ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ

Rightoids seething

secret gay conservative, male feminist sex pest, starving communist

sometimes it really really do be like that

gayhomophobe.com

please bring soy

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Is that code for bring a friend?

Soy is code for Sissy bOY.

Enigma Code solved.

Howdy parter

Still can't believe this is not satire

soy products

The jokes just write themselves.

Hey mister, do you have any soy food?

epic referino

They have new country named "CHAZ" that's vegan, begs for food from its infinitely stronger and more successful capitalist neighbors, and gets cucked by the homeless. Reality is poetry

when you create a commune and reject commerce but based hobos steal your shit, thus showing why capitalism is nessecary

They should start a group to enforce their set of rules. Some sort of police force.

yeah... wonder why they havent done this

they do, an African warlord named Raz Simone. Not shitting you either, this dipahit is running around with guns and assaulting people while saying him and his group are the police now

It took communists 1 hour before it became a totalitarian dictatorship. Fucking memes write themselves

haha fuck yes

They should vote for a community leader who then delegates the responsibility of maintaining order to a responsible member of the community. We could give them cool titles like "Mayor" and "Commissioner".

Tfw your revolution is not very fun or based.

Lol

They have. One of the gangs took over and declared themselves the police. https://mobile.twitter.com/BPD_GOD/status/1270778585876316160

A group of rule protectors

That doesnโ€™t prove anything about capitalism, just the value of having a police force. And also crazy shit like โ€œhaving a economic base before you grandiosely declare yourself a separate stateโ€.

no, they rejected commerce, eliminating the means of providing food, you can exist without cops, you just need a private security force

Like I said, they have no economic base(this includes producing food or goods to sell for food). They decided to โ€œtake overโ€ a fucking abandoned road. The cops/private security point isnโ€™t really relevant to the discussion tbh because they have neither. Well, I heard they had SRA goobers pulling security but clearly they donโ€™t care about the homeless problem.

in order to be a state, an organization must be:

  1. sovereign
  2. able to defend itself
  3. must have an economy
  4. must have distinguished leaders

these dumbass forkheads are none of those, making this an anarcho-commie shithole

Where did I claim they were a state, fuckwit?

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Bring me food I'm starving.

Vegan only.

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Cent ent

ooooh someone post this to /r/ChoosingBeggars

It's okay, when this experiment fails they'll just say it was state sponsored capitalism.

My only hope is that the cops donโ€™t shut it down. Anything that gives these retards the opportunity to martyr themselves rather than fading into ignominy is a yikes in my book

LMAO it took them 24h to start a famine

Gold.

AHAHAHA holy shit what is this subreddit?! Aww did I make the wittle wedditor slither back to his safe space? Wow it's like the political equivalent of dangling a mobile over a baby, but instead of bright colors there's penises everywhere to keep you engaged with the hackneyed nihilistic thought. If you can't stay put here, at least own up to it when a shit rolls out of your loose "bussy" somewhere else on the site. There's no shame in making an oopsie, but if your really want to learn you'll have to come back and get your nose pressed into it. I'm very patient. :)

Please stay here

The only thing rolling out of my bussy is cock

you are without a doubt the most autistic person on this site. This is your home, this is where you belong.

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AHAHAHA holy shit what is this subreddit?!

Deux. This is the pinnacle of modern western philosophy.

Aww did I make the wittle wedditor slither back to his safe space?

I am unsure, but I enjoy the radical centrism here where I can freely converse about retarded ideals with others I may not agree with. If that's what a safe space is, yes.

Wow it's like the political equivalent of dangling a mobile over a baby, but instead of bright colors there's penises everywhere to keep you engaged with the hackneyed nihilistic thought.

Please no homophobic remarks. You're better than that. Also my penis is all I need to see as far as cocks go. Bussy feels the same from behind.

If you can't stay put here, at least own up to it when a shit rolls out of your loose "bussy" somewhere else on the site.

There's no greater feeling. Please no kinkshaming.

There's no shame in making an oopsie, but if your really want to learn you'll have to come back and get your nose pressed into it. I'm very patient. :)

Please see above.

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Just cut their power and see how long they hold out after their cellphones die. They wont last a minute without the ability to virtue signal on twitter for that sweet dopamine rush.

someone asked her yesterday what they needed and she said phone chargers

"Charge they phone"

They already ran out of hot chip lmaooooo

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10/10

Absolute retards. Trying to make a commie haven and can't live without twitter. This is truly the clown world. What happens when you put a bunch of safe space woke zoomers together?

Please tell me this is real please god I need this

It is

I really hate to be the bearer of bad news, because the tweet is so fucking good, but the font is off & probably not real, the tweet is gone and the author denies ever writing it

And theyโ€™re not just begging for food, they specifically want vegan-meat substitutes and soy products.

Beyond parody at this point

I wonder if they will realize the value of border control and stop trying to feed all the moochers? And then they still wind up starving because they produce nothing of value.

We need to get a documentary team in there ASAP to record the progression, because you know when they fail they will memory hole the whole thing and new morons will never learn from their mistakes.

Not a single one of those larpers have probably studied any type administration and still thought they could succeed

I hope they all starve to death, then blame capitalism for not giving them free food.

Nooooo das not true socialism we have to try again!!1!

Virgin pragmatist vs Chad begging

Is this satire? I genuinely cant tell anymore

Will this make them come to terms with why society nearly universally reviles the homeless? Or will they make up excuses for them and claim it was someone else that forced the homeless peoples hand and it's really not their fault.

Probably the later

Those homeless people were paid off by white nationalist trying to stop our great agenda

Iโ€™d rather believe this than accept the possibility that the homeless arenโ€™t allies

Nah that's too easy to debunk

Try something like "the homeless are the product of the white supremacist capitalist system that disproportionately forces PoCs into homelessness and starvation. Homelessness is rooted in anti-blackness"

Based ๐Ÿ˜ณ

Homeless provocateurs. The real Outside agents

Anarcho-Parasitism: A political ideology in which the individual lives off of the labor and infrastructure of organized, civil society while not participating in society themselves in any way.

this ideology is a child of accelerationism

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

You take away my autozone, I'll take away yours

They may break the "communist shithole running out of food" speedrun record, Stalin would be proud

soy

Are you sure this is legit?

Damn tweets are protected

Yes, but I think it's legit. Also CHAZ is a meme. It's just a bunch of college students larping. There's no political action beyond street signs. There's also an armed gang running around? This is all pretty entertaining to watch from far far away.

There is a stream of it on periscope https://www.pscp.tv/w/1jMKgXgoyekGL

Its a local pimp who's taken over and is beating people for spraying grafitti

There is nothing on this planet more entertaining than watching 1st world anarchists try to survive without the resources produced by a capitalist economy. They have their own sub and it is brilliant.

https://www.reddit.com/r/CapHillAutonomousZone/comments/h0ji2c/why_not_prioritize_homeless_poc/

Let em starve so their privileged asses learn what communism is really like

This is funniest fucking thing I've seen all week. Thanks Anarchads.

They even specified the menu. /r/choosingbeggars

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Shhhh

That is the fattest vegan I've ever seen.

Perhaps they could call some sort of authority that could investigate the crime involved?

Lol begging after a few days of "governing" the area LOOOL soy at its highest level.

soy at its highest level

Not anymore after the homeless took it from them.

Vegan meat substitutes, soy products

The memes write themselves

This ride never stops!!!

This is what open borders look like

When you have literally nothing to lose, you either kill yourself or become baste beyond belief

Why don't they call the CHAZ police to stop those homeless people stealing their food?

tweets are now protected

HAHAHHAHAHAHHA

Damn, I was going to donate but I realize what I wanted to donate isn't vegan-diet friendly, dammit.

Epic Chad move, respect.

This sounds too stereotypical to be real. I hope it's real though.

After typing and looking up that person's twitter, he also sounds too stereotypical to be real. But that seems to be what it is. Live cams please!

Vegan, this is how I know no black people are involed.

Seattle went with the fucking Independent Vegas ending of all of the options they had.

did not know capitol hill was its own vatikan

They are claiming this is a lie and photoshopped

How can I send them a bag of buffalo jerkey?

Can somebody give me a rundown of who the new mod is and why xhe is such a mongoloid? Is xhe our cover so that we can say that we are a progressive subreddit?

These clowns got exactly what they deserved lol i'm dead ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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If these people are communists, an economic standing, how come I can with 80% accuracy predict their social views? Vegan and soy foods being no surprise ๐Ÿค”

'AUTONOMOUS'--gibs us food, racist

i mean the autonomous zone as a concept is pretty chad its just being managed awfully